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Post by venndiegram on Apr 11, 2012 15:40:46 GMT -6
VC: oh r!ght ! forgot
VC: !f we assume that the TROLL = AL!EN CONTACT
VC: then you would have d!fferent say!ngs
VC: though the language problem ....
VC: hrm no no focus venn
VC: focus
VC: yes but yank!ing a cha!n means
VC: jok!ng around!
VC: TELL!NG A F!B
VC: to the end of JOCULAR CAMARADER!E
VC: but yeah ! guess we don't have d!fferent blood colours?
VC: we don't really d!fferent!ate by blood colour!
VC: but we do d!fferent!ate by sk!n colour and stuff somet!mes but most people stopped do!ng that
VC: !t was ser!ously uncool =/
VC: mostly you just try and make fr!ends!
VC: AND BE COOL
VC: well at least ! try to
VC: ! adm!t ! am maybe overzealous !n th!s regard!
VC: speak!ng of wh!ch you are my f!rst troll fr!end!
VC: !T !S QU!TE EXC!T!NG
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Post by anguis on Apr 11, 2012 18:11:19 GMT -6
NA: Oh.
NA: Then why didn't you jusst fucking ssay sso?
NA: Fuck it wassn't that complicated.
NA: Not that I really joke around.
NA: Or lie.
NA: Becausse I'm pretty ssure that doing either would get me killed.
NA: Even if it wass for jocular camaraderie.
NA: Wait I don't get it.
NA: If you all have the ssame blood color.
NA: How the hell do you have different sskin colorss?
NA: I am sso fucking confussed.
NA: And again.
NA: We are not friendss.
NA: I need you for information.
NA: Becausse your red-text acquaintance is frightening.
NA: Sso frightening.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 11, 2012 18:16:50 GMT -6
VC: haha you are so funny angu!s!
VC: always pretend!ng l!ke we're NOT FR!ENDS BAHAHAHAHA H!LAR!OUS
VC: ! TH!NK YOU W!LL F!ND THAT HAV!NG A HUMAN FR!END
VC: QU!TE ADVANTAGEOUS
VC: anyway ! th!nk sk!n color doesn't have much to do with our blood!
VC: so some people have black skin wh!le others have wh!te
VC: !t's really not a b!g deal!
VC: oh and are you talk!ng about ZA?
VC: haha yeah he comes on a b!t strong but don't m!nd h!m
VC: HE'S K!ND OF A HUMAN TROLL !F YOU GET WHAT ! MEAN
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Post by anguis on Apr 11, 2012 18:32:50 GMT -6
NA: I'm not pretending though.
NA: We're actually not friendss.
NA: Try to get that into your minusscule think pan.
NA: I.
NA: Don't.
NA: Do.
NA: Friendsship.
NA: And I hardly think that friendss are really all too helpful.
NA: Esspecially ssince you're on an entirely different fucking planet.
NA: But whatever.
NA: Humanss are weird.
NA: I jusst have to deal with it I guessss.
NA: Thiss.
NA: ZA.
NA: I think he called himsself Alexander.
NA: What do you know about him?
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 11, 2012 18:38:28 GMT -6
VC: ZA !s a good fr!end of m!ne
VC: just l!ke you!
VC: ! mean sure you're do!ng your whole tough guy/g!rl act but ! th!nk you'll COME AROUND
VC: anyway yeah he's really VERY ON THE BALL
VC: R!GHT THE FUCK ON TOP OF !T
VC: and be!ng h!s fr!end !s EXTREMELY ADVANTAGEOUS
VC: you just k!nda need to get used to h!s shenan!gans
VC: he's qu!te fond of them!
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Post by anguis on Apr 11, 2012 18:48:05 GMT -6
NA: Uh.
NA: Girl.
NA: For the record.
NA: I am female.
NA: And ZA.
NA: Being on top iss like.
NA: Hiss thing?
NA: Or ssomething?
NA: Thiss iss.
NA: Disspleassing.
NA: And I am only assking.
NA: Becausse I need to know about humanss.
NA: And you two are the only oness I've contacted sso far.
NA: Not becausse I hate him or anything.
NA: In anything more than a platonic manner.
NA: What elsse iss he.
NA: I mean.
NA: Humanss.
NA: What elsse are humanss fond of?
NA: Bessidess sshenaniganss.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 11, 2012 18:50:28 GMT -6
VC: well we all k!nd of have our own l!ttle !nterests!
VC: ! ALREADY TOLD YOU M!NE
VC: but ! am be!ng an AWFUL FR!END
VC: ! HAVEN'T ONCE ASKED YOU ABOUT HOW YOU FEEL OR WHAT YOU L!KE
VC: so angu!s why don't you tell me someth!ng about yourself
VC: what are your !nterests?
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Post by anguis on Apr 11, 2012 19:05:35 GMT -6
NA: You're being an awful friend becausse we are not friendss.
NA: But.
NA: I guessss I can indulge you.
NA: I like ssnakess.
NA: And.
NA: Training ssnakess.
NA: And weaponss maintenance.
NA: You don't want to know how many assssholess around here don't properly maintain their weaponss.
