==> Make friends [ALEX]

[alexander]

ZA: Are you playing stupid?
ZA: Or are you just plain stupid?
ZA: What is beyond what you are sending me to.
ZA: When I emerge.
ZA: What exactly will I see?

[slayer]

SI: Holy Jegus, can't you just enjoy a fucking adventure?
SI: It's your world's denizen.
SI: A giant monster that, for all intents and purposes, is fucking up your planet.
SI: So, if I were you, I'd kill everysting in my path.
SI: You're going to need every last rung on your echeladder for this one.
SI: You'll be doing all of this alone, by the way.

[alexander]

ZA: So let me get this straight.
ZA: You want me to go fight my denizen right the fuck now.
ZA: Just after starting the game.
ZA: You then go on to say that I have to fight them alone.
ZA: With my levels maxed out.
ZA: I'm not the only seeing the contradiction in this.
ZA: Am I?

[slayer]

SI: Right..
SI: You aren't bred for combat.
SI: I am..legitimately sorry.
SI: That was rude of me.
SI: We'll have to think of a new plan.
SI: But the portals ARE your goal at this moment.
SI: Aside from getting the next guy in.

[alexander]

ZA: Oh don't even give me that.
ZA: You and I both know you did not go and immediately kill your denizen.
ZA: And perhaps I can just grind?
ZA: I AM good at grinding.
ZA: I mean, I've been slaughtering imps left and right.
ZA: I already know how I'm killing the ogres, this won't take long.

[slayer]

SI: I reserve the right to point out that my denizen kind of sucked.
SI: It was literally a gray blob.
SI: It didn't even move much.
SI: We actually managed to talk stings out.
SI: Before I carved her heart out as a sacrifice to my idol.
SI: But, yes, grind.
SI: It occurs to me that I don't actually know what your specibus is.
SI: What ARE you using?

[alexander]

ZA: Yeah I'm not risking it.
ZA: It's a final boss.
ZA: And I'm not leaving that up to my coercion skill.
ZA: As for my specibus.
ZA: I tend to switch.
ZA: Mostly swords.
ZA: Old fashioned.
ZA: A bit cliched.
ZA: But reliable.

[slayer]

SI: Like I said, we will have to come up with a new plan.
SI: But, the portals are the ONLY way for you to progress.
SI: Kill everysting you can where you are.
SI: Collect your grist.
SI: Build up, or sideways, whichever way you intend to build.
SI: By the time you reach the final portal, you should be ready to kill your denizen.
SI: You'll need a better sword though.
SI: I believe I know someone with bladekind that could help you out.

[alexander]

ZA: Oh?
ZA: This should be good.
ZA: Who could possibly help me when it comes to swords.
ZA: One of the trolls, I take it?
ZA: Is it one I've met or one I haven't?

[slayer]

SI: Yes one of us.
SI: You humans don't know what a real sword is.
SI: Not anymore.
SI: I am under the impression that your "knights" understood the concept of swords.
SI: Anyway.
SI: Blue text, his name is Baltyr, and he is the chillest of the chill.
SI: You would like him, I think.

[alexander]

ZA: Oh Baltyr.
ZA: Met him actually.
ZA: Really nice guy.
ZA: Much nicer than Caegar, to be honest.
ZA: I suppose just point him in my direction.
ZA: Or something.

[slayer]

SI: Jack Noir is nicer than Caegar.
SI: But I will let know Baltyr know that you require his assistance when that becomes relevant to the situation.
SI: At this very moment you have the two choices I mentioned earlier.
SI: So, what will you do?

[alexander]

ZA: True.
ZA: Jack doesn't immediately threaten death.
ZA: He just lies to you and tries to trick you.
ZA: But that's another story.
ZA: For another time.
ZA: Anyway, seeing as I'm in no shape to fight a Denizen.
ZA: I'll just level up for now.
ZA: Take out a few boss level Metal Gears
ZA: Things should work out quickly.

[slayer]

SI: I grew up under the constant fear that I could die at any moment.
SI: I lived with upwards of fifty assassination attempts in any given day.
SI: I am the Prince of Rage.
SI: Yet I could never be half as nonchalant about fighting a doomsday weapon as you are.
SI: I have come to the conclusion that you humans are either far braver than trolls, or far more insane.

[alexander]

ZA: Braver than trolls or more insane?
ZA: Well, admittedly, we do some brave things.
ZA: But really, the truth is, well.
ZA: We've created bombs that have the power to wipe out an entire city.
ZA: With just one bomb.
ZA: We've created thousands of these things that can nuke our entire planet into oblivion.
ZA: The only requirement for this?
ZA: Whoever holds the bombs.
ZA: Just needs to have one bad day.
ZA: Why do we have these?
ZA: Why not, that's why.
ZA: I'll let you decide from there.