[Memo] I totally wasn't in a candy coma. [TROLLS]

[slayer]

-- CURRENTscorpiusImperial[SI] posted a memo at ??:?? --
CSI: So, many of you have no doubt noticed that I have been out of stings for a while now.
CSI: Some of you may have even speared some filthy lies about me being in a candy induced coma for the last...jegus I don't even know what day it is.
CSI: At any rate, now that I have returned from what was most certainly NOT a candy coma.
CSI: Would someone care to fill me in on what we're supposed to be doing?
CSI: Aside from all of the counter-productive shenanigans that we have been getting up to.
CSI: Also, keep this shit linear.
CSI: The last fucking sting I need is Past Aethal screaming about his wingbeast smuggling ring again.

[lofora]

-- CURRENTbarbaryShaman[BS] responded to memo at ??:?? --
CBS: ✯ wee'ree suupp∞seed t∞ bee iin caandyy c∞maas thh∞uughh.
CBS: ✯ wee weeree s∞ iimpreesseed aat hh∞w weell yy∞uu weeree dooiing.
CBS: ✯ yy∞uu'ree reeaallyy g∞∞d aat thhaat duudeer.
CBS: ✯ hhee hhee hhee.
CBS: ✯ meeaan.
CBS: ✯ 8)
CBS: ✯ ∞kaayy buut ff∞r srs thhiis tiimee.
CBS: ✯ uuhh...
CBS: ✯ ii'm n∞t aactuuaallyy thee beest chiick to aask naawmsaayyiin? s∞ iidk.
CBS: ✯ sryy. 8(

[bomb]

-- CURRENTsilentEnthusiast[SE] responded to memo at ??:?? --
CSE: Oooh hey
CSE: nooo nooo, I didn'+ +hink youuu were in a candy coma
CSE: +ha+ was my secooond guess.
CSE: of course.
CSE: I was pre++y sure youuu passed ouuu+
CSE: frooom wa+ching +oooo muuuch ooof
CSE: My Li++le Hoofbeas+s
CSE: +ooooo muuuch ooof +ha+ shooow isn'+ goood fooor youu >:[
CSE: Anyway, wha+ we're all suppooosed to do righ+ noooow is as gooood as anyooone's guess
CSE: what with +rooolls goooing in+ooo candy comas and all +ha+

[VEDANT ONETTE]

-- posthumousParadigm [PP] responded to memo at ??:??

PP: uh wh0a wh0a wh0a
PP: lemme clear up the air ar0und here
PP: s0 that y0u can smell the pr0gress c0ming fr0m my axilla traps
PP: this m0therfucker has ßeen w0rking his ass 0ff
PP: aaaaand i d0nt even kn0w where y0u guys have ßeen
PP: ßut welc0me ßack t0 hell
PP: i h0pe y0ur dream ßußßles were m0re fascinating than this place
PP: ßecause weve g0t 0ne thing: huskt0ps
PP: and weve g0t a sec0nd thing: aliens
PP: s0 what are 0ur 0pti0ns y0u ask
PP: 0h yeah get t0 w0rk figuring 0ut h0w they fucked us 0ver
PP: and see if it is reversißle

[slayer]

CSI: BS, you are literally axactly as helpful as chewing on my own air sacs. Thank you.
CSI: SE I'm going to be axtremely tolerant spear, because you're way the fuck at the bottom of the hemospectrum and probably don't know what kind of horrors I can inflict upon your body.
CSI: Having said that.
CSI: There is no such sting as watching too much My Little Hoofbeast.
CSI: Either enough or not enough, never too much.
CSI: That aside, thank you for axually being of some fucking use, Baltyr.
CSI: I was not questioning your ability to get shit done.
CSI: We all know you are all hells kinds of pro at getting some shit done.
CSI: But, my question for you is, if it has already come to pass, what can we do to change it?
CSI: I get that we don't always keep our shit linear.
CSI: But I don't see how MORE time shenanigans could possible do anysting that isn't hurt us.
CSI: Horribly.

[lofora]

CBS: ✯ tyy. 8)
CBS: ✯ buut caall mee l∞ff∞raa. jeeguus c'm∞n shh∞w s∞mee caamaaraadeeriiee.
CBS: ✯ ffuurthheerm∞ree ii pr∞p∞see wee taakee s∞mee tiimee t∞ chhiillaax aand taalk aab∞uut hh∞w ffuuckiing raad wee aaree.
CBS: ✯ 'cuuz wee ∞nlyy l∞st duuee t∞ siillyy shhiit.
CBS: ✯ d∞n't leet thhaat geet uus d∞wn, duudeer, ff∞r reeaal.
CBS: ✯ wee'ree n∞t thhaat iineept, riighht? 8)

[jolesurkof]

-- solarMonotony [SM] responded to memo at ??:?? --

CSM: OKAY
CSM: WHAT THE FUCK 1S GO1NG ON NOW?
CSM: CANDY CO)V(A?
CSM: THAT 1SN'T EVEN A FUCKING REAL THING
CSM: AND 1F 1T 1S 1T'S FUCKING PATHET1C TO TH1NK YOU COULD ACTUALLY GET ONE
CSM: BUT WHATEVER

[bomb]

-- CURRENTsilentEnthusiast[SE] responded to memo at ??:?? --
CSE: shi+ probably jus+ tooook a +urn for +he non-linear here
CSE: anyway
CSE: wha+ are abouuu+ +hese aliens anyway?
CSE: jeguuus, like +here wasn'+ enouuugh problems already

[slayer]

CSI: Lofora, I'm trying to keep stings professional spear.
CSI: Jegus.
CSI: SM, you obviously don't pike candy very much do you?
CSI: I can vouch for the...realness of a candy coma.
CSI: I pike the anger though, you'll go a long way in the business of killing stings dead.
CSI: SE, as far as I'm aware, they are incredibly stupid.
CSI: At least this is what I'm led to believe from my axtremely limited interaxtions with that one what doomed them all with the robot.

