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Post by venndiegram on Jun 11, 2012 20:02:06 GMT -6
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] began pestering quibbledWhimsy [QW] at 21:12 --
VC: hello wh!m
VC: hello where are you
VC: c'mon don't be so coy let's get th!s on the ROAD
VC: ON THE H!GHWAY TO ADVENTUREV!LLE
VC: THE DOUBLES!DED BR!DGE TO THE BACKS!DE OF NOWHERE
VC: THE
VC: you are not online are you
VC: gosh darnit
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] ceased pestering quibbledWhimsy [QW] at 23:42--
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] began pestering quibbledWhimsy [QW] at 9:15--
VC: HEY WH!M
VC: GREAT NEWS
VC: THE SS FUNTOWN HAS LEFT PORT
VC: AND !S A!MED
VC: D!RECTLY AT YOUR HEART
VC: !T !S UP TO RAMM!NG SPEED
VC: AND !T
VC: st!ll not there huh
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] ceased pestering quibbledWhimsy [QW] at 16:19--
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] began pestering quibbledWhimsy [QW] at 6:23--
VC: ONCE MORE
VC: W!TH FEEL!NG
VC: ALL THE MOTHERFUCK!NG FEEL!NGS
VC: LOVE
VC: HATE
VC: JOY
VC: ROMANCE
VC: SAD
VC: EXC!TEMENT
VC: THE B!TTER LOSS OF FRACTURED WH!MSY
VC: ! AM THE FUCK!NG POWER RANGER OF THE HEART
VC: st!ll no response huh
VC: man your butt !s well and truly MYSTER!OUS
VC: ! l!ke that
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] ceased pestering quibbledWhimsy [QW] at 17:24--
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] began pestering quibbledWhimsy [QW] at 16:54--
VC: ! COME BEFORE YOU
VC: DESPONDANT AND DESPA!R!NG
VC: BEAT!NG MY CHEST
VC: R!PP!NG OUT MY ST!LL BEAT!NG HEART
VC: !N THE VA!N HOPE
VC: THAT YOU ARE NOT LOST
VC: YOU
VC: MY FR!END
VC: WHERE ARE YOU
VC: ! W!LL GO TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH
VC: ! W!LL SLAY A DOZEN DRAGONS
VC: EVEN THOUGH ! AM PRETTY SURE, THOUGH NOT L!KE MATHEMAT!CALLY, THAT THERE ARE NO DRAGONS
VC: ! WOULD F!ND SOME AND K!LL THEM
VC: well no that'd be extreme
VC: and ! don't really see how that'd get my FR!END back
VC: but ! mean even !f !n the face of LOG!C, COMMON SENSE, AND THE MYTHBUST!NG MOUSTACHE OF JAM!E HYNEMAN
VC: THAT THE SLAY!NG OF GREAT W!NGED REPT!LES WAS THE ONLY AVENUE
VC: TO YOUR SAFE AND JOYOUS RETURN
VC: ! WOULD SLAY THE SH!T OUT OF THOSE SCALEY, !MAG!NARY DOUCHEBAGS
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 20:10:29 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Actually if you go by Dragonheart lore then they might.
QW: Sorry! One of my trees decided to grow into the cable.
QW: The whole town was off the grid for weeks.
QW: The bill was huge. Like humongous. Like a bajillion dollars.
QW: Which my dad's insurance, for some reason, covered completely.
QW: Sometimes I have to wonder.
QW: Anyway, I'm here now!
QW: And that backlog of pestering actually took so long to download I had an entire chat with an alien while I was waiting.
QW: No joke.
QW: Real life, space-traveling, time-traveling aliens.
QW: Well not time traveling. They have a time traveling chat client.
QW: I really want it, but I'm wondering what kind of hardware would be necessary. I don't think my computer could handle it, and that's saying something!
QW: Anyway.
QW: Fill me in on everything I missed!
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Post by venndiegram on Jun 11, 2012 20:16:24 GMT -6
VC: thank god F!NALLY
VC: ! WAS BEG!NN!NG TO WORRY YOU HAD D!SAPPEARED !NTO THE VO!D
VC: OR WERE A F!GMENT OF MY OWN !MAG!NAT!ON
VC: ! have tr!cked myself !nto th!nk!ng that certa!n crypt!ds ex!st before
VC: some mental exerc!ses, wh!le engag!ng can be
VC: d!sor!ent!ng
VC: anyway !'m glad your dad's !nsurance covered the b!ll
VC: SOUNDS L!KE QU!TE THE SH!ND!G
VC: and yeah those guys
VC: some of those al!ens are pretty cool
VC: !f they are al!ens
VC: !'m not really conv!nced they are what they say they are yet
VC: nor am ! ent!rely conv!nced of the!r t!me-travel!ng chat cl!ent
VC: mostly they talk tough but ! haven't been terr!bly !mpressed so far by most of them!
VC: but ! do th!nk there's someth!ng a touch more !nterest!ng than your run-of-the-m!ll !nternet troll!ng go!ng on here
VC: e!ther way !t's always fun to make new fr!ends
VC: um
VC: s!nce you van!shed, alex made h!s way !nto the med!um
VC: and there's been some exc!t!ng stuff ! guess
VC: l!ke the meteors, but ! guess you've heard about those
VC: oh and ! th!nk one of the trolls tr!ed to have me k!lled
VC: that was unpleasant
VC: but other than that ! don't th!nk you m!ssed a whole lot!
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 20:21:08 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: It was the bomb-diggity.
QW: You know me, I'd believe anything!
QW: I was skeptical at first.
QW: But I guess I started to buy it.
QW: I'm sure I made a total fool out of myself for them.
QW: But I mean, what if they were aliens! How cool would that be?
QW: One of them seemed insistent that I get into the medium, too.
