ssecond chancess [venn diegram]

[anguis]

-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 018:00 --

NA: Ssince the lasst time I tried to talk to one of you fugly basstardss didn't work out sso well.
NA: I guessss I'll give you one more sshot.
NA: Becausse I'm still afraid to talk to fisshbitch and birdboy about anything.
NA: Sso explain your ssessssion to me.
NA: And if you make any inappropriate innuendoss I sswear to gog I will fucking end you.

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-- vociferousCryptid [VC] replied to neuroticAnapsida [NA] at 18:01 --

VC: WELL
VC: WELL WELL WELL
VC: WHAT !S TH!S ! WONDER
VC: AN AGENT OF THE TROLLSLUM
VC: ASK!NG QUEST!ONS OF A DOWNR!GHT EXOT!C NATURE
VC: POSS!BLY EVEN
VC: !F V!EWED THROUGH A CERTA!N LENS
VC: crypt!c
VC: ! SUPPOSE
VC: ! have no cho!ce but to answer
VC: but yes um ! guess you're talk!ng about our game?
VC: l!ke, sburb?
VC: well ! am afra!d there aren't really that many deta!ls just yet!
VC: but more to the po!nt !t !s EXTREMELY N!CE TO MEET YOU NEWPERSONTROLL
VC: my name !s venn!
VC: though VC !S A B!T QU!CKER TO TYPE SO ! GUESS YOU CAN CALL ME WH!CHEVER YOU L!KE

[anguis]

NA: Oh fuck you're one of the annoying oness.
NA: Great.
NA: Jusst my fucking luck.
NA: Firsst I get the perverted asssshole and now I have an annoying asssshole.
NA: Better a relatively friendly annoying asssshole than a bitchy one.
NA: I guessss.
NA: My name'ss Anguiss.
NA: With one ss though.
NA: The double ss is jusst my quirk.
NA: Yeah.
NA: Anyway.
NA: With your SSBURB.
NA: Actually.
NA: Yeah jusst tell me about humanss.
NA: I'm alwayss left in the fucking dark about thingss and gogdamnit I want to know for once in my life.
NA: Sso explain sshit to me.

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VC: oh man ! d!d not mean to
VC: CAUSE YOU SOME GR!EVANCE WITH MY ENTHUS!ASM
VC: wh!ch ! adm!t can be
VC: THOROUGH
VC: but !t !s just K!ND OF !NTEREST!NG TO BE ENGAGED BY A PERSON OF
VC: unknown or!g!n and mot!ve
VC: and ! adm!t that d!scover!ng your name does remove some of that allure
VC: BUT TO !MPLY THAT ! DO NOT WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU !S JUST
VC: r!d!culous
VC: anyway um why do you want to know about people?
VC: not that ! am one to SHUT DOWN A L!NE OF ENQU!RY BUT !T SEEMS L!KE AN ODDLY ESOTER!C QUEST!ON TO ASK
VC: unless you want to l!ke get !nto some sort of METAPHYS!CAL SH!ND!G?
VC: wh!ch ! regret to adm!t !s NOT EXACTLY MY F!ELD OF STUDY

[anguis]

NA: I don't even fucking know why I want to know about you assssholess.
NA: I obvioussly don't know anything but whatever.
NA: I'm alwayss the lasst to know about sshit.
NA: Maybe it'ss becausse I'm the Hero of Void and that sseems to have ssomething to do with concealing or desstroying knowledge but.
NA: You kind of have to know about ssomething in order to be able to desstroy it.
NA: All I know iss that I'm ssupossed to like.
NA: Heal my race or ssomething.
NA: But I have no fucking idea how I'm ssuppossed to do that.
NA: Sso tell me about other asssshole humanss.
NA: It sseemss like there'ss enough of you.
NA: Maybe you have the right idea about ssomething.

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VC: ! honestly
VC: DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANS
VC: but heal!ng your race sounds l!ke a PRETTY GOOD !DEA
VC: ! MEAN YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT
VC: ! AM ON BOARD
VC: ! AM THE FUCK!NG F!RST MATE OF THE GOOD SH!P RACEHEAL
VC: but uh ! do not know why you are ask!ng about people?
VC: are you
VC: oh my gosh
VC: your
VC: d!alect
VC: !t !nd!cates
VC: okay breathe venn
VC: breathe
VC: !t !s t!me
VC: PSEUDO-CRYPT!C CONTACT
VC: !s !t just some lame troll d!ck!ng up the !nternet?
VC: OR THE GENU!NE ART!CLE
VC: ! MAY NEVER KNOW
VC: AND THAT !S SO
VC: exc!t!ng
VC: okay so the human race !s bas!cally
VC: well
VC: ! guess we're mostly sort of soft and squ!shy
VC: and we evolved from monkeys
VC: and we mostly l!ke to eat pizza and stuff!
VC: ! MYSELF AND AN ASP!R!NG CRYPTOZOOLOG!ST ON THE VERGE OF WHAT MAY BE
VC: A MOTHERFUCK!NG D!SCOVERY TO BE SPOKEN OF
VC: ON THE ACTUAL D!SCOVERY CHANNEL
VC: oh man can you !mag!ne?

