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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 11, 2012 21:50:52 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 018:00 --
PP: thats s0mething i will t0ttally get int0 an0ther day
PP: right n0w i am just like d00d y0u are t0tally pale
PP: y0ur species is like the damn deserts all white and shit
PP: anguis finally sh0wed me h0w t0 w0rk the viewp0rt and all i can say is
PP: yep y0ure definitely an alien
PP: i c0uld care less aß0ut what c0l0r y0u are really 0r species 0r whatever
PP: ßut n0w i get t0 find 0ut what the fuck y0u did t0 put us in this situati0n y0
PP: ßecause we w0n f0r realz and then s0meh0w all that was taken away
PP: and it was right after we created y0ur universe
PP: thats right, were like y0ur g0ds 0r whatever
PP: ßeing all majestic and shizz creating everything y0u kn0w
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 11, 2012 22:03:16 GMT -6
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] replied to posthumousParadigm [PP] at 18:03--
VC: hey look !t !s another of you guys!
VC: MAN THERE SURE ARE A LOT OF YOU HUH
VC: ! MEAN NOT THAT ! AM NOT EXC!TED TO MEET A NEW PERSON OR ANYTH!NG
VC: but !'ve already answered these quest!ons
VC: maybe you should ask your fr!ends?
VC: but ! am a human from earth but you PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT MR. TROLL
VC: or at least ! assume mr.
VC: ! may be wrong!
VC: however ! AM AFRA!D THAT MANY OF THE TERMS YOU HAVE USED HAVE CAUSED
VC: SOMETH!NG OF A LANDSL!DE OF !NQU!R!ES
VC: okay
VC: f!rst th!ngs f!rst
VC: s!mple quest!ons are ago
VC: WHAT !S THE FURTHEST R!NG
VC: AND TH!S V!EWPORT OF WH!CH YOU SPEAK
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 11, 2012 22:16:31 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 018:00 --
PP: s0 y0ure like the maj0r 0pt0mistic 0ne arent y0u
PP: well like fml and shizz this will make it a little difficult t0 talk t0 y0u
PP: and at the same time there is an equal percentage that y0u might ße ßearaßle
PP: ßecause t0 ße s0 j0yi0us y0u must either ße extremely stupid 0r rather c0nfident
PP: ßut thats ßeside the p0int
PP: s0 y0ure a h00man, that much has ßeen clarified
PP: and y0u're fr0m...?
PP: as f0r the furthest ring its an empty v0id filled with m0nstr0us creatures 0f darkness wh0 l00k d0wn up0n the sessi0n as ßenev0lent f0rces... i think
PP: and the viewp0rt is s0 i can see y0u, like, h00man y0u, and kn0w what y0u l00k like
PP: ßecause i can shuffle ßack and f0rth acr0ss y0ur entire life span (ßut that seems a tad ign0rant s0 i'll g0 linearly thank y0u) yet i cant even see what a damn h00man is
PP: s0 i have t0 get the tech guy t0 help me 0ut
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 11, 2012 22:22:11 GMT -6
VC: haha ! don't th!nk !'m stup!d
VC: well ! guess !t's k!nda obv!ous that ! m!ght th!nk that!
VC: although ! have publ!shed SCHOLARLY ART!CLES ON THE F!NE AND EXCELLENT ART OF CRYPTOZOOLOGY
VC: and ! already told you !'m from earth!
VC: THOUGH MORE SPEC!F!CALLY ! L!VE ON AN !SLAND W!TH MY NEWEST DAD
VC: man all th!s stuff you're say!ng sounds k!nda hard to bel!eve!
VC: but !f ! were to s!mply DEVOTE MYSELF TO ATTEMPT!NG TO DEBUNK THE UNDEBUNKABLE THEN TH!S WOULD BE
VC: PRETTY GODDAMN FRU!TLESS WOULDN'T !T
VC: so what's your name?
VC: !'m venn!
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 11, 2012 22:30:36 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 018:00 --
PP: h0ly shit earth is a planet?!
