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Post by anguis on Apr 20, 2012 22:08:48 GMT -6
NA: You are the mosst unromantic douche I've ever talked to.
NA: Ssweet jeguss.
NA: You're flusshed for her becausse sshe'ss not a huge bitch to you.
NA: Undersstandable I guessss.
NA: But gogdamn.
NA: Way to rain on my parade.
NA: I'll work with what I can get I ssupposse.
NA: I--
NA: Oh.
NA: Well.
NA: If I didn't know better I'd ssay.
NA: Ha.
NA: Oh gog you poor basstard.
NA: Excusse me I'm laughing my assss off right now.
NA: The Black King sserioussly jusst fucking hit on you.
NA: If that'ss not a requesst for a blackrom then I don't know what the fuck iss.
NA: Pffft.
NA: Have fun with that.
NA: In my ssessssion the Black King wass.
NA: Sso.
NA: Very.
NA: Large. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 22:20:15 GMT -6
ZA: How is that unromantic?
ZA: People like Caegar are fairly regular attitude wise.
ZA: For me to deal with.
ZA: It's pretty rare I DON'T get someone like Caegar.
ZA: Seriously. I think you're hoping for a bit much.
ZA: But, I guess I'll say something romantic if it makes you feel better?
ZA: "Did my heart love till now?"
ZA: "Forswear it, sight!"
ZA: "For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night."
ZA: That better?
ZA: And uh.
ZA: So he's serious.
ZA: Creepy.
ZA: Oh.
ZA: Hold on.
ZA: Someone else is badgering me too.
A couple seconds pass
ZA: Oh.
ZA: It's the Black Queen.
ZA: BQ: ♛ You underestimate me. I do not require this ring. When and if we meet, I will kill you without it. Your blood will stain my floor, Prince of Space.
BQ: ♛ You will what?
BQ: ♛ Oh! Oh how, dare you!
BQ: ♛ How dare you make a joke about that! You disgust me, you wretched child! My skin crawls at the very thought. Wretch!
BQ: ♛ If you do that, I will kill you all the more slowly!
ZA: Should I take that as a blackrom request too?
ZA: Anyway, moving back to this whole flushed thing, if you would.
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Post by anguis on Apr 22, 2012 23:19:47 GMT -6
NA: That iss much better.
NA: I musst look in to your human literature.
NA: I have high hopess for your romance novelss.
NA: There'ss one that I've found on the human internet called Twilight.
NA: Iss it any good?
NA: Oh.
NA: I think that'ss more of an actual I-want-to-sslaughter-you hate.
NA: And.
NA: Well thiss ssuckss.
NA: The monarchy can really fuck sshit up sso.
NA: If you want.
NA: I can keep external viewerss from sseeing you on whatever the hell they're looking at you through.
NA: Sso uss trollss wouldn't be able to ssee you on our viewportss.
NA: And the monarchy won't be able to watch you or messss with you pssychically.
NA: Ssomething to think about.
NA: The flusshed thing.
NA: You're going to be Page'ss sserver player right. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 22, 2012 23:44:02 GMT -6
ZA: How is it trouble?
ZA: I mean, if the Black King is anything to go by.
ZA: The monarchy just sort of sits around.
ZA: Waiting for you to come kill them.
ZA: And if I'm reading the Black Queen right.
ZA: She quit.
ZA: She took off her ring.
ZA: Erg.
ZA: Twilight.
ZA: I'll put it this way.
ZA: It's... really divisive here on Earth.
ZA: It's intended as one of those things.
ZA: Where you insert yourself into the role of the protagonist.
ZA: Even though the canon definition of her.
ZA: Is a dead ringer for the author.
ZA: Who even outright told her Matesprit.
ZA: That if one of her characters ever showed up.
ZA: She would walk right out the door.
ZA: i1204.photobucket.com/albums/bb419/twimum/edward_cullen.jpg
ZA: That's the guy you're paired up with.
ZA: Make of it what you will.
ZA: And what's this about psychics from the Monarchy?
ZA: And yes, I do intend to be her Server.
ZA: Why do you ask? |
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Post by anguis on Apr 23, 2012 0:03:54 GMT -6
NA: I jusst have a bad feeling about thiss.
NA: Both of the Derssian monarchss are on your assss.
NA: Half the trollss are on your assss.
NA: Ssome of uss have pssychic sshenaniganss too.
