New Developments [Alex]

[vio]

-- whitefacedInquisitor [WI] began trolling zeusAmmon[ZA] --

WI: v What the motherfuck is up, my tool? v

[alexander]

ZA: Must you call me that?
ZA: To be honest, if I wasn't so much nicer than Slaier.
ZA: I would call insubordination.
ZA: But whatever.
ZA: As for what's up.
ZA: I'm in my medium.
ZA: It's strangely fitting.
ZA: That's about it.

[vio]

WI: v Of course it motherfucking is. v
WI: v Your land was motherfucking made for you. v
WI: v They were made for all of us. v

[alexander]

ZA: Oh I can only imagine what yours is.
ZA: Anyway, I suppose it makes sense then.
ZA: As they say.
ZA: It's lonely at the top, I suppose.
ZA: At least on my end anyway.
ZA: Moving on.
ZA: I was about to message you, but seeing as you did first.
ZA: You clearly have something you wished to discuss with me?

[vio]

WI: v Yeah. v
WI: v Turns out you humans aren't so motherfucking hopeless after all. v
WI: v You ever heard of a human male named Hitler? v
WI: v Fucker had a nice thing going. v
WI: v Could've used different colors, though. v
WI: v But I guess he only had one motherfucking blood color available. v
WI: v Fuckers even got my motherfucking hatch symbol right. v

[alexander]

ZA: ...
ZA: I really should be offended.
ZA: But I'm not.
ZA: Honestly.
ZA: For some reason.
ZA: I don't even feel surprise.
ZA: But unfortunately, you are in for a rude awakening.
ZA: For I, Adolf Hitler is pretty much universally reviled on earth.
ZA: II, The color had a humorous story.
ZA: Hitler, before he rose to power.
ZA: Had tried to start an insurrection.
ZA: Against his betters.
ZA: It failed, and the blood of his fellow rebels ended up on the flag.
ZA: When he was released from prison.
ZA: It was common for Nazi flags to touch the Blood Flag to be sanctified.
ZA: III, your symbol would then be the swastika, yes?
ZA: It's originally a religious symbol in Hinduism.
ZA: For luck.
ZA: IV.
ZA: Stalin had a higher body count.
ZA: V, his paining skills were shit.
ZA: He was outdone by a painter who painted with shit.
ZA: Literally.

[vio]

WI: v Nah, that shit ain't even motherfucking close to my symbol. v
WI: v Here. v
WI: v That's my sign. Memorize it, motherfucker. v
WI: v I have some motherfucking facts for you too. v
WI: v Fact the motherfucking first, my blood is night-black indigo. v
WI: v Which makes me a motherfucking Subjugglator. v
WI: v It is my job to keep the lowbloods v
WI: v SUBJUGGLATED v
WI: v Fact the second. v
WI: v Before the world burned, it was our job to cull the lowbloods. v
WI: v The weak, the sick, the injured, the crippled, the slow, the stupid, the mutated, the deluded, the heretics, the blasphemers, the rebels. v
WI: v WE KILLED THEM ALL v
WI: v ALL THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING EMPIRE v
WI: v WE ROOTED THEM OUT AND BEAT THE WEAKNESS FROM THE MOTHER'S BLOOD v
WI: v And I used to paint such wicked pictures with their blood. v
WI: v If I liked the color of someone's blood I used to take them to my motherfucking hive and chain them up and bleed them slow. v
WI: v And now there are none left. v
WI: v I am the motherfucking Grand Highblood. v
WI: v I AM THE VOICE OF THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS v
WI: v AND NONE OF THEM WILL LISTEN v
WI: v HONK v
WI: v Fuck I need a motherfucking moirail. v

[alexander]

ZA: Night-black indigo.
ZA: Really.
ZA: Conflicting colors aside.
ZA: You just lead them wrong.
ZA: Either that or just a terrible leader.
ZA: They outnumber you.
ZA: If they wanted, they could kill you.
ZA: If you want to be acknowledged as leader.
ZA: Be strong, yet firm.
ZA: Do not banshee shriek.
ZA: Do not flail weapons.
ZA: And for the love of God.
ZA: Do not honk.

