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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 22, 2012 9:13:28 GMT -6
-- solarApothecary [SA] began trolling juvenileTerrorist [JT] at ??:?? --
SA: Hello there.
SA: Are you enjoying yourself?
SA: If not, you may want to pack your things, because things are going to change very fast in a very short time.
SA: And
SA: I am your god.
SA: Your creator.
SA: AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
SA: So proud.
SA: *trolltears*
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Post by eroda on Apr 22, 2012 9:22:17 GMT -6
JT: oh my
JT: this is quite
JT: astonishing for starters and all the more odd and amusing
JT: i dont meet people everyday who claims to be god
JT: but coming from someone who acknowledges the truth of my greatness
JT: ill let it pass
JT: but seriously though
JT: who are you
JT: and why should i start packing my stuff
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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 22, 2012 9:34:31 GMT -6
SA: Indeed.
SA: It's not every day one shapes a universe with his own hands.
SA: Through breeding frogs.
SA: Just as your friend Alex will be doing shortly.
SA: And this is true. You are quite incredible for being a part of a universe that was born not even a week ago.
SA: Give or take. Not very good with this time stuff.
SA: You should be packing your things because of the game you are about to play.
SA: It will affect your physical realm and your personal space.
SA: Perhaps outright destroying or replicating your personal space, depending on your client player.
SA: So this is a heads up.
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Post by eroda on Apr 22, 2012 9:49:53 GMT -6
JT: woah back the fuck up mate
JT: first of all alex is not my friend
JT: second what youre saying sounds total bullshit
JT: yet i cant bring myself to not believe what you are saying
JT: perhaps im going mad
JT: wait did you say that my room would be destroyed
JT: are you saying my mass amount of games contraptions and mobile suit models are going to be turned into scraps
JT: ....
JT: im being punkd right now arent i
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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 24, 2012 3:48:05 GMT -6
SA: What is a punkd???
SA: Is it one of those human things???
SA: I will make note to search that later in your curious Google system.
SA: Why isn't Alex your friend? While intelligent and charming in his own little clever way, I would think he would have plenty of friends he's so very direct.
SA: Like a growing grub. It's adorable.
SA: except with access to laser weaponry.
SA: Which would warrant even more friendship, I think.
SA: And yes, they will very much will be reduced to scrap if you don't do something about it!
SA: If your server player was anything like I was to poor Aethal, ablution tubs will be flying through walls like a barkbeast through its little portal.
SA: So it will be best to pack 'em up and strap 'em down if you value them!
SA: Because your world is going to be destroyed in your very near future!
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Post by eroda on Apr 24, 2012 18:51:06 GMT -6
JT: yeah you go do that
JT: its astonishing that someone doesnt know what punkd is
JT: i mean im not even from america and im quite aware of its sole existence
JT: i dont consider anyone as my friend less i have that profound mutual respect and trust that i give 'em
JT: and i simply dont talk to alex that much
JT: or anyone in particular
JT: im too busy with video games and mobile suites you know
JT: and on the subject of mobile suites and my room being wrecked
JT: before i do anything else
JT: give me a reason why i should believe what youre saying is true
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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 26, 2012 19:40:41 GMT -6
SA: ...
SA: Okay.
SA: So, I just looked a bunch of stuff up.
SA: Do not prototype those little models.
SA: WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO
SA: DO NOT
SA: PROTOTYPE
SA: MOBILE SUITES.
SA: Your friend Alex has already fucked that up and prototyped a Metal Gear.
SA: So, if you want to fight imps and ogres with nuclear weapons, laser swords, heat axes, whatever have you on TOP of having laser eyes and a shoulder mounted rail-cannon,
SA: Stuff ALL that shit into a bag
SA: and put it somewhere it can't easily be reached.
SA: If you don't
SA: You will have only my most INTENSE and FIERY IRE
SA: to have weighing on your conscious.
SA: ... hm.
SA: You're just going to have to trust me on this, I guess!
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Post by eroda on Apr 27, 2012 8:18:47 GMT -6
JT: prototyping
JT: metal gear
JT: i dont quite comprehend what youre saying
JT: why would there be a need to prototype stuff
JT: you confuse me stranger
JT: it doesnt make sense at all
JT: razor eyes and rail cannons
JT: whatever youre taking about
JT: is somewhat all up and poking interest here
JT: the fictional idea is inviting
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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 29, 2012 5:49:29 GMT -6
SA: Prototyping makes SGRUB more interesting!
SA: Sort of diversifies your enemies.
SA: Makes things more challenging if you do it right!
SA: Or just makes playing the game suicidal if you don't.
SA: So, adding scale models of sixty foot tall war machines capable of functioning in the vacuum of space isn't the best idea until you're like
SA: god.
SA: Like me!
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