[anguis]

NA: What the hell are you even sso excited about.
NA: Yeah.
NA: I'm a troll.
NA: Idiot.
NA: We're all trollss here.
NA: Why do you think it'ss called 'trolling' you?
NA: Ssweet jeguss you people really are moronss.
NA: Anyway.
NA: Sso you're weak.
NA: Hornlessss.
NA: And you evolved from.
NA: What'ss a monkey?
NA: And what'ss the Disscovery Channel?

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VC: oh !t's just someone troll!ng me
VC: god damm!t venn stop fall!ng for th!s sh!t
VC: S!GH, TROLL, S!GH
VC: for a second ! was all exc!te
VC: but anyone who does not know the d!scovery channel
VC: !s clearly just tak!ng my leg
VC: and G!V!NG !T A SP!R!TED YANK

[anguis]

NA: Sserioussly.
NA: Now you're jusst pissssing me off.
NA: What the fuck is the Disscovery Channel.
NA: And why would I yank your leg.
NA: That iss pointlessss and grossss.
NA: I don't even like touching other trollss.
NA: I imagine I would like touching humanss even lessss.
NA: I'm assssuming you're warm though.
NA: You are warm.
NA: Right?

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VC: um haha yes ! guess ! am pretty warm!
VC: though !t's mostly k!nda COLD AND RA!NY ON TH!S !SLAND
VC: but wa!t
VC: hang on
VC: when you say troll
VC: what do you mean
VC: because ! mean a dork who bugs people onl!ne
VC: what !s the bas!s for your def!n!t!on
VC: BEG!NNER'S M!STAKE, VENN
VC: BEG!NNER'S M!STAKE
VC: CONF!DENCE !N TERM!NOLOGY
VC: SH!T MAN ! GOTTA GET MY ACT TOGETHER
VC: TH!S CRYPT!C ENCOUNTER MAY YET BE SALVAGED
VC: don't worry angu!s
VC: we can do th!s

[anguis]

NA: Ugh.
NA: At leasst your issland or whatever iss cold.
NA: Gogdamn I hate warm thingss.
NA: Uh.
NA: I mean.
NA: Race?
NA: I don't know.
NA: I'm a troll.
NA: I have grey sskin and hornss and ssharp teeth.
NA: Which you humanss do not have for ssome weird reasson.
NA: Which iss really kind of ssilly.
NA: What the fuck are you even sspazzing about?
NA: Gogdamn why do I pick the crazy oness.

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VC: oh my gosh th!s !s so
VC: EXH!L!RAT!NG
VC: even !f you're probably just
VC: YANK!N' MY CHA!N
VC: anyway
VC: hrm.
VC: from th!s m!ght ! deduce that trolls are a COLD-BLOODED SPEC!ES?

[anguis]

NA: Fuck I explained thiss.
NA: I do not yank legss.
NA: And no.
NA: I wissh we were cold-blooded.
NA: Thingss would be a lot fucking ssimpler for me if we were.
NA: I mean.
NA: The fisshbitch and the other sseadweller might be cold-blooded.
NA: I don't talk to them much sso I don't know.
NA: And I really don't want to find out.
NA: They sscare me.
NA: Fucking highbloodss.
NA: I sswear to gog they're inssane.
NA: Humanss have red blood right?
NA: Like bright red?

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VC: oh my god th!s !s SO FUCK!NG MYSTER!OUS ! JUST
VC: HNNNNG th!s !s so best
VC: and ! clearly stated, FOR THE RECORD
VC: ON THE MONEY
VC: ETC.
VC: THAT ! WAS !MPLY!NG YOU WERE
VC: A CHA!N-JERKER
VC: NOT A LEGPULLER
VC: ! HAD CLEARLY RESPECTED YOUR W!SHES
VC: GOSH ANGU!S ! AM A BETTER FR!END THAN THAT
VC: anyway man all th!s talk of f!shb!tches !s very !nterest!ng!
VC: but to answer your quest!on L!KE A GOOD FR!END WOULD
VC: yes we have br!ght red blood!
VC: !t's k!nd of the standard really
VC: people would look at you funny !f you had anyth!ng else
VC: or at least be very concerned for your health

[anguis]

NA: I.
NA: I don't really yank chainss either.
NA: Why the fuck would I yank a chain?
NA: I don't even have any chainss around here.
NA: Not in my area anyway.
NA: Alsso.
NA: We're not friendss okay.
NA: I don't do friendss.
NA: Friendss are not a thing I have.
NA: Red blood iss alsso a thing I don't have.
NA: Sserioussly humanss are sso weird.
NA: Bright red issn't even a color on the hemosspectrum.
NA: The clossesst we have is russt.
NA: And fuchssia I guessss.
NA: It doess look kind of reddissh.
NA: If you all have the ssame blood color though.
NA: How do you sseparate in ssociety?