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Post by slayer on Jun 9, 2012 5:34:31 GMT -6
-- scorpiusImperial [SI] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --
SI: Hey fucka-Erm, sorry. Greetings!
SI: I fear I did not make a very good impression during our previous encounters, short though they were.
SI: The profuse swearing, the anger, the sheer hostility; these are all stings that are a part of me.
SI: However I am not terribly unfriendly.
SI: No doubt you have at least heard mention of me in passing, but I will introduce myself anyway.
SI: My name is Slaier, I am a tyrian blood troll.
SI: This is me extending the proverbial "olive branch". |
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Post by alexander on Jun 10, 2012 3:21:15 GMT -6
ZA: No, not really.
ZA: In fact, I think that half-assed cash post was the first time I got your name.
ZA: Yes, you did bother me over Metal Gear.
ZA: But that was just you being what most trolls are, I assume.
ZA: I'm just sort of reasoning at this point.
ZA: That aside from like, one or two of you.
ZA: None of you could work together for half a second.
ZA: Am I in the ballpark?
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Post by slayer on Jun 10, 2012 3:33:14 GMT -6
SI: Unfortunately, yes, you are correct.
SI: Teamwork is generally not in our best interests.
SI: But you have to understand, violence and mistrust are in our blood.
SI: Can you change what is hardcoded in your DNA?
SI: Do you humans not value adaptation over all stings?
SI: Regardless, you will find me more accommodating than the others.
SI: I have decided to break with the linear thing and am addressing you from a few hours in my future.
SI: Certain...realizations have been made. As the "ruler" of my people, I must set the standard.
SI: I wish to co-operate, Hero of Space.
SI: I am laying my scythe at your feet and pleading for your assistance, there must be something we can do about the Archagent. |
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Post by alexander on Jun 10, 2012 3:36:34 GMT -6
ZA: Oh you mean Jack.
ZA: Yeah I ran into him earlier.
ZA: He was just sort of wandering around Prospit.
ZA: Looked nothing like he normally did.
ZA: Fed me some bullshit about equilibrium.
ZA: But whatever.
ZA: By the way, why did Caegar call you "My lord" anyway.
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Post by slayer on Jun 10, 2012 3:41:23 GMT -6
SI: You met the Archagent?
SI: ...
SI: Caegar bends the knee to me because of my blood.
SI: As I said, I am a tyrian blooded troll, my caste resides at the top of the hemospectrum.
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Post by alexander on Jun 10, 2012 3:49:14 GMT -6
ZA: Yes.
ZA: I know you guys might want me to
ZA: But I'm not shooting him in the back yet.
ZA: He's nowhere near as powerful as you guys made him out to be.
ZA: So I'd wager that shooting him now would cause a paradox.
ZA: I'd rather not get into anymore time shenanigans than I am now.
ZA: So I'm not killing him until he wrecks your session.
ZA: And technically.
ZA: If you're offering to co-operate.
ZA: That would mean I have authority over the other trolls, right?
ZA: Believe me, it might be for the best.
ZA: We focus on adaptability as primal.
ZA: But we can tweak ourselves more to suit whatever needs to be done.
ZA: Even if that means teamwork.
ZA: I mean, Insane Clown Posse exists.
ZA: So if that crap could get through.
ZA: We can accomplish better, right?
ZA: So yes, humans can get teamwork going.
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Post by slayer on Jun 10, 2012 3:59:07 GMT -6
SI: I understand that you can't kill him yet.
SI: I'd rather not be relegated to a doomed timeline.
SI: Again.
SI: Stake it. My authority, for whatever good it will do you, you can have it.
SI: It would mean nothing if the last of my kind die out on this fucking rock.
SI: Caegar wont be happy about this, but I don't axactly care what the clown thinks.
SI: We trolls don't adapt to stings very easily, so this isn't the easiest sting I've ever done in my life.
SI: But it is for the best. I think.
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Post by alexander on Jun 10, 2012 4:03:17 GMT -6
ZA: I don't think Caegar even knows what it means to be happy.
ZA: Girl hates everyone.
ZA: Herself, mostly.
ZA: You'd be surprised how easy she can be read.
ZA: Of course, you're in the future.
ZA: So there is literally fuckall of a chance of her getting pissed off about this.
ZA: And shrieking at me.
ZA: With her usual vulgar insults.
ZA: And honking.
ZA: But we'll see.
ZA: Anyway, I'm in my medium.
ZA: What should I do next?
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Post by slayer on Jun 10, 2012 4:10:24 GMT -6
SI: Caegar's rage is impotent.
SI: I can squash it as easily as she can muster it.
SI: Wait.
SI: What the fuck?
SI: No one...no one told you?
SI: You need to climb. Upwards.
SI: It doesn't matter how, but you need to get to your first portal.
SI: Jegus fuck, I'm the most detached troll ever and I'm the one who thinks that maybe someone should have told the humans how to play the fucking game?
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Post by alexander on Jun 10, 2012 19:17:02 GMT -6
ZA: Climb up?
ZA: Like to the top of the hill I can see?
ZA: Or elsewhere?
ZA: Listen, I was the first awake on Prospit.
ZA: Hell, I think I was the first awake period.
ZA: But I didn't get everything.
ZA: What exactly should I be climbing?
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Post by slayer on Jun 10, 2012 23:30:33 GMT -6
SI: Basically, you have two choices right now.
SI: Choice A leads to a land of honor and duty, wherein your server player pulls their head out of their ass and builds you a fucking amazing staircase straight up into the sky, where you'll find your portal, I assume.
SI: That's where mine was, anyway.
SI: This is what Skaia wants you to do, to be playing by it's rules.
SI: No.
SI: Choice B, it leads to a land of fucking perpetual wonderment, in which you pull a flying device out of your ass-I believe you probably already have one of these-with preferably double the amount of acceptable weaponry for flying things on it.
SI: You would use this device to fly straight the fuck up into the shiny hole in the sky, and then you keep fucking doing that. |
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Post by alexander on Jun 11, 2012 16:04:42 GMT -6
ZA: Right.
ZA: Doesn't the whole "leave your server to rot while you fly into the unknown."
ZA: Go against the idea of us having to co-operate?
ZA: Not to mention I have no clue what the land of the unknown you're telling me to go to holds.
ZA: I believe a few details are needed.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 21:59:51 GMT -6
SI: You asked what YOU should be doing.
SI: The burden of saving your server player is on THEIR server player.
SI: Your goal now is to get into the portal, which will lead to your server player's planet.
SI: Also, I believe you should be facilitating someone else's entrance into the Medium soon. Preferably you are already doing this?
SI: I apologize if I skip some details here and there.
SI: I was under the impression that you were an intelligent creature.
SI: If our group of traitorous fools can trip their way to victory, I'm sure you can apply common sense to the task at hand. |
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Post by alexander on Jun 11, 2012 22:09:10 GMT -6
ZA: Last I heard, your race was known for brutally murdering.
ZA: So I imagine they would have an edge in this game.
ZA: Anyway, so I get through the portals.
ZA: Fair enough.
ZA: Anguis is telling me to kill things too.
ZA: So if you see me killing imps, you know why.
ZA: But yes, you never answered my question.
ZA: What is beyond the unknown?
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 22:13:40 GMT -6
SI: Killing creatures is unavoidable.
SI: Unless you don't want sick shit.
SI: You think your robot was deadly?
SI: You can shit deadlier weaponry with the right grist.
SI: The land of unknown?
SI: It's Skaia.
SI: That's the whole point of this, you're going to get to Skaia and then fucking doom the shit out of it. |
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