PP: s0unded like s0me piddly ßackwater FLARP sessi0n 0r s0methin
PP: ßut i'm ßaltyr, the fucking real mcc0y
PP: and y0u're venn
PP: s0 like damn what d0 h00mans d0
PP: like galactic warfare 0r architectural design 0r what
PP: i mean like what is their f0rte and whatn0t
PP: like, y0ure h00man and everything s0 y0uve g0t s0me fucking r0cking culture amirite
PP: thats like h0w it all w0rks, we all g0t different cultures and im kinda curi0us as t0 like what music y0u g0t 0r what art and stuff
PP: we d0nt have much surviving art ßut what we did have was pretty ßadass
PP: and i played the curly like a ß0ss
PP: and thats all there really is t0 say 0n the matter
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 11, 2012 22:50:17 GMT -6
VC: yep earth !s a PLANETO!D CELEST!AL BODY
VC: !t !s very n!ce to meet you baltyr!
VC: um hoo boy those are
VC: PRETTY B!G QUEST!ONS
VC: well most humans do the!r own th!ng
VC: we have D!SPARATE !NTERESTS
VC: ! for example study crypt!ds
VC: and we have lots of k!nds of mus!c and art!
VC: !'m afra!d the human!t!es really do l!e outs!de my expert!se though
VC: ! AM MUCH MORE A MAN OF THE SC!ENT!F!C PROCESS
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 12, 2012 14:03:17 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 018:00 --PP: science
PP: y0u mean thats n0t genetically ßuilt int0 y0ur ßrain
PP: f0r real y0 thats pretty weird
PP: that y0ur race has like a f0cus 0n science
PP: and where will all y0ur science g0 when the medium ßreaks it all d0wn
PP: ßecause s00n science will disappear and all there will ße is skaia
PP: s0 find a new h0ßßy
PP: i can 0ffer mine
PP: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu60MwpMiow
PP: master the curly- d0nt even ß0ther with the duster that shit is s0 emßarassing
PP: its like a pers0n thr0wing their underwear f0r everyß0dy t0 see
PP: disgraceful
PP: its s0 ßeautiful th0ugh
PP: ßut like yeah y0u g0tta dig culture
PP: despite the fact that i think this wh0le new universe shit is dumß as hell i find it interesting t0 see what exactly f0rmed fr0m 0ur failure |
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 12, 2012 14:12:06 GMT -6
VC: oh not everyone focuses on sc!ence
VC: THOUGH HOO BOY ! SURE DO
VC: and ! mean whatever happens the heart of sc!ence !s
VC: THE SC!ENT!F!C PROCESS
VC: you can't take that sh!t away
VC: anyway haha the curly looks k!nda !nterest!ng
VC: though aga!n ! DO NOT REALLY HAVE A MUS!CAL M!ND
VC: but what do you mean formed from your culture?
VC: ! am afra!d that ! CANNOT MAKE HEADS OR TA!LS OF THAT SENTENCE
VC: CAN'T EVEN BEG!N TO D!AGNOSE WHETHER OR NOT !T HAS A TA!L
VC: OR EVEN A HEAD
VC: MAYBE !T'S JUST A ROCK OR SOMESUCH !NORGAN!C L!FEFORM
VC: WHAT !'M SAY!NG HERE
VC: !S THAT !T DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE AT ALL
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 12, 2012 17:35:51 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 018:00 --
PP: thats s0mething i will t0ttally get int0 an0ther day
PP: right n0w i am just like d00d y0u are t0tally pale
PP: y0ur species is like the damn deserts all white and shit
PP: anguis finally sh0wed me h0w t0 w0rk the viewp0rt and all i can say is
PP: yep y0ure definitely an alien
PP: i c0uld care less aß0ut what c0l0r y0u are really 0r species 0r whatever
PP: ßut n0w i get t0 find 0ut what the fuck y0u did t0 put us in this situati0n y0
PP: ßecause we w0n f0r realz and then s0meh0w all that was taken away
PP: and it was right after we created y0ur universe
PP: thats right, were like y0ur g0ds 0r whatever
PP: ßeing all majestic and shizz creating everything y0u kn0w
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 13, 2012 11:10:26 GMT -6
VC: pffft
VC: !f you're gonna get !nto that stuff on another day
VC: then maybe ! SHALL W!THHOLD MY OWN SECRETS
VC: EVEN THOUGH ! DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASK!NG
VC: but dude ! am com!ng to bel!eve !ncreas!ngly
VC: that you guys are just yank!ng my cha!n
VC: or at least to some degree FALS!FY!NG THE TRUTH
VC: wh!ch ! k!nda understand
VC: BUT HAVE TO D!SCOURAGE
VC: AS A PREM!ERE CRYPTOZOOLOG!ST
VC: AND SEEKER OF TRUTH
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 14, 2012 0:36:48 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 018:00 --
PP: ßahahaahaaha y0u have n0 secrets fr0m us
PP: we can ßasically trace y0ur life f0r like whenever t0 whenever and then t0 whenever after that ßecause we are just that amazing
PP: time is like 0ur t00ls t0 d0 whatever and my uhm n0t friends what are they--->
PP: i guess acquaintances in y0ur ling0
PP: theyre like f0r the rizzle tr0llin y0u and y0ur friends asses
PP: ßut that seems a little redic s0 im g0nna leave the tr0lling al0ne
PP: and instead get a little inf0rmati0n 0n what the fuck is g0ing 0n whilst t0tally sharing culture ßut y0u are n0t cultural ßut scientific
PP: y0u dig?
