[Memo] I totally wasn't in a candy coma. [TROLLS]

[slayer]

CSI: This is why I refuse to deal with these backasswards aliens.
CSI: Their entire society is weird.
CSI: What kind of civilized culture delegates land creatures as their superiors?
CSI: And isn't their blood all one color?
CSI: What's up with that anyway?
CSI: I will deal with them all in time. I said as much to the dumbass who basically doomed them all.
CSI: But, if any of you lowbloods want to have a go at solving all of our problems without copious amounts of murder...
CSI: Feel free to do so.
CSI: But know that I will not even muster up any pity for your sorry mangled ass corpse.

[solarapothecary]

FUTUREsolarApothecary[CSA] responded to memo ??:?? FROM NOW --

FSA: I"M GOING TO BREAK YOUR ARMS SEADWELLER

[slayer]

FUTUREscorpiusImperial [FSI] responded to memo ??:?? FROM NOW --

FSI: Your request for armed combat has been reviewed and denied, Adonis.
FSI: You are welcome to submit another request, this time through the proper channels, in one Earth week.

[solarapothecary]

FSA: Lol.
FSA: That's not what you said five minutes ago.
FSA: Also,
FSA: What is thiss www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtOdu1WKl00

[anguis]

-- FUTUREneuroticAnapsida [NA] responded to memo ??:?? from now --

FNA: Boyss sstop waving your bulgess around.
FNA: No one'ss impressssed sso sshut the fuck up.
FNA: Adoniss.
FNA: Messssage passt me.
FNA: Or.
FNA: Current me I guessss?
FNA: Fuck thiss iss confussing.
FNA: Anyway.
FNA: Sshe'll fix you.
FNA: I'd messssage her mysself but sshe doessn't lissten to me.
FNA: Sstupid bitch.
FNA: And sshe doessn't knoiw jack sshit about sshit becausse I didn't sstart talking to the aliens until.
FNA: Well.
FNA: Recently.
FNA: Sso here I am.
FNA: What the fuck iss thiss about anyway?
FNA: Candy comass?
FNA: Sserioussly guyss.
FNA: You're all moronss.

[solarapothecary]

FSA: Done.
FSA: I think it's around then that I was being heroically carried away from the explosion.
FSA: That could have been you, Anguis.
FSA: You could have been the hero.
FSA: BUT I GUESS NOT