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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 22:41:09 GMT -6
-- zeusAmmon [ZA] began pestering vociferousCryptid [VC] at 04:10 --
ZA: Venn.
ZA: You are so dead.
ZA: When I see you.
ZA: You are so dead you don't even know.
ZA: I will break your legs so hard.
ZA: They will fossilize.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 22:42:01 GMT -6
VC: haha ! would be VERY !NTERESTED !N STUDY!NG SUCH A CRYPT!C PHENOMENON
VC: but ! really don't understand the
VC: SOURCE OF TH!S CONSTERNAT!ON
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 22:47:29 GMT -6
ZA: I heard from Cory.
ZA: No.
ZA: No.
ZA: Everyone moves in on my sister.
ZA: And then I hear she's polyamorous.
ZA: Hell.
ZA: No.
ZA: I won't break you guys up.
ZA: But by God I will break your legs.
ZA: I will shove you off a cliff and paralyze you.
ZA: And you will need robot legs.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 22:52:45 GMT -6
VC: oh !s THAT what th!s !s about?
VC: ! f!gured you would be happy!
VC: ! mean not to brag but she seemed pretty CONTENTED
VC: just ly!ng there
VC: on my chest
VC: /SUGGEST!VE SM!LE EYEBROW W!GGLE
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 22:58:20 GMT -6
ZA: I swear to God.
ZA: My next invention.
ZA: It will be something that allows me to stab you.
ZA: Through the internet.
ZA: Or the computer screen.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 23:00:24 GMT -6
VC: dude why would you do that!
VC: th!nk about how heartbroken your s!ster would be
VC: to f!nd out there has been a gr!evous !njury
VC: !nfl!cted on
VC: her boyfr!end
VC: /EYEBROW W!GGLE ALL UP !N TH!S JO!NT
VC: hrm although maybe ! am be!ng too qu!ck to CLASS!FY
VC: ! can do that somet!mes!
VC: debunk!ng weakness of m!ne
VC: but nah ! th!nk that's the most appropr!ate term!
VC: yep
VC: /EYEBROWS
VC: /SKY H!GH
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:09:04 GMT -6
ZA: HNNNNNRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 23:10:23 GMT -6
VC: ! st!ll don't see why you're so upset!
VC: ! mean she's a great g!rl
VC: she deserves to be happy
VC: AND ! TH!NK ! CAN MAKE HER HAPPY
VC: okay man maybe that's enough GOOD-NATURED FR!ENDLY R!BB!NG for now
VC: ! can feel you're about to burst a vessel!
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:13:01 GMT -6
ZA: Just...
ZA: Just don't go into detail.
ZA: And take good care of her.
ZA: As in.
ZA: I will hurt you if you hurt her.
ZA: What did she talk to you about, anyway?
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 23:17:25 GMT -6
VC: so qu!ck to resort to v!olence!
VC: NOT AT ALL L!KE YOUR S!STER
VC: /SUGGEST!VE SM!LE okay last one ! swear
VC: haha yeah !'ll do my best!
VC: ! AM !N A CONSTANT ENDEAVOUR TO BR!GHTEN UP HER DAY
VC: AND MAKE HER SM!LE
VC: 'cause she deserves !t!
VC: she's really n!ce, and honestly one of the coolest people !'ve ever met!
VC: we mostly just talked about be!ng fr!ends and stuff
VC: and THE !MPORTANCE THEREOF
VC: then she asked me !f ! was romant!cally !nterested !n people and we sort of made out for a b!t
VC: that was
VC: probably too much deta!l huh
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:30:06 GMT -6
ZA: I... I just worry about her.
ZA: I've heard her come home in tears before.
ZA: It's one of the most heart wrenching sounds I've ever heard.
ZA: To this day, I have no idea why she cries.
ZA: But I hate it.
ZA: Really, if I find out whoever is making her cry...
ZA: Anyway, yes, too much detail.
ZA: Just... keep it there.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 23:31:41 GMT -6
VC: well she l!kes a g!rl
VC: but ! do not bel!eve the feel!ngs are requ!ted, sadly =(
VC: wh!ch !s k!nda we!rd to me but ! guess ! have already revealed my thoughts on the matter of CORY'S ATTRACT!VENESS
VC: okay ! am really not try!ng to RUB !T !N ! swear
VC: anyway yeah she was k!nd of cry!ng when she v!s!ted me
VC: ! th!nk that's why she wanted to come over honestly!
VC: so ! showed her around my house and stuff and just tr!ed to cheer her up!
VC: we had a p!cn!c
VC: !t was n!ce
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:42:03 GMT -6
ZA: Who's the girl.
ZA: Tell me so I can go find her.
ZA: I would like to have a talk with her.
ZA: Yes.
ZA: A talk.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 19, 2012 23:46:17 GMT -6
VC: alex ! feel !t would be !rrespons!ble to prov!de !nformat!on that could lead to
VC: AN !LL-ADV!SED SHOWDOWN
VC: ! mean these are you s!ster's problems!
VC: and wh!le ! agree that part of !t !s unfortunate, ! don't th!nk that comm!tt!ng a V!OLENT ACT on her behalf !s necessar!ly what she would want
VC: or, object!vely, the course of behav!our most conduc!ve to cory's own growth!
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:51:00 GMT -6
ZA: Oh no no.
ZA: You misunderstand me.
ZA: I just want a friendly chat.
ZA: A nice friendly chat over tea and biscuits.
ZA: Ok I am a terrible liar.
ZA: By God if I find out who she is though...
ZA: Oh, and heads up.
ZA: If you make her cry.
ZA: I will seriously.
ZA: Legitimately.
ZA: Hurt you.
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