NA: Uh.
NA: I guessss.
NA: Consspiracy theoriess are kind of a thing.
NA: The highbloodss are alwayss up to ssomething honesstly.
NA: And the lowbloodss really aren't much better.
NA: Fucking assssholess with pssychic abilitiess.
NA: Anyway.
NA: Tell me about your acquaintancess?
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 11, 2012 21:58:40 GMT -6
VC: ! l!ke snakes too!
VC: they do have certa!n CRYPT!C ELEMENTS WH!CH ARE !NTR!GU!NG
VC: FOR EXAMPLE, THE COMMON MYTH THAT THEY ARE SL!MY
VC: COULDN'T BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH
VC: ! also like ma!nta!n!ng weapons, though !t's really only my scythe!
VC: !t's k!nda my favor!te
VC: ! have a whetstone and everyth!ng
VC: and ! apprec!ate a HEALTHY M!ND FOR CONSP!RACY THEOR!ES
VC: though any such theor!es are best tempered w!th a HEALTHY S!DE OF SKEPT!C!SM
VC: AFTER ALL SUCH THEOR!ES TEND TO FOLLOW THE "!F NOTH!NG D!SPROVES X, THEN X" SCHEMA
VC: WH!CH !S POTENT!ALLY PROBLEMAT!C
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 22:27:46 GMT -6
NA: Wow you really like cryptic thingss.
NA: It'ss kind of weird but okay.
NA: Oh thank gog ssomeone elsse can appreciate weapon handling.
NA: I mean fuck how do you not take care of your weaponss.
NA: Gotta keep them clean and ssharp and fully functional at all timess.
NA: Whetsstoness are alright.
NA: You gotta usse iron and ssandpaper too though.
NA: The ssandpaper iss esspecially usseful for getting an edge that issn't too ssharp.
NA: Ssharpen the blade too much and it'll break after a few cutss.
NA: Fuck I'm rambling about thiss bullsshit ssorry.
NA: With the highbloodss doing their highblood thingss it'ss not hard to figure sshit out.
NA: Fucking bitchess are alwayss up to ssomething.
NA: You jusst gotta read their patternss to know what'ss up.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 22:35:10 GMT -6
VC: haha ! TH!NK YOU M!GHT BE A B!T OF A GREATER WEAPONS MA!NTENANCE ENTHUS!AST THAN !
VC: BUT ! CERTA!NLY GET WHAT YOU'RE THROW!N' DOWN
VC: though ! prefer to use an o!led cloth!
VC: no school l!ke the old school
VC: anyway angu!s
VC: ! was wonder!ng !f ! could ask a quest!on
VC: what, exactly
VC: !s a h!ghblood?
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 22:46:41 GMT -6
NA: Yeah I'm pretty into it.
NA: Which iss weird becausse I don't even usse weaponss but whatever.
NA: A highblood iss.
NA: Uh.
NA: Fuck how do I explain.
NA: A highblood iss a troll on the higher end of the hemosspectrum.
NA: The blue cerulean indigo purple and tyrianbloodss are all highbloodss.
NA: Green jade and teal are middlebloodss.
NA: And rust brown and musstardbloodss are all lowbloodss.
NA: I'm a greenblood in casse you were wondering.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 22:50:32 GMT -6
VC: so you are arranged by SOC!AL CLASSES
VC: !nterest!ng
VC: for a group that cla!ms to be so ADVANCED you sure do use antiquated soc!al notat!on
VC: oh my goodness ! MUST APOLOG!ZE
VC: that was terr!bly rude of me
VC: AND THE !NTELLECTUAL PR!NC!PAL EMBEDDED !N THE STATEMENT WAS NOT SOUND
VC: haha so are you guys afra!d of these h!ghblood monsters or whatever?
VC: and !s there any d!scernable d!fference !n ab!l!ty between the classes?
VC: SORRY TO !NQU!RE SO FREQUENTLY
VC: BUT YOUR RACE
VC: !NTR!GUES ME
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 22:59:32 GMT -6
NA: No worriess.
NA: The ssysstem iss pretty moronic sso.
NA: I mean it'ss usseful for knowing who to keep an eye on but sstill.
NA: I.
NA: I'm not afraid of them exactly.
NA: The purpleblood iss a ssraightforward sstabby type that doessn't really bother with sscheming and the tyrianblood iss a My Little Hoofbeasst obssessssed moron but.
NA: Highbloodss ass a general rule are pssychotic and unsstable.
NA: I'm not afraid really.
NA: I'm jusst.
NA: Cautiouss.
NA: And inquire all you want I really have nothing better to do.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 23:02:14 GMT -6
VC: so th!s blood caste system
VC: from what does !t der!ve?
VC: ! mean what m!ght the cultural cues be
VC: are there rel!g!ous overtones?
VC: or !s !t perhaps more rooted !n b!ology
VC: or !f we assume !t to be a more modern phenomenon, then perhaps !t has cultural cod!ngs rather than
VC: rel!g!ous ones
VC: that would seem to follow
VC: excuse my replete vocabulary, cultural stud!es !s not my area of expert!se
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