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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 10, 2012 20:57:35 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling quizzicalWhimsy [QW] at 018:00 --
PP: y0 green texted human
PP: first 0ff i will make the necessary statement that i am
PP: the 0ne and 0nly g0d
PP: a ßeing that is 0mniprescent in y0ur time
PP: i watched the m0ment 0f y0ur ßirth 0n earth
PP: and in a very sh0rt peri0d 0f time
PP: y0u will fuck things up f0r me and my ugly-ass angels
PP: s0 i am here t0 make y0u d0 s0
PP: and keep this timeline straightf0rward
PP: y0u will help me
PP: and d0 n0t even ßring up fish 0r killaßrenda 0r whatever
PP: 0r i will smite y0u
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:00:27 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: First aliens and now God.
QW: I must be a hot spot for otherworldly communication.
QW: Like a medium or something.
QW: So, uh, God. Or do you have a name?
QW: I read somewhere it's supposed to be Abraham, or that's some kind of name related to God. Unless Christianity is all wrong. That could be true, too.
QW: What's a killabrenda?
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 10, 2012 21:05:43 GMT -6
PP: h0w am i supp0sed t0 kn0w what that is
PP: y0ur race created it
PP: at the m0ment i am still w0ndering h0w the fuck we messed things up
PP: i ßlame ad0nis
PP: ßut ßesides that
PP: th0se aliens are resp0nsißle f0r y0ur creati0n
PP: we created an entire race
PP: and in a millisec0nd f0r us the w0rld ßl0ss0med
PP: ßecause temp0rally we created y0u ß0th yesterday and a ßilli0n years ag0
PP: 0r like f0urteen ßilli0n 0r whatever
PP: ßut yeah its like that
PP: i dunn0 what the fuck christianity is
PP: ßut it s0unds ß0ring
PP: anyways where are y0u in y0ur pr0gress t0 the medium
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:10:22 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Let me get this straight. You're God, and you created an alien species that, in turn, created humanity?
QW: I've already come to understand that there are time shenanigans involved here.
QW: So one second for you has been like billions of years for Earth.
QW: Got that, easy enough.
QW: And actually.
QW: What's the medium?
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 10, 2012 21:13:48 GMT -6
PP: uhh n0 i just created y0u
PP: ßut lets g0 with whatever y0u said ßecause my fucks are at zer0 at this very m0ment
PP: ßasically y0u and y0ur friends including the pink-haired fish girlß0y
PP: are g0ing t0 enter the game that y0u call Sßurg 0r whatever
PP: aaaand end up destr0ying my game
PP: s0 i am g0ing t0 make sure this happens
PP: l0ng st0ry sh0rt y0u c0mmit gen0cide
PP: and i am helping y0u
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:20:50 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh yeah, Sburb. I remember talking about it.
QW: I was going to get a digital copy, because the mail out here sucks.
QW: But one of my trees decided it wanted to dig its roots into some underground cables.
QW: Knocked my internet out for like a week. I guess they're already playing it, I haven't really had much of a chance to check up!
QW: Wait, maybe we shouldn't shorten that long story.
QW: Seems like there might be a few crucial details skipped.
QW: Like how us playing the game turns into genocide. That seems like a pretty big detail, Mr. God, sir.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 10, 2012 21:24:59 GMT -6
PP: aaaand that is why i am here
PP: t0 figure 0ut h0w y0u did it
PP: ßasically y0u send a ßlack dem0n that rips 0ur place t0 hell and ßack
PP: and thats aß0ut all we kn0w
PP: y0u have pr0ßaßly ßeen c0ntacted ßy the 0thers
PP: they tend t0 ße
PP: n0t 0n t0p 0f shit
PP: ßut while were stuck 0n this stupid mete0r 0r whatever
PP: might as well get shit d0ne
PP: ßecause were just waiting til the dem0n finds us
PP: then were fucked
PP: s0 get in c0ntact with y0ur allies and get g0ing
PP: ßut yeah ßy sending the dem0n it kills pretty much everything
PP: and ßl0ws up everything
PP: including f0urteen planets
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:28:39 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: So we send a demon back in time that ruins your session.
QW: I don't really see myself taking part in anything that destructive.
QW: But this must be more of your time shenanigans. So are you a prophet and you're seeing this happening in the future, or have we already done this for you?
QW: Just trying to get my facts straight.
QW: I mean you guys don't seem so bad.
