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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 20:05:25 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: That does sound horrible.
QW: Well, no, since you haven't explained how it's horrible.
QW: So far all I've really gathered from this conversation is
QW: That you don't care very much about anything.
QW: Unless that's a ploy.
QW: Are you just acting tough?
QW: Trying to keep it together to play that god role you keep going on about but then say you don't care about?
QW: Let's steer this conversation somewhere productive, huh?
QW: You can stop mentioning that you don't care, and I'll ask important questions.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 11, 2012 20:09:36 GMT -6
PP: hmmm
PP: if y0u feel that y0u have anything helpful t0 add t0 this
PP: ßy all means
PP: ßut my sc0ffß0x is warming up
PP: ßecause t0 put it plainly y0ur race has ßarely scratched the surface 0f sßurß
PP: s0 y0u cann0t understand what we are in relati0n t0 y0u
PP: as winners 0f the game and savi0rs t0 twelve planets
PP: even if theyre g0ne n0w
PP: ßut ask away and i may hum0r y0u a few answers
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 20:14:16 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Yeah, no, I'm not going to ask anything about Sburb.
QW: I've yet to get filled in on what we know.
QW: So I don't know what I need to ask.
QW: But you will be my first stop when I actually have questions, don't you worry!
QW: First question I have.
QW: Because BS didn't really feel like explaining it.
QW: But as one of the select few blessed with talking to an alien race I feel I must learn this.
QW: How does your race reproduce?
QW: BS was confused by the concept of . . . well of conception.
QW: Can't say I really wanted to go into it, though.
QW: But I was told to ask someone else how that works.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 11, 2012 20:25:27 GMT -6
PP: wait what d0 y0u mean
PP: we created y0u why w0uldnt we have the same cycle
PP: ßut uh yeah whatever its all aß0ut-
PP: wait are y0u sure y0ure 0ld en0ugh f0r this shit
PP: its n0t exactly f0r children
PP: h0w many sweeps are y0u
PP: and i am n0t g0ing int0 detail either way
PP: t0tes n0t my thing
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 20:28:50 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Yeah, I thought you were all talk.
QW: You speak of not caring, but look at all the caring you're doing there.
QW: If you really didn't care you wouldn't have a thing.
QW: And if your fucks were really zero then you wouldn't be asking how many sweeps I am.
QW: Which I'm going to assume is age.
QW: Just sounds right as age.
QW: All talk.
QW: Wow, I'm sorry.
QW: That sounds incredibly confrontational of me.
QW: I'm just curious.
QW: As a human seeing an alien race for the very first time.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 11, 2012 20:34:10 GMT -6
PP: hehehe i see what y0u did there
PP: it was a g00d tactic i admit
PP: ßut apathy is very separate fr0m m0rals
PP: and its like wh0a ßr0 y0u d0nt just get d0wn and dirty
PP: and talk aß0ut that shit
PP: ßecause f0r all y0u kn0w they are just trying t0 get y0ur h0rned slave laß0r lusus
PP: and haha i d0nt think s0 pink skinned 0ne
PP: ßut i will tell y0u that it inv0lves pails 0f a filial nature
PP: that carry genetic c0de t0 the ßr00dm0ther
PP: ßlam there y0u g0
PP: ßut d0nt even like ßring up pails 0r anything t0 the 0thers that shit is just
PP: 0ßscene
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 20:38:35 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Wait, horned slave what?
QW: I've heard that word lusus many times between you and BS.
QW: Is that like your caretaker or something?
QW: Like the thing that hatches you from eggs.
QW: And there's slime everywhere.
QW: And it feeds you through its beak.
QW: Or something like that?
QW: Though that's birds. Why would I think you're related to birds?
QW: Pails are vulgar?
QW: Then don't look into my garden with that chat client of yours.
QW: Some of my unplanted bushes are sitting in buckets as we speak.
QW: Just rooted in there.
QW: That's definitely some weird alien fetish, I could probably record it and sell it to your species!
QW: Though I think I'd be horrible in the adult video industry.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 11, 2012 20:46:20 GMT -6
PP: wh0a n0w d0nt get t00 excited there
PP: and 0ur lusus are 0ur cust0dians yes
PP: ßut we d0nt get ßr0ken fr0m eggs 0r anything
PP: when we are wrigglers we live undergr0und
PP: and a lusus ch00ses us
PP: then we travel aß0vegr0und and ßuild a hive
PP: uhh ßut we have t0 feed 0ur lusus
PP: and in turn they teach us
PP: i guess that is h0w t0 explain it
PP: ßut why d0nt y0u kn0w this shit already
PP: h0w different is y0ur universe fr0m 0urs
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 20:51:27 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh god why am I the one having to explain this to all the aliens.