QW: I mean while my internet was down I couldn't really get my copy of Sburb.
QW: Being digital and all that.
QW: Anyway I'm glad you weren't killed, that would've sucked!
QW: Should we try to get into the medium, I mean, how does that even work? I'm trying to get caught up at a bajillion miles per hour here, now that can be disorienting!
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Post by venndiegram on Jun 16, 2012 15:37:48 GMT -6
VC: haha !'m not ... too ... sure
VC: r!ght now !'m help!ng lela around !n the med!um (she's f!ne, by the way!)
VC: and ! th!nk ! have to be the next one to jump !n
VC: so to speak
VC: but then !t's your turn to get !n!
VC: and we'll get th!s show ON THE ROAD
VC: L!KE YELLOW PA!NT
VC: man ! know that joke sucks but ! love !t ! just cannot help myself wh!msy ! am terr!bly sorry about that
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Post by whimsy on Jun 16, 2012 18:14:53 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Like yellow bricks! QW: Or Donkey singing.  QW: Sing it with me, Shrek! QW: There, now we're even. QW: Alex is in! QW: Lela is in! QW: Gosh I feel like I'm behind! QW: We'll have to get you in now that I'm here! QW: Unless you had someone else looking to get you in. QW: I don't know what the plans are, I haven't talked to anybody! QW: But if we're doing this then why not do it now? QW: My copy's downloading, it'll be done in like no time at all! |
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Post by venndiegram on Jun 16, 2012 18:30:21 GMT -6
VC: ON THE ROAD AGA!N
VC: ON THE ROAD AGA!N
VC: !
VC: DO NOT KNOW ANY MORE OF THE WORDS !N THAT SONG
VC: haha nope you can get me !n pretty soon ! guess!
VC: man !'m so exc!ted
VC: ! JUST
VC: CANNOT
VC: WA!T
VC: plus !'ve been led to bel!eve that th!s game !s pretty !mportant
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Post by whimsy on Jun 16, 2012 18:34:18 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: According to my troll it seems crucial we get into the medium.
QW: Of course he was kind of over the top.
QW: I preferred my first troll.
QW: Anyway, there's something about genocide and an evil demon we send to kill all of them.
QW: He was kind of vague about the details.
QW: Didn't want to spoil anything.
QW: Once my digital copy is downloaded
QW: I will connect to you!
QW: And we will show everyone how this game is played!
QW: Yeah!
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Post by venndiegram on Jun 16, 2012 18:44:06 GMT -6
VC: haha !'ve met a few trolls
VC: a couple of them were pretty n!ce
VC: one was a g!gant!c douchebag though
VC: name's caegar
VC: ser!ously steer clear of that bo!l!ng pot of fucked-upedness
VC: ! do not th!nk that !s a word
VC: anyway !'m not sure about all that
VC: !t's very obscure
VC: ! f!gure we just d!ve on !n and hope for the best!
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Post by whimsy on Jun 16, 2012 18:47:15 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: I met two.
QW: The first one was actually pretty cool.
QW: Went by BS.
QW: Another one I met was PP.
QW: That one was over the top.
QW: Wouldn't stop talking about how much he didn't care about stuff.
QW: It was annoying.
QW: But I have heard of Ceagar!
QW: Apparently she is the matesprit of BS.
QW: Which is like her girlfriend.
QW: Or something.
QW: If they really are just trolling us, like human trolling us, then it's extremely elaborate.
QW: There's an entire interesting culture and everything!
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Post by venndiegram on Jun 16, 2012 20:26:51 GMT -6
VC: haha yeah
VC: !'ve p!cked up the general g!st of !t, ! th!nk
VC: well at least parts of the!r culture
VC: honestly !t sounds l!ke a pretty sh!tty culture to me!
VC: but then aga!n soc!ology !sn't my f!eld
VC: ! th!nk ! met PP
VC: haven't met BS yet though
VC: !'m k!nda surpr!sed caegar actually has a matespr!t
VC: but whatever
VC: none of my bus!ness
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Post by whimsy on Jun 16, 2012 20:31:54 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: BS is real cool!
QW: She was the first troll I met.
QW: But then PP came along, and now he's my troll or something.
QW: Apparently we all have trolls.
QW: Like there are individual trolls to work with us to help us.
QW: Or hinder us, I'm not really sure which.
QW: But anyway.
QW: Uh, we're supposed to be doing stuff, right?
QW: Other than catching up.
QW: My download's almost done.
QW: We should make our plans!
QW: Like how we're supposed to do this!
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Post by venndiegram on Jun 16, 2012 20:45:11 GMT -6
VC: haha ! don't th!nk ! have a troll yet
VC: anyway the game's pretty stra!ghtforward so far
VC: you just deploy a bunch of we!rdly named dev!ces
VC: then ! do a few th!ngs, protoype a kernelspr!te, and BAM we're !n
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Post by whimsy on Jun 16, 2012 20:48:14 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Okay!
QW: I can do that!
QW: And here I was bragging about being the best to PP.
QW: Which was really . . . I don't know where that came from.
QW: I don't normally brag, do I?
QW: Anyway!
QW: Er, PP said something about a meteor, too. But they were vague, so I don't know what that means.
QW: Anyway!
QW: Armageddon aside, since we don't have Bruce Willis handy, I want to get this started!
QW: My internet's been down for like three weeks!
QW: And I'm itching to play this game with my friends!
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Post by venndiegram on Jun 17, 2012 13:58:22 GMT -6
VC: haha everyone brags somet!mes
VC: ! don't th!nk you do !t more than usual, though
VC: the!r meteor ... yeah, ! have some theor!es about that
VC: noth!ng ! feel conf!dent !n shar!ng qu!te yet, though
VC: anyway
VC: you got that game downloaded yet?
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