QW: I wouldn't really want to send anything at you that will kill everyone.
QW: But if doing so creates us or whatever, then it's kind of important, isn't it?
QW: Like if we don't then we don't exist.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 10, 2012 21:36:20 GMT -6
PP: hahaha trust me it will happen
PP: and y0u will take part in it
PP: simply ßecause if y0u d0 n0t then y0u have already failed
PP: ßut n0 as i said we created y0ur universe yesterday
PP: then at the m0ment that we w0n the game
PP: y0u sent the dem0n in and 0ur game was wiped
PP: null
PP: v0id
PP: 0ur sessi0n was destr0yed
PP: i kn0w this s0unds really stupid
PP: ßut despite having n0thing t0 d0 i am kinda glad that 0ur 0riginal was destr0yed
PP: 0hyeah i f0rg0t- heads up
PP: y0ur earth is g0ing t0 die
PP: als0 gen0cide 0n y0ur part
PP: tell y0ur lusus t0 stay ind00rs
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:40:48 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh no!
QW: I just started putting in a new vegetable patch behind the shed.
QW: Like I have the soil down.
QW: The rows made.
QW: All I need to do is plant the seeds.
QW: I was going to make a nice pumpkin patch!
QW: I mean.
QW: I'm sorry about destroying your session or whatever.
QW: What's a lusus?
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 11, 2012 18:05:16 GMT -6
PP: i was under the impressi0n that the adult y0u lived with
PP: was y0ur lusus
PP: its kinda creepy t0 think that y0u have an adult stranger
PP: watching 0ver y0u
PP: ßut whatever aliens right?
PP: anyways i f0rgive y0u s0mewhat
PP: ßut thats 0nly ßecause it d0esnt fucking matter anym0re
PP: aaaand ßecause i created y0u s0 technically its my fault
PP: aside fr0m that when y0u get int0 the sessi0n y0u need a guide
PP: i am helping alex already ßut i may assist y0u as well
PP: fuck mayße an0ther tr0ll will thr0w y0u a metaph0rical ß0ne
PP: ßut yeah we can see int0 y0ur future and past s0 we can make things w0rk
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 19:35:32 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well he's not really a stranger. He helped raise me. Sort of. Mine was a bit different.
QW: But like you said, it's not very important.
QW: I was talking to another troll who seemed like she was going to be my guide.
QW: Mentioned something about how she was the troll assigned to me or something.
QW: I don't really understand it all.
QW: But she seemed quite.
QW: Er.
QW: Mean. The stuff she was saying was really mean and stuff.
QW: Yeah, that.
QW: But she seemed to know what she was talking about.
QW: And she explained the scroll bar time traveling thingy you guys use.
QW: I'd still love to get that program. Can you send it to me maybe?
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Post by ThreeAM on Jun 11, 2012 19:43:46 GMT -6
PP: uhh i have n0 idea we werent assigned
PP: we d0nt even really have a leader
PP: ßut during the game there were kinda tw0 0r three pe0ple wh0 w0rked
PP: t0 straighten shit 0ut
PP: uhh mean might ße caegar shes kinda an ass
PP: ßecause she wants every0ne dead
PP: ßut as f0r 0ur techn0l0gy we 0nly just g0t it
PP: it was just kinda here y0
PP: f0r us t0 use i guess?
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 19:49:20 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: So there's no installation files or anything to send? QW: Darn.  QW: The thought of time shenanigans sounded fun. QW: Especially when you really don't need to worry about screwing things up. QW: Because chances are if you're doing it then you were supposed to do it. QW: Though that does make you question whether any of our choices are really ours. QW: And stuff like that. QW: But that's never really bummed me out anyway. QW: Oh, and that real mean troll was BS. That's what she said to call her, anyway. She totally didn't give me her name or anything so I can't be any more specific. She was a real hardass and almost made me cry! |
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 11, 2012 20:00:21 GMT -6
PP: that d0esnt s0und like caeg
PP: i have n0 idea
PP: ßut like n0 y0u can fuck up 0n this
PP: trust me it called an 0ffsh00t
PP: and thats the w0rst thing ever
PP: ßut yeah i w0uld ße the w0rst thing ever t0 y0u
PP: and m0st likely destr0y everything y0u h0ld dear
PP: ßut h0nestly i c0uldn't give any less fucks
PP: the level 0f imp0rtance i give any 0f this is zer0
PP: i 0nly wanna make sure that we have a chance t0 escape this mete0r
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