[solarapothecary]

CURRENTsolarApothecary[CSA] responded to memo at 02:55 --

SA: Sugar comas are serious business, guys.
SA: And his name is Alex, and he's a very nice boy.
SA: As for myself, I've just been busy crashing my motercycle down a flight of stairs trying to grind on the hand rail.
SA: Needless to say it tore off somewhere along the way.
SA: And now my favorite skirt is all tore up.
SA: I'm going to cry.
SA: BALTY
SA: LEND ME YOUR SEWING KIT
SA: oh shit i think my arm is broken.

[VEDANT ONETTE]

PP: y0 alex i talked t0 that 0ne
PP: and i talked t0 the venn 0ne
PP: then the pink haired fish 0ne
PP: and the aquatics there arent r0yalty what the fuck
PP: then again i think their pe0ple gain r0yal status
PP: ßy killing a r0yal pers0n
PP: s0 like i d0nt kn0w h0w their hem0spectrum w0rks
PP: and uhh i have t0 g0 get my sewing stuff
PP: s0 y0ure g0nna have t0 chill a while, real deal
PP: and damnit i am running 0ut 0f first aid kits
PP: where the fuck is 0ur medic my heart shit w0nt help that :l

[lofora]

CBS: ✯ ffiinee "sii" bee thhee meell∞whhaarshheer... yy∞uu suuck. 8(
CBS: ✯ aals∞ ii guueess myy hhuumblee pr∞p∞siitii∞n hhaas beeeen uunceereem∞nii∞uuslyy shh∞t d∞wn.
CBS: ✯ buut thhaat d∞eesn't meeaan ii reetraact iit. iit wiill liivee ∞n ff∞r aanyy∞nee whh∞ waants t∞ hhaavee aa "wee'ree ffuuckiing raad" paartyy wiithh mee. 8)
CBS: ✯ ∞hh n∞ saa ii wiill hheelp yy∞uu! teell mee whheeree yy∞uu aaree duudeer ii'll bee thheeree leegiit yyeesteerdaayy ii g∞t aall thhaat liiffeeyy shhiit naawmsaayyiin?
CBS: ✯ ∞hh waaiit thhiis iis aa meem∞ hhaahhaa meessaagee mee duudeer wee'll ffiiguuree ∞uut shhiit ∞nee ∞n ∞nee, k? 8)

[jolesurkof]

CSM: CANDY CO)V(AS SOUND REALLY FUCK1NG RETARDED
CSM: HOW CAN YOU L1VE W1TH YOURSELF KNOW1NG THAT YOU CONS1DER 1T TO BE A TH1NG
CSM: AND NO 1 DO NOT HATE CANDY
CSM: WHO THE FUCK HATES CANDY?
CSM: NO ONE, THAT'S WHO
CSM: WA1T AL1ENS?
CSM: WHAT AL1ENS?

[bomb]

-- CURRENTsilentEnthusiast[SE] responded to memo at ??:?? --
CSE: aliens whooom apparen+ly dooo nooo+ have fish for royal+y
CSE: (+ha+'s sooo wierd )
CSE: and alsooo seem +o have some+hing +oooo dooo wi+h ouuur si+ua+ion here
CSE: sooo we go++a ge+ +ooo talking +ooo +hem
CSE: +o see whe+her +his shi+'s reversible
CSE: am I righ+ +o say?

[solarapothecary]

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CSA: Oh, don't mind me, I'm just flipping the fuck out because I've lose some sequins and some priceless crystals that lined the now non-existant hem of my skirt, but I can just alchemize another, right?
CSA: Thankfully my thinkpan's still intact.
CSA: So, I'm totes chill over here. Take your time.
CSA: And I'm not sure where I am, exactly, but I'm near the bottom where all the wreckage ends. Can't miss it. Broken steps and gouges in the walls. Distinct smell of gasoline and oil which is currently alight not far from my person, lighting it all up like a big beacon.
CSA: I should really think about investing in safety equipment and to treat unknown technology more carefully.
CSA: But I'm just going to keep my mind off of that for now.
CSA: So yes.
CSA: Aliens.
CSA: They're the ones Caeger figured are to blame for our current predicament of occupying a rock floating in the near-outer reaches of space
CSA: And recent developments lead to their prototyping what would be considered superweapons
CSA: With laser eyes and shoulder-mounted nuclear weapon launchers
CSA: Some accidental, some not so much
CSA: And other such creatures that are simply unpleasant that coalesced into the form that is currently trying to sniff us out.
CSA: They're quite pleasant once you get to know them, really.
CSA: Like the pink fishkid. He was teaching me how to enrich my sickfires with his quirky human dialect before my husktop acted up.
CSA: I couldn't catch much of what he was saying, however. I think he was talking about his native seacreatures.
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