The Wrathful Ones [FINN]

[slayer]

--scorpiusImperial [SI]has begun trolling antiHero [AH]--

SI: You.
SI: Human.
SI: Answer me.
SI: Please?

[Finn Innigan]

AH: uh hi
AH: answering
AH: who the fck are you

[slayer]

SI: Alright, let's see if I can do this.
SI: My name is Slaier.
SI: I am an alien life form from a dead planet many light years away from yours.
SI: My friends and I created your entire universe.
SI: Please tell me your think pan hasn't begun boiling.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: so you've been smokin crack with cali ok
AH: humor the crack addicts
AH: mname's finn
AH: last name irrelevant
AH: huamn
AH: uh human
AH: cant fucking type okay
AH: i would tell you if my think pan was boiling
AH: ifi knew what a thinkpan was

[slayer]

SI: What is crack?
SI: And who is Cali?
SI: I've only talked to a few (see: two) humans.
SI: More importantly.
SI: Most of the people that you love are going to die soon.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: oh i geti t
AH: you're trying to troll me
AH: okay just fair warning
AH: that never fucking works out well
AH: for any party involved
AH: so if you say some shit ie the wrong shit
AH: its your own damn fault
AH: anf fuck that
AH: bro's a total badass and cali
AH: who is my human sister
AH: it seems like she can take care of her own damn self
AH: fucking magic vines and meidums and shit
AH: confusing as fuck
AH: yeah no one's dying
AH: i won't let them

[slayer]

SI: Human boy child.
SI: While I am indeed a troll, I believe you are mistaken.
SI: Troll is my species, not as you would know a troll, but that is the name of my planet's dominant life form.
SI: Also.
SI: There is precious little you can do at this point.
SI: It is fated.
SI: Just as the death of my world was fated. So too is yours.
SI: But from the ashes.
SI: You and your friends will create a new world.
SI: A better world.
SI: Unless you die.
SI: My job is to make sure you don't.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: alien trolls
AH: got it
AH: your not batshit insane okay
AH: hypothetically tho
AH: this end of the world
AH: does it involve meteros
AH: things are all over the place apparently
AH: kinda sucks
AH: i'm not gonna get killed though
AH: dying's for suckers
AH: i'm gonna be a motherfuckin hero one day

[slayer]

SI: No, I am not insane.
SI: Despite what certain others of my species would say.
SI: Yes, the meteors.
SI: If you will direct your attention to the sky immediately above you.
SI: You will notice a giant fucking space rock hurtling towards your hive.
SI: It will destroy your home and everyone within several hundred yards.
SI: That is, if you fail to enter the Medium.
SI: But, I like your attitude.
SI: Finn the human.
SI: You will be a hero.
SI: Of what I cannot say, nor can I say what you will do.
SI: But you will do great stings. I can feel it.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: well shit on a fucking shingle look at that
AH: how did you know that
AH: and how do you know about the medium
AH: thats sburb shit are you playing or something
AH: real talk though i'm gonna be like batman, the punisher, and lobo combined
AH: fuckin badass motherfuckers
AH: shit there goes my gun
AH: oh well
AH: at least it wasnt loaded
AH: never keep a loaded gun in a shitty fetch modus, Slaier the troll
AH: thats how you get a bullet int he leg
AH: fuck im rambling okay
AH: there was a point to this
AH: oh right
AH: stings?

[slayer]

SI: In my session it was called SGRUB.
SI: I told you, we created your universe.
SI: That's the prize for winning the game.
SI: Only we lost.
SI: Because you fuckers sent over an invincible demon.
SI: Or will send.
SI: You get what I mean?
SI: I've played the game, Finn.
SI: And let me tell you somesting.
SI: It'll eat you alive if you go in excited like you are.
SI: This isn't a game as you'd consider somesting a game.
SI: It's a war.
SI: Not everyone is going to live.
SI: We learned that the hard way.
SI: Yes, stings, I'm scorpion themed, it's my quirk shut up.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: alright i'm gonna roll with this
AH: this is me believing everything you say
AH: i guess i can confirm with cali later or some shit
AH: im p sure she knows everything about everything
AH: a demon huh
AH: that was pretty shitty ofus
AH: will be i guess
AH: bet it'll be alexs fault
AH: douchebag
AH: legi tthough i'll be a fuckin okay
AH: i live and breathe war
AH: war novels are like the only things i read
AH: comics dint really count
AH: blood guts and glory right
AH: pain is temporary glory is forever chicks dig scars
AH: i got enough of those
AH: scorpionsh uh
AH: is that a thing with trolls
AH: themes

[slayer]

SI: Unlike some of the other trolls.
SI: I don't blame your side for the demon.
SI: Stings were stacked against us by somesting.
SI: Besides, I have a plan.
SI: It involves copious amounts of murder.
SI: War?
SI: Are you good at war?
SI: Jegus fuck, you might be the only sensible human I've spoken to.
SI: Wouldn't it be awkward if you were a passive class?
SI: Unfortunately, it may be so...
SI: Alex is already the Prince of your session.
SI: What could you be, Finn the human?
SI: Yes, themes are a sting with us.
SI: I am a fucking aquatic scorpion. My existence makes no sense.

[Finn Innigan]

AH: well shit
AH: i should probably say something about murder not being the asnwer
AH: but then id be a motherfuckin hypocrite wouldn't i
AH: sometimes you gotta gank a bitch
AH: well ive never been in a war
AH: plenty of strifes though
AH: way too many strifes for way too fucking long but
AH: there you go
AH: what's a class
AH: fuck that why is that dickhead a prince
AH: oh i get it
AH: hes gonna ROYALLY fuck shit up
AH: wow that was awful
AH: real talk though whats a class
AH: and what's a passive class

[slayer]

SI: You.
SI: You are my new best friend.
SI: A class is like..
SI: Prince is a class.
SI: It happens to be the most active class that we are aware of.
SI: I am a Prince, a Prince of Rage.
SI: You see, Rage is my aspect.
SI: As a Prince, I destroy my aspect, but I can also destroy through it.
SI: So either I can make everyone stop being aggressive.
SI: Or I can become the physical embodiment of unfiltered fucking fury on the mortal plane.
SI: As far as I understand, there is a passive class for each active.
SI: Like heir is the passive to knight's active.
SI: Pretty sure Bard is the Prince's passive.
SI: Bard's are dangerous fuckers.
SI: To summarize: an active class is generally one that uses their ability as a weapon or to defend themselves.
SI: A passive class is one who just, like, has shit happen to them.
SI: It's all incredibly fucking vague and cryptic.