QW: After I explain this to you.
QW: Go find someone to make it sound much less childish.
QW: Probably Alex. He'd be a good one.
QW: Find him and clarify.
QW: Then hold a big troll conference and explain it to everyone.
QW: Anyway.
QW: When a mommy lusus and a daddy lusus love each other very much.
QW: They join their reproductive organs together, like puzzle pieces.
QW: And in turn the mommy lusus becomes pregnant.
QW: And for nine months she carries the little wriggler around in her womb.
QW: Then in one messy celebration of life she squeezes it out.
QW: And then the mommy lusus and the daddy lusus look after the wriggler until it turns 18, or, like, I don't know, a bajillion sweeps.
QW: And then it goes and, hopefully, finds itself a compatible partner.
QW: Rinse and repeat.
QW: And I hope I used all those terms right.
QW: Trying to make it easier to understand for you.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 11, 2012 20:55:16 GMT -6
PP: uhh
PP: w0w we really fucked up s0mewhere in making y0u guys
PP: this is an 0dd twist i guess
PP: i ßlame ad0nis again
PP: ßut uh sure n0 i d0nt think imma g0 t0 alex
PP: t0 ße h0nest i w0uld think y0u were fucking with me
PP: ßut it smells like the truth
PP: s0 imma leave it al0ne
PP: ßut yeah that system s0unds really cha0tic
PP: 0urs is c0nstructed s0 much ßetter
PP: and 0ur lusus are way c00ler
PP: and i havent even g0tten int0 the quadrants yet
PP: i already kn0w that y0u guys d0nt have them
PP: it has ßeen discussed
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 20:59:28 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Glad we can clarify that.
QW: I'm personally still trying to figure out how pails can be vulgar.
QW: Anyway.
QW: So after BS totally schooled me with all that hardcore trolling.
QW: Why are you here?
QW: I mean you're not trying to troll me.
QW: You say you want to help me screw you guys over or something like that.
QW: Sounds kind of sketchy.
QW: But you haven't done much helping.
QW: So . . . uh.
QW: What do I need to do right now?
QW: Aside from catching up with all my friends and entering the medium?
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 11, 2012 21:09:53 GMT -6
PP: i am n0t here t0 ße helpful t0 y0u
PP: merely t0 direct y0u in the path that is necessary t0 c0ntinue
PP: and watch f0r divergences
PP: and als0 t0 figure 0ut if there is a way f0r me t0 get 0ff this r0ck
PP: ßut that has n0thing t0 d0 with y0u directly
PP: in sh0rt i will help when necessary
PP: and right n0w y0u need t0 prepare f0r the medium
PP: when it ßegins i will give y0u step ßy step instructi0ns 0n h0w t0 get in
PP: and if y0u d0nt f0ll0w them y0u will die ßy a giant mete0r
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 21:16:53 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh no!
QW: That would be horrible.
QW: Why not give me the step-by-step instructions now, before it begins?
QW: That way I can look them over and know what to do.
QW: Just in case you're not there, or so I don't have to always run back to my computer or something.
QW: That would be good preparation.
QW: And what else can I do to prepare? Should I pack a lunch and make sure my plants are watered?
QW: I would hate for them to be thirsty while I'm gone!
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Jun 12, 2012 13:43:28 GMT -6
PP: i c0uld d0 that
PP: ßut w0uldnt it ße as fun
PP: i think that when a pers0n panics ßef0re the mete0r hits
PP: they find a little strength that they didnt have ßef0re
PP: the will t0 survive
PP: ßut if y0u have all the answers ßef0re then
PP: its t00 easy
PP: plus i think it is pretty funny when y0u humans panic
PP: if i d0 this c0rrectly i c0uld tell y0u the inf0rmati0n
PP: just fast en0ugh f0r y0u t0 av0id death
PP: hehehe plus its n0t s0 hard
PP: after all we figured it 0ut alright
PP: and i havent g0tten t0 tr0ll y0u yet
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Post by whimsy on Jun 13, 2012 12:42:44 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Sometimes the easy route is the best route, though!
QW: I mean I'm not a big fan of mortal peril, it tends to make me hyperventilate.
QW: Well I assume it does.
QW: I tend to do that when I panic.
QW: And mortal peril seems to be the best time to panic.
QW: Closest I've ever been was that leopard infestation.
QW: And I think I handled that pretty well!
QW: Anyway, if you have to.
QW: Go ahead and troll.
QW: But after the sheer and utter schooling I got from BS
QW: I don't think you'll be able to top her!
QW: She was like the best troll.
QW: Of all the trolls.
QW: Er.
QW: I mean internet trolls, like we humans have. I don't know if she was the best of all of you, as in the troll race.
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