Shenanigans [LELA]

[lelia]

UA: ah i see.
UA: quite a useful ability to have.
UA: especially given the position you currently withhold.
UA: might i ask what exactly that position was...or is.
UA: in the troll caste system you must be quite high given what you have said to me.
UA: that and i believe the more purple your text color is the higher up you are.
UA: my assumptions are correct?

[slayer]

SI: You would be correct in that assumption.
SI: My blood is tyrian purple.
SI: I am at the top of the hemospectrum, the undisputed ruler of all trolls.
SI: My ancestor was emperor before me, and his before him.
SI: I mean ancestor in that our symbol is derived from the same source, therefore it is likely we are closely related.
SI: WERE closely related.

[lelia]

UA: he is dead.
UA: did you have to kill him in order to obtain the throne.
UA: such a thing would prove to be quite dramatic.
UA: if your life happened to be a television show that airing would have pulled in all the ratings.

[slayer]

SI: No, I did not kill him.
SI: Fortunately for me, anyway.
SI: I could never have defeated him.
SI: You don't become a legendary demon emperor by being easy to kill.
SI: He was insane, most of his body was robotic, powered by the blood of lower castes.

[lelia]

UA: such a thing seems to be quite a feat to make and withhold proper conditions.
UA: it is no wonder he went insane.
UA: your mechanics must be quite advanced.

[slayer]

SI: I believe he went insane prior to becoming the emperor.
SI: He only lost one battle in his entire life.
SI: To his predecessor, but he survived and slowly went insane as he built his body up from the shell of what he was.
SI: Anyway, yes our mechanics and roboticists are a special breed.
SI: I take it your race hasn't achieved the level of technology for blood based robotics?
SI: You must still be on type 3 electricity, right?

[lelia]

UA: correct on both.
UA: we have managed to create life like robots, for chores and the like.
UA: but they are only prototypes at this point.
UA: and pardon but.
UA: type three electricity?

[slayer]

SI: Eternal energy.
SI: That's what I meant.
SI: Power that never goes out?

[lelia]

UA: oh.
UA: yes we have accomplished such a feat.
UA: does that mean you are type six billion or something?

[slayer]

SI: No, it means we fucking went stupid and power severysting with blood.
SI: Or goo.
SI: It's ridiculous.
SI: I don't even know what my pod sting does.
SI: I'm pretty sure all that jelly shit is to make me relax.
SI: But, you know.
SI: A fucking bed works just as well.

[lelia]

UA: it sounds like you sleep in a spa.
UA: all that jelly to help you relax.
UA: and it exfoliates your skin you see.
UA: so it does do stuff. good stuff.
UA: id take one of those over a rickety bed over any day.

[slayer]

SI: I believe the substance within the pod is a narcotic of some sort.
SI: Due to the fact that it appears to alter the mental state.
SI: I have no idea how this works.
SI: Especially since I lived underwater.

[lelia]

UA: why would it be made out of a narcotic such as that?
UA: youre da didn't order it to be pity in there did he?
UA: or used to whoops.
UA: to brainwash the trolls er something?

[slayer]

SI: I honestly have no idea.
SI: Why anyone would do that, I might add.
SI: I eventually just quit sleeping in my pod and started just kind of floating around underwater while I slept.
SI: Shit's cool.

[lelia]

UA: isnt that a bit dangerous.
UA: or do all the fish bend to your will.
UA: because you are the king heir emperor whatevs.