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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 20:55:07 GMT -6
-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] at 23:00 --
NA: I'm going to assssume that you've already gotten a lot of sshit from the other trollss and sspare the you the lecture.
NA: Look at how nice I'm being.
NA: Gogdamn I'm a fucking ssaint.
NA: Anyway.
NA: Other than that little fuck-up.
NA: Your ssessssion'ss doing alright sso far. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 21:00:51 GMT -6
ZA: I appreciate it.
ZA: I'm being harassed by your friends.
ZA: Along with the White Queen and Black King.
ZA: The White Queen, bless her heart, is being really understanding about this.
ZA: The White Queen said that the imps are getting powered up from this.
ZA: So does that mean that everyone in our session is going to be fighting Metal Gears for regular enemies?
ZA: Oh, right.
ZA: Metal Gears are... well, what was prototyped.
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 21:17:59 GMT -6
NA: I figured.
NA: I kind of vaguely remember people throwing bitch fitss about robotss and frogss a while back.
NA: I guessss thiss iss why.
NA: The White Queen and the Black King?
NA: Huh.
NA: I guessss BK iss throwing a bitch fit too.
NA: Derssitess don't like frogss.
NA: The White Queen iss a usselessss narcissssisst.
NA: Sshe'ss ssweet about it but sshe'ss pretty sstupid all the ssame.
NA: And yeah that'ss the bassic idea.
NA: All of the protoptypingss mix to make a clussterfuck of different impss that you'll all have to fight.
NA: If you prototype with ssilly sshit though.
NA: It'll weaken WK and WQ but alsso BK and BQ and the impss.
NA: The Prosspitian monarchy is usselessss ass fuck sso jusst worry about sstaying alive for now. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 21:22:44 GMT -6
ZA: Bitch fit is a gross understatement.
ZA: BK: ♚ Now, to reiterate: What did you just do?! The frog symbolism of the universe is outright blasphemous imagery, and you dare defile the royal countenance with such heresy? I have ceased my consideration of boiling out your insides to feed to starving Prospitan slaves, as I feel that death will be too swift, and relatively painfree. I consider, as an alternative, ripping off each of your limbs, cauterizing them, searing out your eyes, and allowing you to live out the rest of your existence as a gross mockery of your former self. Yes, that seems much more appropriate, don't you agree?
ZA: BK: ♚ I raise no issue with this ribbit.
BK: ♚ ...
BK: ♚ Pardon me, but what even is this?! I am uttering blasphemous sounds now? This is your fault Player.
ZA: Yeah, he's not happy.
ZA: And great.
ZA: All my friends are going to be fighting Metal Gears as common enemies.
ZA: Don't get me wrong.
ZA: I can easily handle this.
ZA: I'm moving along with the whole thing as I'm talking to everyone.
ZA: Flash stepping and multitasking.
ZA: Beautiful.
ZA: I still don't see how the White Queen is a narcissist though.
ZA: She was always so nice to me.
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 21:35:19 GMT -6
NA: Pfft.
NA: That fuckin' carapace iss hilariouss.
NA: Anyway.
NA: Jusst be careful about what people prototype further down the timeline.
NA: They sstack up and can either make a joke out of the whole thing or make it ridiculoussly hard.
NA: On the pluss sside.
NA: Prototyping powerful sshit means you go risse up your echeladder fasster and you might even be able to hit God Tier.
NA: But ssome of your friendss might die.
NA: I mean there'ss alwayss the ressurrection route but you have to make ssure their dream sselvess are sstill around.
NA: Oh jeguss.
NA: WQ iss.
NA: To put it ssimply.
NA: When I woke up on Prosspit I found her redecorating all of the towerss and dessigning uniform after uniform for the Prosspitian army.
NA: Sshe iss nice yeah.
NA: But sshe'ss alsso batsshit inssane. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 21:39:49 GMT -6
ZA: Yeah.
ZA: Yeah I can see the crazy part.
ZA: But really, I can overlook that.
ZA: It's not fair not to.
ZA: Was she at least pleasant to you?
ZA: And well, I don't think I can control what's prototyped.
ZA: I guess all I can do is hope nothing worse than a Metal Gear comes around.
ZA: Though I would like to think.
ZA: That because of the Metal Gear.
ZA: Leveling up should come quickly.
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 21:55:47 GMT -6
NA: Huh.
NA: I kinda thought you'd be annoyed with sshenaniganss like that.
NA: Thiss iss an interessting development.
NA: I'll have to keep thiss in mind.
NA: Yeah sshe wass alwayss ridiculoussly kind.
NA: It wass kind of weird actually.