[vio]

WI: v Don't presume to know jack motherfucking shit about us. v
WI: v There's a motherfucking reason lowbloods are beneath us. v
WI: v They're weak, they live short, shitty lives, and if she were so inclined, the Condescension could kill every single one of them with a motherfucking thought. v
WI: v A troll with my blood color could live for hundreds of sweeps. v
WI: v Her glorious motherfucking Condescension had ruled for longer than living memory. v
WI: v Hundreds have broken beneath the weight of my chucklevoodoos. v
WI: v What I'm saying is, I'll honk as much as I motherfucking want, wiggler. v
WI: v HONK v
WI: v HONK v
WI: v HONK v

[alexander]

ZA: Oh?
ZA: I don't see this Condescension anywhere.
ZA: Do you?
ZA: I have yet to hear about them.
ZA: I'd assume they're dead.
ZA: Isn't it just you XII?
ZA: If literally none of them are listening to you.
ZA: It could effectively considered XI vs I.
ZA: I doubt you could win that.
ZA: Plus.
ZA: You're the first I've seen talking highly of troll culture.
ZA: Everyone else bashes it.
ZA: And feel free to honk.
ZA: Just hurts your cause.

[vio]

WI: v You have no motherfucking clue what I'm capable of. How high I've risen. v

[alexander]

ZA: I assume you are wondering why I am so calm now.
ZA: After those first few seconds.
ZA: Understandable, I'm sure you're not used to it failing.
ZA: As I said, the other trolls feel no reason to follow you.
ZA: Case in point, one of the trolls I spoke to, told me about that ability of yours.
ZA: When I felt that dread, I deduced that seeing I was talking to you, you activated it.
ZA: This allowed me to counter it.
ZA: Judging from that tantrum.
ZA: I see you are unfit to lead.
ZA: What I wished to tell you earlier was this.
ZA: SI: Stake it. My authority, for whatever good it will do you, you can have it.
SI: It would mean nothing if the last of my kind die out on this fucking rock.
SI: Caegar wont be happy about this, but I don't axactly care what the clown thinks.
SI: We trolls don't adapt to stings very easily, so this isn't the easiest sting I've ever done in my life.
SI: But it is for the best. I think.

ZA: Your Tyrian friend, Slaier, is at the top, yes?
ZA: He has given me "his authority," declaring me to be his equal.
ZA: I do not expect the others to follow this.
ZA: You however, hold the hemospectrum in high regard, correct?
ZA: Then you are compelled to obey.
ZA: You are in no position to lead.
ZA: I am taking control of your session.

[vio]

WI: v I'm going to motherfucking kill you. v
WI: v It won't be quick. v
WI: v It won't be clean. v
WI: v I want to find whatever universe that thinks you're funny. v
WI: v AND BURN IT DOWN FOR LIES v

[alexander]

ZA: There is no lying about it.
ZA: This is a Slaier a few hours in your future.
ZA: I would assume disaster happens.
ZA: Because he decides to work with us.
ZA: You are free to object.
ZA: A loophole you can use would be to get present Slaier to shoot it down.
ZA: By doing so, you would save yourself the supposed humiliation of having to obey a mutant blood.
ZA: For those few hours anyway.
ZA: Whether or not you listen is not my concern.
ZA: You are unfit to lead.
ZA: You are irrational and immature, thus unnecessary.
ZA: A liability, if anything.
ZA: I do not see you as a vital component to their survival.
ZA: If I do not lead, then I would suggest Baltyr.

[vio]

WI: v Your mistake is assuming that a motherfucking mutant alien proxy in another fucking universe has any sort of authority. v
WI: v You are sad and pathetic and actually kind of hilarious when you think about it. v
WI: v When you think long and hard about it. v