NA: The monarchy have thiss thing where they can get into your head.
NA: I think it'ss the monarchy anyway.
NA: But bassically everyone who playss thiss game ssometimess hass thiss little voice in their head telling them to do thingss.
NA: I put ssome time into figuring it out and eventually I came up with the monarchy having ssome weird kind of pssychic sshit.
NA: I mean I could be wrong but it'ss not that far-fetched.
NA: I think.
NA: That I will look more into thiss Twilight.
NA: It intriguess me.
NA: That human esspecially intriguess me.
NA: Ah yess Page.
NA: Being her sserver providess an oppurtunity to get a look at her hive and how sshe livess and prepare yoursself for the Moment.
NA: You cannot fuck up the Moment.
NA: You only get one.
NA: Oh right.
NA: Do you want me to protect you from the pssychic sshit or not? |
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Post by alexander on Apr 23, 2012 0:19:24 GMT -6
ZA: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were concerned for my well being.
ZA: Unlike every other troll.
ZA: Anyway.
ZA: The viewports.
ZA: Can I still talk to you?
ZA: Or will this void all communication?
ZA: Because while it sounds nice, I'd rather not pay that for a price.
ZA: I can tweak my mind to block that stuff out via the Mind of Steel.
ZA: Not even Caegar's fear thing could work if I just flip a certain switch.
ZA: And well... I had an idea for making a move.
ZA: Granted, if you're an expert on this, then I suppose I should consult you.
ZA: I have a way to Derse.
ZA: The idea is to simply go to Derse, wake her up and try there.
ZA: It's not impossible for me to wake someone up.
ZA: I woke up Venn.
ZA: Granted, I wanted to put that off.
ZA: Unfortunately, Caegar forced my hand.
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Post by anguis on Apr 23, 2012 1:42:23 GMT -6
NA: Well you do know better sso.
NA: It'ss jusst a force of habit.
NA: I sspent my entire ssessssion trying to do sshit whenever it needed doing sso.
NA: Sshit needss doing now and I don't mind doing it.
NA: Yeah you can sstill talk to uss and we can sstill troll you.
NA: We jusst won't be able to ssee you anymore.
NA: That alsso might cut back on the bitching about how you're fucking sshit up if they can't ssee what you're doing.
NA: ... That.
NA: Iss not a bad idea.
NA: Except for the part where it'ss an awful fucking idea.
NA: You do realize that you'd sstand out on Dersse like a fucking nookssucker at a bulgelicking convention?
NA: All kindss of sshit would go down if you went over there.
NA: Don't tell me you forgot that the Black King wantss to eat your fucking bone bulge and the Black Queen wantss to mount your head on a gogdamn pike.
NA: You know it'ss gloriouss momentss like thesse that really make me marvel at the human think pan and how completely fucking retarded it iss.
NA: Assssmunch.
NA: Are you fucking ssuicidal or ssomething?
NA: I really don't want to go through the 'you have every reasson to live' sspiel.
NA: That'ss a thing with you assssholess issn't it?b
NA: Fuck we jusst let the little fuckerss kill themsselvess.
NA: Iss that it?
NA: Are you a little fucker who wantss to kill himsself but can't do it himsself? |
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Post by alexander on Apr 23, 2012 1:53:28 GMT -6
ZA: ... You realize I can flashstep, right?
ZA: As in, obscenely well, right?
ZA: As in, I could do stop motion animation in real time, right?
ZA: I'm literally juggling several other conversations.
ZA: Along with moving along in the game.
ZA: At the exact same time.
ZA: Though I doubt it's much issue.
ZA: The Black King's head is so far up his ass he won't look.
ZA: And I doubt the Black Queen is that big of a threat without her ring.
ZA: Though this is assuming they even see me.
ZA: Plus, if I do have you blank my screen.
ZA: They can't even track me.
ZA: Not to mention I've got no intention for a leisurely cruise.
ZA: Although I am glad I could keep talking to you guys if you blank things.
ZA: I guess.
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Post by anguis on Apr 23, 2012 2:17:01 GMT -6
NA: Excusse me.
NA: I'll jusst be over here banging my head againsst the fucking wall.
NA: Bang bang bang.
NA: I'm sstarting to think that it might actually kill you to sstop being ssuch an arrogant little bitch.
NA: If you tried to pull your head out of your assss you'd jusst get sstuck becausse it'ss sso fucking big.
