She's A Maniac [ANGUIS]

[solarapothecary]

-- solarApothecary [SA] began trolling neuroticAnapsida [NA] at ??:?? --

SA: Hey.
SA: Are you alright?
SA: I could hear Caeger throwing another conniption fit all the way over here.
SA: Just checking to see if you are, you know, in need of medical attention.
SA: Again.
SA: Hello?

[anguis]

NA: Yeah I'm fine.
NA: Physsically anyway.
NA: Jeguss man all thiss concern.
NA: I don't know if it'ss ssad or weird or both.
NA: Oh my other.
NA: Uh.
NA: Cutss and bruissess and whatnot.
NA: They're healing up pretty nicely.
NA: Sso thankss for that.

[solarapothecary]

SA: ...
SA: That's good.
SA: So is knowing she hasn't flown off the handle and starting killing everyone yet.
SA: Like she always talks about.
SA: I mean, not to make your health seem any less important, but yeah.
SA: Does this all have something to do with the aliens everyone's been talking about?
SA: What's so great about a bunch of aliens?

[anguis]

NA: Yet being the operative word.
NA: Sshe'ss fucking inssane.
NA: That'ss really all there iss to ssay on the matter.
NA: Alsso my health'ss really not that important.
NA: I mean sshit.
NA: I'm the fucking Ssylph right.
NA: You'd think I'd be able to heal mysself or ssomething.
NA: But whatever.
NA: I honesstly don't know about any gogdamn alienss.
NA: And I don't want to know.
NA: Caegar'ss jusst flipping her sshit for weird reassonss.
NA: Again.
NA: Like the inssane bitch sshe iss.
NA: When sshe goess on her murder sspree I resserve the right to take her down.

[solarapothecary]

SA: Well, I can see she just wants someone to care between her bitchflips and death threats.
SA: It's really hard to do that when she looks like she wants to snap your neck if she doesn't like the way you sneezed or something.
SA: But yeah. Just really hard.
SA: You shouldn't rely entirely on the class and aspect of a game that probably doesn't have much relevance anymore.
SA: You have us, your teammates and shit.
SA: We're the last of our kind until I can get this damn Matriorb to hatch...
SA: ... then we can all do our part in repopulating the galaxy!
SA: Won't that be fun?
SA: But yeah. I'll have to check all of this out. If it's making Caeger flip out enough to be heard all the way over here, then it might be something worth looking into.
SA: A surviving enemy civilization, perhaps? All these possibilities.
SA: ... and I don't know. It might be at the point where you're going to have to fight the rest of us off just to kill her.
SA: Out here on this godforsaken rock, things like that kind of don't mean shit anymore.
SA: The only real reason the highbloods haven't had some sort of powerstruggle over the rest of us yet is likely because they think we're still in the game.

((OOC: I was thinking, that if these two're going to end up bestbuds, Adonis could have tried to auspice for Anguis and Caeger some time in the past?))

[anguis]

NA: Fuck that.
NA: If sshe really wanted ssomeone to care then sshe wouldn't be.
NA: You know.
NA: Her.
NA: I dunno though.
NA: I have a bad feeling about all thesse sshenaniganss with the game.
NA: With the black thing and the alienss and all.
NA: I feel like it'ss not over.
NA: Bessidess.
NA: There'ss sstill that Hero quesst or whatever the fuck it iss that I have to do.
NA: I didn't figure it out in-game and by the time it wass all done with I figured it didn't really matter.
NA: If I have to fight you guyss off to kill her then I'll do it.
NA: I mean damn.
NA: I'm not about to let her go around sslaughtering bitchess left and right jusst becausse sshe feelss like it.
NA: I jusst.
NA: I really do no trusst the highbloodss at all.
NA: I mean Baltyr iss pretty alright for a blueblood.
NA: But Caegar and up really sset me on edge.
NA: It'ss like I'm waiting for the fucking bomb to drop and it'ss jusst hanging there.
NA: Taunting the sshit out of me.

