SGRUB Troubleshooting [Trolls]

[aethal]

-- intermediateIntermediary [II] posted a memo at ??:?? --
CII: ... ... oK sO normallY i wouldn'T posT askinG foR helP
CII: buT i aM iN somethinG oF a savourY relisH
CII: sO i'vE beeN iN thiS worlD sincE goG knowS wheN anD it'S reallY depressinG
CII: anD i havE decideD tO claiM transportatioN froM somE dirtY aviaN smugglinG rinG i brokE uP
FII: OH JEGUS IT'S CRASHING AND BURNING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
CII: anD i waS wonderinG
CII: iF anyonE haS anY tipS
CII: oN hoW tO piloT a skY shiP
CII: oH i guesS otheR questionS gO herE aS welL
CII: iF you'rE havinG troublE theN posT a questioN i supposE

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[solarapothecary]

-- PAST solarApothecary [PSA] responded to memo 4748 MINUTES AGO --

PSA: mash your face int othe controls
PSA: as for me
PSA: i think the volcaons going to erupt
PSA: its getting really hot in the caves
PSA: i am trying n ot to flip the fuck out here guys
PSA: somebody tell anguis
PSA: can't reach her
PSA: oh jegus i think i smell sulfer
PSA: brb panicking

[slayer]

-- PAST scorpiusImperial[PSI] responded to memo 5000 MINUTES AGO --
PSI: Did you try beating it until it obeyed you?
PSI: On a completely unrelated note;
PSI: If one were a scythe wielding troll
PSI: And one happened to come across a large beast of some sort
PSI: Only to later find out that said beast is made of stone or some shit
PSI: How would one go about killing such a sting?
PSI: Assume that this troll is now unarmed after stupidly getting his weapon stuck in the beast's face.
PSI: I'd appreciate a speedy answer.
PSI: Time is sort of a factor.

[anguis]

-- PAST neuroticAnapsida [NA] responded to memo 4745 minutes ago --

NA: Fuck Adoniss what.
NA: What'ss happening oh gog.
NA: Jusst get out of there okay.
NA: I'll help you ass ssoon ass I oh fuck me with a white hot iron.
NA: I sswear to gog thesse sshitty fucking howlbeasstss are getting on my lasst nervess.
NA: SSI jusst run the fuck away.
NA: You'll kill your sscythe on ssomething like that.
NA: I mean I could probably fix it but.
NA: I'm a bit fucking preoccupied at the moment.

[aethal]

CII: woW absolutelY nonE oF yoU arE anY helP
CII: slaieR iF yoU wanT tO KILL somethinG madE oF rocK yoU havE tO knocK iT intO lavA oR somE shiT
CII: thiS iS likE monsterslayinG 1 0 fuckinG 1
CII: holD oN i goT thiS thinG airbornE

CII: anywaY wherE waS i
CII: anguiS iF mY lusuS haS taughT mE anythinG
CII: whicH iT haS
CII: it'S thaT howlbeastS tracK yoU viA scenT
CII: sO thE answeR iS tO stinK yourselF uP
CII: bonuS pointS iF yoU smelL likE theM
CII: hanG oN
CII: shiT something'S burninG
CII: i'll bE bacK iN a seC

-- intermediateIntermediary [II] ceased posting in a memo 1 minute ago --

-- intermediateIntermediary [II] posted in a memo 0 minute ago --
CII: OKAY HOW DO I PUT OUT AN ENGINE FIRE
CII: GUYS
CII: SHIT

-- intermediateIntermediary [II] posted in a memo 15 minutes ago --
PII: ... ... oK sO normallY i wouldn'T posT askinG foR helP
PII: buT i aM iN somethinG oF a savourY relisH
PII: sO i'vE beeN iN thiS worlD sincE goG knowS wheN anD it'S reallY depressinG
PII: anD i havE decideD tO claiM transportatioN froM somE dirtY aviaN smugglinG rinG i brokE uP
CII: OH JEGUS IT'S CRASHING AND BURNING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
PII: anD i waS wonderinG
PII: iF anyonE haS anY tipS
PII: oN hoW tO piloT a skY shiP
PII: oH i guesS otheR questionS gO herE aS welL
PII: iF you'rE havinG troublE theN posT a questioN i supposE
CII: oH goG DAMN iT.

-- intermediateIntermediary [II] ceased posting in a memo 0 minutes ago --

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[slayer]

-- CURRENT scorpiusImperial[CSI] responded to memo 0 MINUTES AGO --
CSI: So, I ended up running away.
CSI: But then I realized I had to go back and get my ONLY FUCKING WEAPON.
CSI: One good sting came out of this.
CSI: My new KICKASS ROCK MONSTER FANG SCYTHE.
CSI: Anyway, Aethal, just jump out or some shit.
CSI: Can't you get anywhere on your own fucking feet, man?

-- FUTURE scorpiusImperial[FSI] responded to memo 3000 MINUTES FROM NOW --
FSI: Don't use the rock scythe.
FSI: You have no idea how hard that shit is going to break on you.
FSI: And it is HEAVY.
FSI: Just hold out for the laser scythe.
FSI: Shit is amazing.
FSI: Unrelated; Aethal, remain calm and look for the source of the fire.
FSI: Immediately remove any obstructions to your power source.
FSI: My recommendation is to attempt landing somewhere soft, where damage to your person will be dampened.
FSI: I repeat, remain calm.

CSI: What he said.

-- FUTURE scorpiusImperial[FSI] stopped responding to memo FUCKING EVENTUALLY --