make belief creatures; yay or nay? [trolls/open]

[eroda]

MT: kisme-- what
MT: and you may do so, jade text
MT: ...
MT: ...
MT: the fuck are you implying, you pan-faced hobo
MT: i do not see any similarities between the two of us
MT: i am NOTHING like you
MT: ಠ_ಠ

[alexander]

ZA: Are you serious?
ZA: You know Spaceman for all of five minutes and he can call you by name?
ZA: Unbelievable.
ZA: If I can't call you by name.
ZA: You know, I have a word for you.
ZA: A word that describes you perfectly.
ZA: Dear God it's scary how much it describes you.
ZA: It really shouldn't.
ZA: But it does.
ZA: And just so you know.
ZA: A kismesis is someone you hate so much you want to have sex with them.
ZA: This entire time you've been propositioning me for sex.
ZA: In front of an alien.
ZA: Bravo.

[vio]

-- FUTUREwhitefacedInquisitor [FWI] started responding to memo 612 hours from now--

FWI: v At last she motherfucking shows herself. v
FWI: v You're nothing like the Seer, wicked sister. This is good. Motherfucking miraculous.v
FWI: v YOU MIGHT DO OUR MOTHERFUCKING ASPECT SOME JUSTICE v
FWI: v HONK v

[solarapothecary]

PSA: Wonderful! :D
PSA: It's quite a nice name, I must say.
PSA: Lily.
PSA: It just rolls off the tongue.
PSA: Lillllyyy.
PSA: Hey Caeger! :D

[eroda]

MT: oh god not again
MT: you know what, i don't care anymore
MT: i don't give a shit if this alien thing is truth or pure bollocks
MT: and really
MT: call me slug-faced bitch or pan-face bumslut for all i care
MT: i don't care what comes out of your head
MT: i WON'T give a shit of anything that has something to do with you

[VEDANT ONETTE]

-- posthumousParadigm [PP] responded to memo at ??:??

PP: jegus what the hell am i reading
PP: what the fuckkkk
PP: kismesis all up in here y0
PP: and i am missing 0ut 0n the s0ftc0re
PP: c0ngratulati0ns alex y0u n0w have a jade-ßl00ded fan
PP: anyways wh0a caeg and ad0n are we even supp0sed t0 ße
PP: like in these peeps mem0s 0r s0mething
PP: uhh is it against the rules 0r whatever
PP: hehe i d0nt see why n0t ßut we d0nt want wh0ever is leading this shindig
PP: t0 get pissed 0ff 0r anything
PP: 0ther than that hi alex
PP: and jegus m0re pinkish red text?
PP: i h0pe shes n0t a friend 0f that fish fucker
PP: he was zetta fucking ann0ying

[alexander]

ZA: No, that's not the word.
ZA: God, Lily, you are so unbelievably tsundere.
ZA: I mean, do you even think about what you even say?
ZA: "S-STUPID ALEX."
ZA: "IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU, OR ANYTHING."
ZA: "D-DUMMY."
ZA: Hey Baltyr.
ZA: Sorry things aren't as civilized as we should be.
ZA: I would say that normally, the humans are a lot better than this.
ZA: But they really aren't.
ZA: And you share aspects, Caegar?
ZA: Well I suppose that explains a lot about Lily, honestly.

[solarapothecary]

PSA: I never really thought of it.
PSA: When the memo name had "make belief creatures" in it, I couldn't help myself.
PSA: Then I found out that it was about us.
PSA: They think we're the aliens, isn't that adorable, Balt?
PSA: And now they are experiencing a very important aspect of our culture
PSA: all on their own!
PSA: This is so exciting.
PSA: It's like they're just raring to get into being absorbed into our culture.
PSA: I don't think we've ever really introduced another alien species into our fold, have we?
PSA: Just
PSA: sort of burned everything down
PSA: and or enslaved anything on two legs?
PSA: Or am I talking too much about our culture.

[slayer]

-- scorpiusImperial [SI] responded to memo at ??:??
SI: Hey humans,

My name is Slaier, and I hate severy single one of you. All of you are ugly, fucking moronic, bulgebiters who spend severy second of their day dooming other, more superior races. You are severysting bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you sever murdered someone for no reason? I mean, I guess it's fun calling us Trolls fake because of your own ignorance, but you all stake idiocy to a whole new level. This is even worse than ending severy fucking other sentence with the sword honk.

Don't be a fuckass. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much the epitome of blind rage. I was once voted most likely to kill severysting, and the future ruler of my race. What are your achievements, other than "doom ourselves and our much cooler creators"? I also get straight A's in murder, and have a wicked sharp scythe (She just cut through a giant rockbeast; Shit was SO violence). You are all morons who should just let me kill you. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my matesprit

[lelia]

UA: bluh bluh big angry alien.
UA: congrats you gained the achivement of insulting a race that so far has done....
UA: wait for it....
UA: jack shit to you.
UA: p.s. nice use of whatever the troll equivalent of photoshop is on that photo.
UA: i doubt you could ever land a girl let alone one that hot.

[vio]

WI: ^ HA ^
WI: ^ SHE'S GOT YOU PINNED RIGHT THE MOTHERFUCK DOWN ^
WI: ^ My lord. ^
WI: v I like you, girl. v
WI: v I'LL KILL YOU LAST v

[solarapothecary]

PSA: I guess not.

[eroda]

MT: oooh
MT: extreme burn there, mate
MT: score one for ms. lela
MT: BOOOYAAH
MT: pan-face hobo
MT: you watch too much anime for your own good
MT: your false assumptions about me is what would get you killed if we do meet
MT: i'll look forward to drowning you in some piss-filled toilet bowl
MT: c:

[VEDANT ONETTE]

PP: wh0a n0w little salm0n-red girl
PP: let me make this very clear- y0u will die if y0u were t0 g0 up against any 0f us
PP: the simple fact is that y0ur echeladder accelerati0n is shit c0mpared t0 us
PP: weve ßeen thr0ugh the game already
PP: and we were ßadass at it
PP: its why we w0n ßef0re y0u guys fucked it up s0meh0w
PP: we are pretty fucking amazing, lemme just leave it at that
PP: and despite the fact that ad0n is like a fucking ßullfly lusus
PP: he w0uld kick y0ur ass real deal
PP: we are the fucking real mcc0y
PP: pretty much g0ds y0
PP: and ill leave it at that
PP: the m0re y0u fucking kn0w

[slayer]

SI: Alright, enough fucking around.
SI: I am somewhat willing to apologize for my earlier rudeness, I am not usually that guy.
SI: If only because you both don't seem to realize that we trolls value negative traits above positive ones.
SI: Thanks for the compliments, ladies.
SI: Caegar, she did not pin me down, motherfuck style or otherwise.
SI: You are this close to having your insides on the outside.
SI: Fucking clown.
SI: Stupidity aside, I will at least attempt to be what you humans consider civil.
SI: Look at this shit. Prince of Rage being all kinds of fucking polite and whatnot.