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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 19, 2012 22:41:33 GMT -6
-- posthumousParadigm [PP] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] at 018:00 --
PP: ahahaha i d0nt even think i have talked t0 y0u yet
PP: ßut f0r realz y0ur 0ther h00man friends are like ß0ring as hell
PP: and i am ß0red as hell n0w
PP: and the last 0ne i talked t0 didnt even kn0w aß0ut sgruß
PP: d0es y0ur race even kn0w what the fuck is aß0ut t0 dr0p
PP: and h0w y0ur entire race is g0ing t0 ße wiped 0ut save twelve peeps
PP: ßut real mcc0y shit is g0ing d0wn---> d0 y0u even kn0w whats up
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 22:54:50 GMT -6
ZA: VII.
ZA: And oh good.
ZA: I thought you were here to give me crap about Metal Gear.
ZA: Or how I screw everyone over.
ZA: And I have an idea.
ZA: Anguis and Prospit and all that.
ZA: Really, things are getting chaotic fast.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 19, 2012 22:59:47 GMT -6
PP: awh shit y0
PP: i c0uldnt care less aß0ut y0ur r0ß0t thing
PP: thats a hilari0us pr0t0typing
PP: ßut t0 ße h0nest i 0nly just tuned in
PP: and h0w the fuck d0 y0u kn0w anguis
PP: i mean g0g wh0 just gives their names 0ut t0 rand0m strangers 0n the weß?
PP: im ßaltyr ßy the way 
PP: ßut turn ar0und and y0u will still feel
PP: that the real is deep inside
PP: and m0therfucker things are 0nly getting started
PP: welc0me t0 the incipisphere ßr0s
PP: mang 0ne day y0u will have t0 take a shuttle t0 derse and realize h0w fucking ß0ss it is c0mpared t0 the city 0f g0ld
PP: pr0spit makes my eyes hurt
PP: and my n0se
PP: ßut anyways yeah if y0uve screwed every0ne 0ver already then damn
PP: tell me m0re h00man
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:02:14 GMT -6
ZA: You realize you just gave me your name, right?
ZA: And yeah, I figured it was stuff like that.
ZA: Really, this has been getting weird.
ZA: And... yeah.
ZA: I've.
ZA: I've seen Derse.
ZA: Let's leave it at that.
ZA: Anyway, I don't know myself.
ZA: It's just Caegar keeps saying I have.
ZA: And never explains why.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 19, 2012 23:09:12 GMT -6
PP: caegars a ß0ring fucking ßear y0
PP: she is all aß0ut all this murder shit ßut when it c0mes t0 it shes real pathetic
PP: all trying t0 meet the standards 0f her damn ancest0rs
PP: when 0ur entire race is extinct
PP: s0 its really stupid
PP: h0nestly she causes s0 many damn pr0ßlems f0r everyß0dy that i d0nt even pay attenti0n t0 her
PP: my am0unt 0f fucks given are equal t0 0r less than fucking zer0
PP: ßut i did try t0 help her and anguis and she was a ßitch aß0ut it
PP: ßut thats n0t what matters
PP: if y0u talk t0 anguis then y0u are at least s0mewhat interesting
PP: s0 y0u sh0uld give y0ur name t0 this alien stranger 0ver the weß
PP: ahahaahaaha
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:15:37 GMT -6
ZA: I don't see the point of giving you my name.
ZA: I know you know it.
ZA: I know about the viewports.
ZA: You are the seventh troll I've talked to.
ZA: How many are there?
ZA: Explain the ancestors also, if you would.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 19, 2012 23:23:10 GMT -6
PP: ahahahahaaa!
PP: ive f0und a clever 0ne
PP: that 0ne that i talked t0, venn 0r whatever--
PP: 0h my fucking jegus i didnt even kn0w
PP: he says were ßuds and im like uhh what the fuck is that
PP: needless t0 say he is irritatingly 0pt0mistic
PP: --->
PP: aside fr0m that there are twelve 0f us
PP: strangely en0ugh we are pretty spread-0ut 0ver the hem0spectrum
PP: ßut i am sure that is due t0 skaia and all its ßullshit meddling
PP: there is the l0west 0f the l0w t0 the highest
PP: and i w0uld have talked t0 y0u s00ner ßut t0 ße h0nest i really d0nt care
PP: every0ne else made a fuss aß0ut the aliens and i was like 'what did y0u expect?'
PP: we did win the game after all
PP: 0r---> i th0ught we did
PP: and 0ur ancest0rs?
PP: fuck d00d i d0nt even kn0w like if we have them
PP: ßut caegars all 0n aß0ut ßeing a d0uche ßecause her ßl00d is supp0sedly purer
PP: supp0sedly her religi0n 0r whatever it was f0unded ßy a pers0n if similar ßl00d c0l0r
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:27:42 GMT -6
ZA: Yeah. I've pissed off a few of the other trolls.
ZA: And just twelve?
ZA: Hm.
ZA: But I guess I'll take your silence on the ancestors for now.
ZA: If it really is Caegar who keeps blabbing on about it.
ZA: And I must be honest.
ZA: This blood thing you guys have?