((ooc; sounds good to me c:))

[solarapothecary]

SA: I guess you're right.
SA: Though it's not like we had a formal celebration of our success, or anything.
SA: We're living on a gogdamn rock now, after all.
SA: I mean, what are we supposed to do? Do we just sit here until we die out or wait for Jack to find us again?
SA: Was that EVEN Jack?
SA: Was all of this, all our efforts, all of mine, ultimately meaningless?
SA: ... well, guess I'm going to find out. I was just contacted by Meiran.
SA: I'm supposed to go down there and help her out with whatever's got their panties in a bunch.
SA: Even if it smells like fucking [squids] and [fishes] down there.
SA: ugh.
SA: And yeah, Baltyr is pretty cool for a blueblood.
SA: We should try to have him auspice for you two before somebody's guts are fucking spread all over the fucking floor.
SA: I'd give it another try, but I'd probably just make things worse.

[anguis]

NA: Jack?
NA: Jack Noir?
NA: That stabby guy?
NA: I dunno.
NA: It never occurred to me to be honesst.
NA: I mean.
NA: He helped uss.
NA: Sso why would he keep uss from taking the reward?
NA: Nah I don't think it wass totally meaninglessss.
NA: If it wass totally meaninglessss I don't think we'd sstill be alive.
NA: Oh gog Meiran.
NA: Good luck.
NA: Sshifting from one pssycho bitch to the next.
NA: Baltyr volunteered to be an ausstisspice for uss actually.
NA: He'ss going to try talking to Caegar about it.
NA: And for the record.
NA: I think you would've been great if Caegar hadn't thrown a bitch fit becausse you were 'meddling'.
NA: Sso yeah.
NA: Thankss for trying.

[solarapothecary]

SA: Yeah, the stabby guy.
SA: Never trusted him. I have no idea why we trusted him at all, looking back.
SA: I've never seen anyone as mean looking as him besides Caeger and the Black King.
SA: And one of them helped us kill the other.
SA: He was willing enough to help us kill what was basically a god, his own king, so what would stop him from killing US off?
SA: But I don't know. Just gut feelings and too much time spent thinking about all of this.
SA: Baw, she's not so bad.
SA: Just angry... and with a temper...
SA: But she's not nearly as bad as Caeger.
SA: I guess.
SA: And she smells like fish.
SA: She might shape up fine if had a moirail or something.
SA: ...
SA: That's wonderful. I'll have to thank him the next time I see him.
SA: And yes, of course. You're very welcome.

[anguis]

NA: But.
NA: I think sstabbbing wass jusst hiss way of ssaying hello.
NA: Like hey how'ss it going.
NA: Sstab.
NA: No big deal.
NA: I guessss you have a point though.
NA: It wass pretty sstupid to trusst a guy like that.
NA: I think at that point though.
NA: Maybe we all jusst wanted to be done with the whole thing.
NA: Merian'ss not too awful I guessss.
NA: Sshe'ss pretty predictable for a highblood.
NA: Sstraightforward you know.
NA: Sso I don't worry too much about her sscheming sshenaniganss.
NA: The idiot'ss more likely to sstab uss all than sscheme and plot againsst uss all.
NA: Yeah he'ss a pretty cool guy.
NA: I actually don't mind hanging around him 'causse he'ss sso chill.
NA: None of that angry emotional crap to make me ssick.
NA: I sswear to gog I'm like allergic to all kindss of warmth.
NA: It really kind of ssuckss.

[solarapothecary]

SA: Sso, now I'm in the computer lab as Meiran told me to do.
SA: But nobody's here...
SA: Why is it always so cold out here...
SA: Just spoke with one of the aliens.
SA: Alex. The red one.
SA: He seems alright, if starting to look a little haggard.
SA: Kind of adorable how he scrambles about trying to figure out what to do, really.
SA: Reminds me of Aethal. :U
SA: hehe
SA: HAHA!
SA: Remember that one time I tried to give you a hug?
SA: I was like "gurl u r in need of sum huggins 8U"
SA: And you were like "nononono"
SA: But I wouldn't have any of it
SA: so you just ended up vomiting down my back?
SA: For some reason I can't help but laugh remembering that.
SA: oh god i think i hear caeger throwing another tantrum

(( edit: Added link. ))

[anguis]

NA: I'll take your word for it.
NA: I haven't talked to any of them yet.
NA: Don't plan on it either.
NA: Annoying little bitchess sseem like more trouble than they're worth.
NA: ... Really.
NA: Gog that wass horrible.
NA: I'm getting ssick jusst remembering it.
NA: All over your fucking back.
NA: And then all over the floor too.
NA: Ugh.
NA: Dissgussting.
NA: Oh great.
NA: Who'ss gonna go calm a bitch down?