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Post by anguis on Apr 15, 2012 11:28:02 GMT -6
-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] began trolling pedanticEngineer [PE] at 013:30 --
NA: Alright.
NA: Uh.
NA: Hello.
NA: You're Page right.
NA: The Hero of Time.
NA: I'm Anguiss.
NA: Don't worry.
NA: I'm not going to flip my sshit or make you cry or anything.
NA: At leasst I'll try not to.
NA: Sso yeah.
NA: Bassically I gotta explain ssome sshit to you becausse you're actually pretty damn important to your ssessssion. |
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Post by eiffel1 on Apr 15, 2012 16:00:23 GMT -6
PE: ...I-I-I'm P-p-p-page...
PE: I d-d-don't know a-anything a-a-about being the H-h-hero of T-time, though...
PE: ...Isn't t-t-that w-what they c-c-call Link from the L-legend of Z-z-z-zelda?
PE: A-anywas, it's n-n-nice to m-meet you Anguis...
PE: ...Um... ;-;
PE: AreyoufriendswithCaegar?
PE: BecausethelasttimesomeoneIdidn'tknowtalkedtomeitwasher.
PE: AndnottoberudebutI'mnotsureIcanhandleanymoretrolls.
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Post by anguis on Apr 15, 2012 19:08:06 GMT -6
NA: What the hell is a Zelda.
NA: You know what.
NA: I don't want to know.
NA: Bassically you're the Sseer of Time.
NA: In your ssessssion of SSGrub or SSBurb or whatever the hell you wanna call it.
NA: You watch over the timeliness.
NA: Ha.
NA: No.
NA: Caegar iss definitely not my friend.
NA: Long sstory sshort.
NA: I'm going to try and help you out.
NA: I mean Sseer is not my Classss and Time iss not my asspect.
NA: But our Sseer and our Hero of Time are both huge bitchess sso I really ssincerely doubt that they'd be any help.
NA: Sso.
NA: Quesstionss? |
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Post by eiffel1 on Apr 20, 2012 11:37:56 GMT -6
PE: Z-z-z-zelda is a P-princess...
PE: S-specifically she's the princess of a m-magical land called Hyrule...
PE: ...She's u-usually i-important and h-has some s-s-sort of magical power that b-b-bad guys need f-for their nefarious p-p-p-plots...
PE: ...And ends up g-g-g-getting k-kidnapped a lot... ;A;
PE: B-b-but!
PE: There's a-always t-t-this h-hero n-named L-l-link who c-comes to s-save her!
PE: And h-he's called the H-hero of T-time because h-h-he had to t-travel t-through t-t-time using a m-magic s-sword in order to s-s-save Z-zelda...
PE: A-actually he's h-had to do it on m-m-m-multiple occasions...
PE: H-he and Z-zelda keep getting r-r-reincarnated...A-along w-w-with this b-bad guy named G-ganondorf...
PE ...And t-they s-sort of k-keep r-r-repeating the process o-over and over...
PE: M-mostly because G-g-ganondorf won't s-s-stop...
PE: He's n-n-not v-v-very n-n-nice.
PE: ...Exceptyoudidn'twanttoknowanyofthatI'msorry. ;-;
PE: A-a-anyways...Um...Questions...
PE: W-what is a S-seer exactly?
PE: C-c-c-c-c-caegar said she was a S-seer...But she w-wouldn't tell me w-w-what that w-was...
PE: A-and w-what do you mean by w-w-watch the t-timelines...?
PE: H-how do I do that...? W-w-why do I do t-that...?
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Post by anguis on Apr 20, 2012 22:34:29 GMT -6
NA: That actually doess not ssound that sshitty.
NA: I think I'll have to look into thiss on your human internet.
NA: Yeah whatever it'ss fine.
NA: You can pretty much ssay whatever the fuck you want becausse I'm not allowed to bitch out sso.
NA: Go wild.
NA: Ugh Caegar iss a usselessss conniving bitch.
NA: Don't lissten to anything sshe ssayss.
NA: A Sseer.
NA: Okay I'm going to go out on a limb and assssume that a you've played RPGss and b human RPGss are like troll RPGss.
NA: A Sseer iss a passssive support classss.
NA: Bassically ass a Sseer you either know or will know everything there iss to know about your asspect.
NA: And it'ss your job to help everyone elsse in your ssessssion out by ssupplying them with thiss information.
NA: Ssince you're a Sseer of Time I can only assssume that you're going to be keeping people from sshooting off into doomed timeliness and fucking sshit up.
NA: I can't even begin to explain the timeliness.
NA: I don't know much about them mysself sso.
NA: Bassically if ssomeone fuckss up too much it ssendss everyone into a doomed timeline, where everyone iss dead.
NA: The Alpha timeline goess off in a different direction.
NA: It'ss confussing ass fuck but you'll get it eventually.
NA: I don't know how.
NA: When you get farther up your echeladder you'll get more powerss and sshit related to your Role though.
NA: And why?
NA: I don't know that either.
NA: It'ss jusst the Role the Game picked out for you.
NA: You don't get a ssay in the matter. |
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