NA: I guessss you're jusst too fucking awessome to even conssider worrying about your mortal well-being.
NA: It only takess one fucking misstake for everything to go to total sshit.
NA: Why do I get sstuck with the huge asssswipess?
NA: Jeguss fuck.
NA: Sserioussly I am the only bitch in all of paradox sspace who thinkss of thiss sshit.
NA: What the actual fuck.
NA: Okay I need to sstop bitching before I sstart breaking sshit.
NA: What wass your plan after waking her up? |
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Post by alexander on Apr 23, 2012 10:08:37 GMT -6
ZA: Anguis.
ZA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ
ZA: This song, Anguis.
ZA: Do I need to bring out the Culling Drone again?
ZA: Do I need to kill Caegar.
ZA: Skin her.
ZA: Wear the skin in front of a camera.
ZA: And dance to this tune?
ZA: And not just any dance.
ZA: A sensual dance.
ZA: Imagine it, Anguis.
ZA: I am now planting the image in your head.
ZA: The image of a Culling Drone.
ZA: Wearing Caegar's skin.
ZA: Dancing to "Goodbye Horses."
ZA: In front of a camera.
ZA: Anyway.
ZA: Once I wake her up, the plan will fork.
ZA: Depending on what happens.
ZA: I'll either stay in her tower for a bit.
ZA: Then leave at the right time.
ZA: Or sneak around and start waking up the others.
ZA: Or just take Page and get back to Prospit immediately. |
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Post by anguis on Apr 23, 2012 18:09:41 GMT -6
NA: What iss thiss.
NA: Why am I crying.
NA: What iss it with you and making me cry you fucking douche bag.
NA: Sserioussly I sspent like two hourss cleaning my hussktop lasst time and now it'ss going to take even longer oh jeguss fuck.
NA: You get off on thiss don't you.
NA: Making ssix ssweep old girlss cry their eyess out in ssheer terror.
NA: You are loving every minute of thiss you ssick fuck.
NA: Yeah jusst change the fucking ssubject-- oh.
NA: That iss.
NA: I think.
NA: Gog how are you ssuch a douche and sso fucking.
NA: Ssweet.
NA: Fuck. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 23, 2012 18:20:40 GMT -6
ZA: Did you ever think.
ZA: That maybe you should get something to cry in if it's that bad?
ZA: Like a bucket or something?
ZA: Also.
ZA: How is this sweet exactly?
ZA: Furthermore, how am I a douche?
ZA: That is the idea though.
ZA: I'd like to get her to Prospit so she could enjoy herself.
ZA: But I know not to go around presenting myself to everyone.
ZA: So I'd just stay with her in her tower.
ZA: I don't mind.
ZA: And if I can, I'll wake everyone else.
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Post by anguis on Apr 23, 2012 18:49:02 GMT -6
NA: Oh.
NA: Oh jeguss fuck.
NA: You fucking ssick gogdamn perverted bulgessucker you really do get off on thiss.
NA: Sserioussly you have like no boundariess oh gog my face iss sserioussly on fucking fire right now.
NA: How the hell do you go from telling me about your planss to woo your human Page girl to talking.
NA: Bucketss.
NA: You dissgusst me.
NA: Definitely more douche than ssweet.
NA: Fuck I take back that comment altogether.
NA: You're jusst a giant nooklicker.
NA: It iss you.
NA: ... Fuck.
NA: What iss wrong with you.
NA: Sserioussly what the actual fuck.
NA: You really pity her don't you.
NA: Fuck.
NA: Thiss iss fucking heartwarming.
NA: Fuck I'm crying again.
NA: Fuck. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 23, 2012 18:55:19 GMT -6
ZA: I.
ZA: What.
ZA: I don't understand this.
ZA: Do you have some sort of vendetta against buckets?
ZA: Because I'm not getting how buckets are disgusting.
ZA: They're just buckets.
ZA: Cleaning appliances.
ZA: Sometimes things you put liquids into.
ZA: I fail to see how they relate to perversion.
ZA: And I'm still not getting how this is heartwarming.
ZA: I think it's just a nice time to tell her is all.
ZA: And so at least she isn't alone on Derse.
ZA: You know.
ZA: So she at least has someone to talk to.
ZA: But really, stop crying onto your computer.
ZA: If you refuse to cry into a bucket.
ZA: Cry onto the floor or something.
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