ZA: It's really, really stupid.
ZA: Like your grey texted friend.
ZA: I know her color.
ZA: She wants it hidden, of course.
ZA: But I know it.
ZA: I really don't get why the fuss about blood.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 19, 2012 23:34:09 GMT -6
PP: h0ly shit i suddenly have this deepf0und attracti0n f0r y0u
PP: ahhahahaaahaa n0
PP: ßut yeah the ßl00d shit is ign0rant
PP: i s0metimes feel like me and ang are the 0nly 0nes wh0 fucking leave that shit ßehind
PP: ßasically 0ur species exists in a series 0f s0cial classes
PP: ßl00d fr0m rust-ßr0wn t0 fucking ßright purple
PP: and like the purple is the highest--->
PP: the emper0r is the 0nly 0ne wh0 can keep 0ur race alive ßy c0ntr0lling a seaßeast fr0m psychically killing 0ur asses
PP: s0 ßl00d is 0nly seri0us in like tw0 tw0 c0l0rs
PP: and the hem0spectrum is ßullshit
PP: ßut aß0ut that gray-texted friend
PP: ariaqi--> ße decent and d0nt menti0n it
PP: ßecause its n0t n0rmal f0r us
PP: y0u seem relatively intelligent s0 kn0w this-
PP: its kinda a seri0us deal thats her thing and 0nly hers
PP: the 0nly reas0n i kn0w is ßecause i can smell the c0l0r
PP: any 0ther questi0ns?
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 23:49:14 GMT -6
ZA: Yeah.
ZA: Why the hiding?
ZA: I really don't get it.
ZA: I mean, I kind of do.
ZA: But I really don't get why it would be such a big thing if it got out.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 20, 2012 0:10:30 GMT -6
PP: well uhhh
PP: 0nce again its n0t really my ßusiness
PP: ßut like i am curi0us as t0 h0w y0u knew anyways
PP: s0 like perhaps y0u can tell me this--->
PP: y0ur 0pini0ns 0f the tr0lls that have made the m0st impact
PP: and i will tell y0u why her ßl00d is s0 secretive
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 0:19:39 GMT -6
ZA: The general impression?
ZA: You're all a bunch of vague, unhelpful fucks for the most part.
ZA: Anguis defies this, so does Ariaqi and you to an extent.
ZA: The other guy, Space Cop guy is just gullible as shit.
ZA: The two magenta trolls seem fairly normal.
ZA: Even though the one that talks with the ph has some anger issues.
ZA: And Caegar.
ZA: I'm pretty sure Caegar is the really vocal minority.
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 20, 2012 0:36:19 GMT -6
PP: well, the thing aß0ut tr0lls is like the peeps are gr0wn hating
PP: caegar is a really g00d example
PP: l0wer-ßl00ded tr0lls tend t0 ße m0re chill
PP: ßut highßl00ds like me are pretty d0uchey
PP: i dunn0 if i am d0uchey ßut if i am i d0nt really mind
PP: apparently i have the right, as if n0t having it w0uld st0p me fr0m ßeing a dick
PP: ßut like m0st 0f the time i am decent
PP: and yeah, ßeing vague is pretty hilari0us
PP: ßut i never really t00k the game seri0usly i just killed shit with slaier
PP: and hung 0ut with anguis when i c0uld
PP: ariaqi is kinda a friend?
PP: we talk 0ften ßut have never met in pers0n ßef0re the mete0r
PP: and then i smelled her ßl00d--->
PP: aß0ut her ßl00d, it is n0t supp0sed t0 exist
PP: it fits in a gap ßetween the highest s0cial class and the l0west
PP: s0 she is a mutant
PP: ßut d0nt tell anyß0dy that and please d0nt 0ffend her
PP: shes pretty nice m0st 0f the time
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 0:42:55 GMT -6
ZA: I see.
ZA: Perhaps point out that not all mutation is bad?
ZA: When you think about it.
ZA: The theory of evolution relies on mutation.
ZA: Mutation to adapt.
ZA: When you see her.
ZA: Tell her that blood of hers.
ZA: May mean that she's the next step in trollkind.
ZA: Rather than an abomination.
ZA: Would you?
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Post by VEDANT ONETTE on Apr 21, 2012 23:50:12 GMT -6
PP: thats a damn fine p0ssißility
PP: ßut tr0lls have this hierarchy f0r a reas0n
PP: the emper0r, 0nly 0ne 0f his/her class can exist at 0ne time
PP: ßecause they keep a c0smic m0nstr0city fr0m killing us all
PP: its ßeen that way since the ßeginning
PP: a single tr0ll stepping up t0 m0irail the shit 0ut 0f glußglußdeathsquid
PP: and they can live underwater
PP: then the land dwellers are like indig0 ßl00d and under
PP: ßut since her ßl00d d0esnt n0rmally exist
PP: she w0uld n0rmally ße either left t0 die ßy her lusus 0r killed when she reached adulth00d
PP: s0... 
PP: i d0nt think that w0uld ße very chill and like im n0t sayin shit
PP: ßut i will tell her y0ur th0ughts if y0u d0nt get the chance t0
PP: real deal
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