NA: Yeah if thiss Metal Gear iss that sstrong then you all sshould be able to level up really fasst.
NA: Of coursse I'm assssuming that you're not going to be all derp derp I'm ssuch a hero derp and go in and nuke all thesse motherfuckerss.
NA: Sserioussly don't do that. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 21:58:30 GMT -6
ZA: It is pretty powerful.
ZA: The thing is.
ZA: Your friends are giving me so much grief.
ZA: That was a prototype.
ZA: Not even finished.
ZA: And I'll be honest.
ZA: I can't think of any conceivable weaknesses for it.
ZA: Other than break it dead.
ZA: I designed it to be a doom machine.
ZA: Also.
ZA: Why not destroy them?
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 22:07:50 GMT -6
NA: Yeah well my 'friendss' are moronss sso.
NA: It'ss the ssecond overall prototype and the firsst one wass ssome kind of red floppy sstick thing.
NA: Sso I think your robot frog might not be that big of a deal.
NA: If break it dead iss the only way to beat it then obvioussly you jusst break it dead.
NA: Bessidess it'ss not like the impss are going to be exactly like the thing.
NA: They'll jusst have ssome of itss attributess.
NA: Okay you're gonna have to murder them all but.
NA: Not necessssarily you sspecifically.
NA: Thiss sshit'ss about teamwork really.
NA: Everyone'ss gotta be on the fuckin' up and up.
NA: Sso give the other playerss a chance to break ssome robofrogss dead.
NA: You can't ssave everyone and trying to will only get you killed.
NA: Gogdamn you're going to make an awful God Tier. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 22:12:14 GMT -6
ZA: So let others have some of the glory.
ZA: And I wasn't the first to prototype.
ZA: Weird.
ZA: Well anyway.
ZA: Would teamwork really matter if as a God Tier I can just kill everything?
ZA: And I think Culling Drone Alexander Human disagrees with your statement.
ZA: About the quality of my God Tier.
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 22:18:05 GMT -6
NA: Yeah pretty much.
NA: They have to level up too or elsse everyone getss sscrewed.
NA: Becausse even ass a God Tier Prince of Sspace you can't take on BK by yoursself.
NA: And you can't go around killing everything ass a God Tier becausse.
NA: Well one other people have to do thingss.
NA: And two.
NA: I'm pretty ssure that nuking everything for the ssake of your friendss qualifiess ass heroic.
NA: Sso if you die while nuking thingss.
NA: You sstay dead. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 22:21:38 GMT -6
ZA: Wait wait wait.
ZA: What's this about heroic?
ZA: And staying dead?
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 22:38:21 GMT -6
NA: Gogdamnit I keep forgetting you don't know jack sshit.
NA: When you reach God Tier you're literally a God of your asspect.
NA: Sso you're immortal in a way.
NA: The only way you can die and sstay dead iss if your fall is lauded ass heroic or jusst.
NA: Sso bassically.
NA: If you die ssaving bitchess or if you die corrupt then you sstay dead.
NA: If not then you come back after a while.
NA: Except with your derp I'm gonna do everything by mysself sschtick going on.
NA: You'd be permadead in minutess.
NA: Really Alex.
NA: Being lame'ss not sso bad when dying a hero iss what getss you killed.
NA: And don't think I missssed that Culling Drone thing you asssshole.
NA: I wass jusst ignoring it except now it'ss bringing up awful memoriess.
NA: I cried for two hourss you assssmunch.
NA: Two hourss. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 22:45:00 GMT -6
ZA: So if I'm a hero, I stay dead.
ZA: If I'm a bastard, I stay dead.
ZA: Well, I think I know how to turn this around.
ZA: I need to develop a fetish for dying.
ZA: Like, when I die.
ZA: That doesn't really sound heroic as I get off on it.
ZA: And I don't intend to become a bastard.
ZA: So, would that circumvent it?
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Post by anguis on Apr 19, 2012 22:53:19 GMT -6
NA: You're a ssick fuck you know that.
NA: A fetissh for dying.
NA: Sserioussly.
NA: I don't even know if that would work.
NA: I mean if you end up ssaving bitchess but you go into the fight becausse you want to die.
NA: I guessss the motive iss what'ss important but I think if you're being a fucker for good reassonss you sstill sstay dead.
NA: Sso unlessss you wanna experiment with dying countlessss horrible deathss I ssuggesst you keep your herohandss to yoursself.
NA: Oh gog why can't I sstop thinking about thiss now.
NA: Sserioussly jusst hundredss of dead Alexanderss popping up in my abussed think pan.
NA: Have I mentioned that you're an assssmunch? |
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