FURIOUS [Venn]

[alexander]

ZA: I could stop you if I wanted.
ZA: But anyway.
ZA: I can see that, yes.
ZA: Though I think some age gaps.
ZA: There might be some weirdness.
ZA: Though I guess the age gap isn't that crazy.
ZA: It's not like a XX year gap or something.

[venndiegram]

VC: pft, you couldn't br!ng yourself to do a th!ng
VC: NOT ONE TH!NG TO YOUR BEST BUD
VC: anyway well
VC: ! th!nk ! should PROBABLY KEEP THE OLD L!PS Z!PPERED ON THAT ONE
VC: suff!ce to say ! don't th!nk the age th!ng !s we!rd

[alexander]

ZA: Keep your lips sealed?
ZA: Why?
ZA: It's not like I don't know her age.
ZA: She's just a bit older than me.
ZA: I don't see how that's some big secret.

[venndiegram]

VC: oh you know me
VC: ALWAYS SO !NSUFFERABLY CRYPT!C
VC: WHO KNOWS W!TH THAT CRAZY K!D, VENN
VC: AM ! R!GHT?

[alexander]

ZA: Yes.
ZA: It is good to see that you have come to terms.
ZA: With the fact you are insane.
ZA: It's that insanity that makes you want to come here.
ZA: Deny the insanity.
ZA: I suppose I should talk to her about all this.
ZA: Make sure that we're all on the same page here.
ZA: And by all that you hold dear on this good earth.
ZA: Be very careful about who you talk to about this.
ZA: I don't want everyone else trying to make a move.
ZA: Now that they know that it is possible for a teenager to hook up with her.

[venndiegram]

VC: have ! ever ment!oned
VC: that you WORRY ENT!RELY TOO MUCH
VC: and no !'m not crazy
VC: ! JUST POSSESS
VC: AN !NQU!S!T!VE M!ND
VC: craz!ness would be try!ng to !gnore !t
VC: well honestly why shouldn't someone else make a move?
VC: !f !t's good for cory and good for that person then !t seems l!ke !t'd really be the best th!ng for everyone!

[alexander]

ZA: You just said you're insane.
ZA: You called yourself insane.
ZA: And Jesus...
ZA: God this is going to be so incredibly awkward for me.
ZA: I really have no clue what to say.
ZA: Congratulations.
ZA: I am speechless.
ZA: I am completely unable to articulate my thoughts.
ZA: In the typed form.
ZA: There is no witty comeback.
ZA: There is no pointing out logical fallacies.
ZA: There is nothing.
ZA: There is quiet.
ZA: Not even crickets.

[venndiegram]

VC: ! d!d not say ! am crazy, alex
VC: perhaps you need to calm down
VC: ch!ll out
VC: and relax
VC: ! UNDERSTAND YOU M!GHT BE
VC: JUST A TOUCH OVERWHELMED BY TH!S RAD!CAL NEW DEVELOPMENT
VC: just th!nk of !t as a STRENGTHEN!NG OF OUR FR!ENDSH!P
VC: and the cr!ckets w!ll return, ! assure you

[alexander]

ZA: I don't know.
ZA: The crickets are just that stunned.
ZA: And yes, this is a bit of a big development.
ZA: My best friend is snogging my sister.
ZA: Do you have any idea how incredibly strange that feels?

[venndiegram]

VC: haha not really!
VC: after all ! am ENT!RELY BEREFT OF S!BL!NGS
VC: so maybe ! lack a KEY !NS!GHT !NTO THE DYNAM!C
VC: WH!CH WOULD BETTER ENABLE ME TO UNDERSTAND YOUR CONSTERNAT!ON
VC: !'m sure you'll get over !t eventually, though
VC: after all, she's happy, r!ght?

[alexander]

ZA: Yes.
ZA: Yes I suppose she is.

[venndiegram]

VC: exactly!
VC: ! would th!nk, as SOMEONE WHO PRESUMABLY CARES ABOUT HER VERY MUCH
VC: that you would be !N FULL SUPPORT OF TH!S NEW OUTCOME

[alexander]

ZA: It's still ridiculously uncomfortable on my end.
ZA: Simply because I really don't want to hear about what you two do.
ZA: I mean, no.
ZA: That is just so weird I can't even describe it.

[venndiegram]

VC: well ! don't really get why that !s
VC: BUT ! SUPPOSE ! SHALL RESPECT YOUR W!SHES
VC: AND NOT !NFORM YOU OF SUCH TH!NGS
VC: but we're st!ll cool, right alex?

[alexander]

ZA: Yes, we are cool.
ZA: I wouldn't worry about that.
ZA: We are cooler than absolute zero.
ZA: We are so cool.
ZA: That water is no longer affected by gravity.
ZA: It is now floating.
ZA: Though I will still break your legs if you hurt her.