Christmas Came Early [Cali]

[ross]

AA: Hey, Cali.
AA: How are things?
AA: Today was supposed to be game day, right?

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Right, game day.
QW: Things are going.
QW: Mainly big and black and with guns.
QW: But they're going!
QW: Oh and wings.
QW: But hey, how are you?

[ross]

AA: I'm fine.
AA: Guns? Why guns?
AA: Are you okay?

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Shenanigans.
QW: Mainly involving Alex.
QW: Though the wings come from Venn.
QW: And the hugeness is . . .
QW: Well I think my dad is dead.
QW: So that's a thing.
QW: A lot has happened very fast very recently.
QW: I mean I'm handling things for now.
QW: There aren't that many.
QW: They're too big to have too many.
QW: Right now.
QW: Plus I have some sweet loot.

[ross]

AA: What?
AA: Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
AA: What's going on? Loot?

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: It's okay, he's still kind of here.
QW: I mean he's a spazzy light show and stuff.
QW: I don't know.
QW: Still trying to wrap my mind around things.
QW: Which is hard while fighting giant children trying to murder me.
QW: But yeah, loot!
QW: Once you're in the Medium the alchemiter is your best friend!
QW: I have magic vines! <3
QW: Which is helping keep them at bay.
QW: I'm like an all-natural Spiderman!

[ross]

AA: Oh. That's great, Cali.
AA: But what's the Medium?

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Yeah, sorry, so much stuff.
QW: You haven't started yet.
QW: Okay, there are aliens.
QW: And the Medium is a magical realm you will go to.
QW: After a meteor squashes your home.
QW: And there are imps.
QW: Although they're not imps anymore.
QW: They were.
QW: Before four of us got into the Medium.
QW: And prototyped.
QW: Uh.
QW: Okay, it may take a while to get you in the know.
QW: I'm talking to you through my goggles, by the way!

[ross]

AA: That sounds pretty sweet.
AA: I should track down my disks, then.
AA: I think I used mine as bookmarks.
AA: Well, I hope I used them as bookmarks.
AA: It's either that or my sister has them.
AA: How are you talking to me through your goggles?

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Because the alchemiter is great.
QW: I combined my tablet and my goggles to put a computer in them.
QW: I even have a HUD!
QW: And yeah!
QW: You should find those disks!
QW: Aside from the murderous gunslinging hulks the Medium is great!
QW: I don't even know where my garden ends anymore!
QW: It's just jungle as far as I can see!
QW: And these little plant guys!

[ross]

AA: Okay. I have to ask.
AA: Which part of what you're saying is real life and which part is the game?

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Uh.
QW: Uh.
QW: Uh.
QW: Well.
QW: I don't know anymore.
QW: It's very hard to tell.
QW: This game is very immersive. ;D
QW: But uh.
QW: Let's just say it doesn't matter what computer you're playing on.
QW: Because a meteor squishes everything.
QW: And teleports you to the Medium.
QW: Where everything is.
QW: It's not your standard game.
QW: But I think you should play very soon.
QW: Four meteors have hit Earth already.
QW: And the more people who play
QW: The more hit.
QW: And I don't think Earth can take that many meteors.
QW: I mean in Armageddon a single meteor was too much!

[ross]

AA: Oh.
AA: So the world's ending.
AA: I guess that explains what's going on in the news.
AA: I guess I expected the whimper, not the bang.

[whimsy]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Yeah.
QW: Kind of sad when you phrase it like that.
QW: I mean I was attached to that world.
QW: Maybe this has something to do with the trolls' genocide.
QW: I mean they blamed us for it.
QW: But by the sounds of it the human race is in danger too.
QW: So I don't know.
QW: I should talk to one of them about that.
QW: By the way trolls are aliens.
QW: And our creators.
QW: Just so you know.
QW: Because you'll probably be hearing from one soon.
QW: They are aliens.
QW: Just accept that fact.

[ross]

AA: I will.
AA: What are they like?