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Post by eroda on Jun 6, 2012 5:26:39 GMT -6
-- misanthropicalTyranny [MT] began public memo at 02:44 --
MT: so, i have gotten word that a few people of our lot have been contacted by extraterrestrial beings referred to as 'trolls'
MT: please, to someone who can confirm this
MT: get your arse in here because right now i'm laughing at this make belief bollocks
MT: but seriously, i'm not buying this at all
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Post by alexander on Jun 6, 2012 5:54:44 GMT -6
-- zeusAmmon [ZA] responded to memo --
ZA: They are.
ZA: One of them, Caegar, managed to guess my Specibus.
ZA: Despite the fact I never told you guys that.
ZA: There's a lot going on, trust me.
ZA: I have a lot of irons in the fire.
ZA: Granted, you're going to say I'm full of it.
ZA: But that's my II cents.
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Post by solarapothecary on Jun 6, 2012 5:57:40 GMT -6
PASTsolarApothecary[PSA] responded to memo at 022:04 --
PSA: What?
PSA: You do not believe us?
PSA: Fine.
PSA: Then I am a ghost from your very near future that was a victim of your world being set on fire!
PSA: OooooOooOOooooo!!
PSA: I am haunting this shit up with my ghosty fingers!
PSA: LOOK AT THIS SHIT GO MAN
PSA: OOOOOOO
PSA: YOUR LUSUS NEVER REALLY LOVED YOOOUUU
PSA: Oh, hey Alex! :D
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Post by eroda on Jun 6, 2012 6:11:55 GMT -6
MT: let me have the liberty of correcting you
MT: you are a hysterical bloke who indulges himself in the world of fantasy too much
MT: i'm betting all my pounds that you have some sort of schizophrenia
MT: or you're high on weed
MT: and dude who's being a moron
MT: stop it
MT: you're making yourself look like a fool
MT: :T
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Post by alexander on Jun 6, 2012 6:19:05 GMT -6
ZA: There is such a term as properly paranoid.
ZA: I assure you, this is one such case.
ZA: Plus not to mention that none of these trolls have contradicted each other.
ZA: There's usually a contradiction in something this big.
ZA: Oh, it's the other Spaceman.
ZA: Good to see you.
ZA: I take it by your optimism, Caegar has not gone berserk.
ZA: At least I heard she's the kind to do so.
ZA: Anyway, Lily.
ZA: There are... things at work here.
ZA: Stuff.
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Post by solarapothecary on Jun 6, 2012 6:32:45 GMT -6
PSA: Humph.
PSA: YOU ONLY HARM YOURSELF.
PSA: And your world really is going to end very soon.
PSA: So, be prepared!
PSA: And I'd rather not talk about her on a public memo.
PSA: Never know when she might pop in and have more reason to beat me to death.
PSA: Or something.
PSA: She's very creative.
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Post by eroda on Jun 6, 2012 6:54:34 GMT -6
MT: no, i am convinced you are suffering schizophrenia
MT: and here you go talking about trolls and paradoxes
MT: i will accept your claims of contradiction or paradoxes
MT: but adding your horseshit fictions in this would never make sense
MT: besides, how would you even know what mishaps would occur when contradictory would happen
MT: honestly, why do ideal with your bullshit
MT: and when did i give you permission to start calling me lily
MT: also,
MT: bloke with the jade text
MT: i don't really buy the shit you predict
MT: i'm not one to think of the end of the world, sadly
MT: so try telling that to someone else who'd actually have interest and believe your bollocks
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Post by alexander on Jun 6, 2012 7:22:13 GMT -6
ZA: What's wrong with me calling you Lily?
ZA: Dear God it's your name.
ZA: You act like it is some grave offense against you.
ZA: An attempt on your life.
ZA: And yes, the end of the world is happening.
ZA: A meteor crashed into my island seconds after I entered the game.
ZA: Which I am doing fairly well in.
ZA: Despite this, I am more or less homeless now.
ZA: Metal Gear Imps are no match for my hobo wrath.
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Post by solarapothecary on Jun 6, 2012 7:43:06 GMT -6
PSA: You may call me God. PSA: I am your PSA: Mother?  PSA: I am still trying to understand how this "family" works. PSA: But yes, you are like my squishy, adorable little grubs. PSA: YAE, YOU EACH HAVE BEEN CHOSEN AS THE PROGENITORS OF YOUR WORLD PSA: YOU SHALL SET OUT FROM THE FRAGILE EGG THAT IS EARTH TO RECREATE IT PSA: But I guess that's up to you. PSA: There's only so much I can do before your own world proves us right! PSA: Just watch out for the radiation, Alex. PSA: It would be terrible to find out you vomited yourself to death before we could hopefully someday meet! D: |
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Post by eroda on Jun 6, 2012 7:48:31 GMT -6
MT: no, i refuse to call you god
MT: i'm a fucking atheist
MT: i believe in no god
MT: thus, i shall call you jade text or jade
MT: in case it's not clear to you, metal gear hobo geek
MT: i'm not fond of people who i have feelings of dislike to call me by my name
MT: it disgusts me
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Post by alexander on Jun 6, 2012 7:55:15 GMT -6
ZA: I would get used to disappointment.
ZA: You remember that with this game, we're all going to meet yes?
ZA: What else do you expect us to call you?
ZA: Radiation.
ZA: Right.
ZA: Anyway, Lily.
ZA: I don't really get why you dislike me.
ZA: Because it confuses me. I'm not exactly sure what I've done.
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Post by solarapothecary on Jun 6, 2012 8:04:44 GMT -6
PSA: Hm.
PSA: I suppose I can understand.
PSA: I'm trying to, anyway.
PSA: "Jade text"?
PSA: I supposed it's better than just "jadeblood."
PSA: And I have a name!
PSA: You will have to learn it through my compatriots, however!
PSA: ...
PSA: *whispers to Alex*
PSA: I am totes sensing black feelings, spacebro.
PSA: She totes wants to stab you to death, if you know what I mean.
PSA: | :D
PSA: |;D
PSA: | :D
PSA: |;D
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Post by eroda on Jun 6, 2012 8:17:49 GMT -6
MT: everyone else can address me as lily MT: but you on the other hand are forbidden to speak, type or have any connection to my real name MT: the mere mental image of having the likes of yourself calling me lily sickens me to the core MT: as to what sparks my hatred towards you is none of your concern MT: it's shit you'll have to deal with for the rest of your damned existence MT: comprende? MT: >  |
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Post by alexander on Jun 6, 2012 8:23:52 GMT -6
ZA: Don't start, Spaceman.
ZA: I have enough trouble as is.
ZA: I don't think she even knows what blackrom means.
ZA: You know what?
ZA: Go ahead and explain it.
ZA: If nothing else, it'll make me laugh.
ZA: As for you, Lily.
ZA: I suppose I can understand.
ZA: A wise man once said.
ZA: "People tend to hate those similar to themselves."
ZA: While I myself feel no such hatred.
ZA: It would explain your feelings on the matter.
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Post by solarapothecary on Jun 6, 2012 8:38:06 GMT -6
PSA: Woah.
PSA: Quite pitch, I must say.
PSA: I'm surprised an alien is capable of such levels of black.
PSA: Far more appropriate than that grody ol' king, anyway.
PSA: Oh, I'm not sure if she'd care to hear about that.
PSA: Our relationships are quite complex, even I don't understand some parts yet! D:
PSA: But yes, these caliginous feelings you have towards Alex is called kismesissitude, Lily!
PSA: Or may I call you Lily?
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