PP: ßut f0r the realz
PP: if y0u need truth all y0u have t0 d0 is give me a little kn0wledge
PP: fair exchange, scales meet at 00000
PP: and shit is 0 s0 sweet y0
PP: ßecause i ßelieve that there is n0 kn0wledge with0ut equivalent exchange
PP: and we c0uld exchange f0 sh0
PP: h0ly jegus that s0unded ßad
PP: ahahaaahaaaahaha
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 14, 2012 9:43:46 GMT -6
VC: hrm
VC: well an exchange of !nformat!on would be
VC: PRETTY OKAY !N MY BOOKS
VC: ! mean the other trolls !'ve met were FAR LESS CONC!L!ATORY THAN YOU
VC: SO PERHAPS DATA SHAR!NG WOULD NOT BE OUTS!DE THE REALM OF PLAUS!B!L!TY
VC: so what !s !t you want to know, exactly?
VC: !'ll tell you what you need to know
VC: AT WH!CH PO!NT ! WOULD HOPE YOU WOULD
VC: rec!procate
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 14, 2012 22:59:48 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 018:00 --PP: wh0a wh0a y0u g0t me wr0ng y0
PP: im n0t talkin right n0w
PP: y0ur adventure hasnt even started yet, all like premature and stuff
PP: and y0u may want answers
PP: s0 imma check f0rward in time, peek ar0und a ßit, mayße ask a few questi0ns and then tell y0u what y0u need t0 kn0w acc0rding t0 the timeline. d0nt mess with time it will fuck y0ur shit up.
PP: we will have t0 f0ll0w alpha timeline pr0t0c0l f0r the real
PP: 0r else y0u may end up in an 0ffsh00t timeline and then EVERYß0DY is fucked
PP: y0u w0nt hear fr0m tr0lls 0r any 0f that shit
PP: 
PP: yeah lets n0t g0 there and instead we will c0nverse and i might help y0u
PP: ßut help is relative ßecause if y0u die during the alpha then i might have t0 help y0u d0 that
PP: ßecause thats the rule
PP: s0rry h00man
PP: n0t trying t0 ße 0ffensive i pr0mise |
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 16, 2012 13:58:32 GMT -6
VC: man ! hope you don't m!nd me say!ng so
VC: but you trolls SURE DO ENJOY YOUR CIRCU!TOUS GAMES
VC: !'m not really sure what you mean w!th the whole t!mel!ne th!ng though!
VC: and sure you can try and k!ll me
VC: !'ll just also be try!ng to not get k!lled
VC: and thus far ! AM PRETTY GOSH DARN GOOD AT THAT
VC: !f ! do say so myself
VC: and ! GUESS ! JUST D!D
VC: so don't worry, no offence taken!
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 16, 2012 21:12:57 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] at 018:00 --
PP: ugggghhhh it is hard t0 explain fr0m my p0int 0f view
PP: since it is far m0re experienced than y0urs in the way 0f sgruß
PP: and i guess i c0uld say that i have a vide0
PP: and i can rewind and fast f0rward it t0 different p0ints
PP: and that vide0 is the real mcc0y y0ur entire fucking life
PP: s0 like i am checkin this shizz 0ut and w0ndering
PP: what the hell
PP: ßecause y0ur species is f0r real weird as shit
PP: 0nce again n0t directed at y0u
PP: ßut t0 y0ur species as a wh0le
PP: fr0m the perspective 0f the species that accidentally created y0u
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