frogs [alex]

[blackqueen]

-- bellicoseQuerist [BQ] began pestering zeusAmmon [ZA] at sometime --

BQ: ♛ Wretched child, you have done something foolish and stupid today.
BQ: ♛ Have you any idea what you have done, Prince of Space? Have you any idea at all, you miserable boy?
BQ: ♛ You pathetic insolent peon.
BQ: ♛ You think yourself clever, do you? No matter. Hope to yourself we do not meet for a long, long time, Prince of Space.

[alexander]

ZA: Oh God another one.
ZA: Look.
ZA: Trolls have been bothering me.
ZA: The White Queen's been bothering me.
ZA: And the Black King I think is aiming for a blackrom with me.
ZA: So I really have only one question to ask.
ZA: Who's this douche bag?

[blackqueen]

BQ: ♛ I see you were not raised with manners, Prince of Space.
BQ: ♛ Befitting of one who would prototype such a vile thing.
BQ: ♛ Can you truly not guess who I am, fool?
BQ: ♛ I would have thought better of you but clearly, I was mistaken. You are an even bigger idiot than I thought.
BQ: ♛ There are no words to describe the sheer level of stupidity you're showing.
BQ: ♛ Sooner or later, you might fall over frothing at the mouth, unable to deal with how much of an imbecile you are. No single boy should be capable of containing this much ineptitude.

[alexander]

ZA: Oh.
ZA: Prototyping.
ZA: Frog hate.
ZA: BQ.
ZA: Right.
ZA: Black Queen.
ZA: And look, I've heard this so many times.
ZA: Tell me something new.
ZA: And I am pleasant to talk to.
ZA: Just when the other person is not a complete ass.
ZA: Seriously, that Dersite I met on Prospit was nicer than you.
ZA: And look, your hatred for frogs is irrational.
ZA: Though you at least seem able to control the ribbits.
ZA: The Black King can't.
ZA: And I'll tell you what I told him.
ZA: If you really hate the frog so much.
ZA: Get rid of your damn scepter.
ZA: No wait, Queen.
ZA: So ring.
ZA: I mean, I'm trying to be nice here.
ZA: I even offered the Black King.
ZA: That when I bred the frogs.
ZA: That I would name one Black King Jr.
ZA: And one Black Queen the Second.
ZA: Is that agreeable?

[blackqueen]

BQ: ♛ Oh! Look! Something functions in that broken head of yours after all!
BQ: ♛ It barely makes you less of an imbecile, but it's a start, I suppose.
BQ: ♛ Oh you fool, you would love that wouldn't you? For me to be without my ring?
BQ: ♛ You underestimate me. I do not require this ring. When and if we meet, I will kill you without it. Your blood will stain my floor, Prince of Space.
BQ: ♛ You will what?
BQ: ♛ Oh! Oh how, dare you!
BQ: ♛ How dare you make a joke about that! You disgust me, you wretched child! My skin crawls at the very thought. Wretch!
BQ: ♛ If you do that, I will kill you all the more slowly!
BQ: ♛ You understand nothing about Dersite culture, Prince of Space, and what that monstrosity means to us. We would gladly see it torn limb from limb, as you yourself might one day be.

[alexander]

ZA: No shit?
ZA: I'm a Prospit Dreamer.
ZA: Of course I'm going to be lacking on Dersite culture.
ZA: I don't fucking live on Derse.
ZA: And if you're so sure you don't need it.
ZA: Take off the damn ring.
ZA: I really don't care if you wear it or not.
ZA: And yes.
ZA: Those will likely be the names of the frogs.
ZA: As I told the Black King.
ZA: I'd even buy a nice little tank.
ZA: With lily pads and water.
ZA: Name the tank Derse.
ZA: Have the two frogs.
ZA: Eventually get tadpoles.
ZA: It's adorable.

[blackqueen]

BQ: ♛ Idiot. I'll be kind and give you advice. When you want to understand your enemy, you learn everything about them. You learn everything about them so that you might crush them at their weakest spots. It is foolish to not learn of Dersite culture. Even I understand the Prospit culture. Your ignorance is appalling, Prince of Space.
BQ: ♛ As for your assumptions, I am not wearing the ring. Why would I want to wear this awful, disgusting thing? Horrible!
BQ: ♛ Ugh, just stop talking you awful boy!
BQ: ♛ I'm ready to wretch!
BQ: ♛ You have made a dangerous enemy today, Prince of Space! I am capable of many a terrifying thing. My King is no more than a little boy with a stick compared to me.
BQ: ♛ I will crush you and everything around you and you will have no one to blame but yourself and your own ignorance and arrogance.
BQ: ♛ As you are now, you are weak. Have you thought about that? How weak you are at this moment?

[alexander]

ZA: No you won't.
ZA: Apparently.
ZA: You guys don't hunt players down.
ZA: That is why I don't worry about my weakness.
ZA: You're incapable of original thoughts.
ZA: You're both going to sit there.
ZA: Wait for us to get superpowered.
ZA: While you let your soldiers get killed.
ZA: Then we come.
ZA: And kill you.
ZA: That is how this goes.
ZA: Honestly.
ZA: Maybe I'd be worried if you were to directly come for me.
ZA: Maybe.
ZA: But let's face it.
ZA: We both know you won't.
ZA: The King absolutely refused to.
ZA: Why would you?

[blackqueen]

BQ: ♛ You're an arrogant boy, aren't you?
BQ: ♛ Let's presume I cannot kill you, Prince of Space. I, myself, may be unable to, but I have all the means of ordering others to. Your arrogance is laughable and will be your downfall.
BQ: ♛ No, boy, at the moment, I am not going to come for you despite the great offense you've inflicted onto me. It doesn't mean I won't or that I can't, but I'm going to wait and let things play out.
BQ: ♛ Who knows? Perhaps I've even seen your death.
BQ: ♛ You had better get strong soon, Prince of Space. There are many more dangerous things awaiting you and your teammates in the future. Things you can't possibly hope to be aware of.
BQ: ♛ I'll give you another word of advice or maybe even a piece of praise - you haven't a clue the power you're capable of.
BQ: ♛ You've ceased with your wretched insults and I can see that you are, despite your vulgarity, a very entertaining pawn.
BQ: ♛ Tell me about yourself. Not just what you like, though. I haven't time for those trivialities.
BQ: ♛ Why do you fight, Prince of Space?

[alexander]

ZA: You can see into the future.
ZA: Oh wow.
ZA: Exciting.
ZA: Like I haven't encountered anyone else who could do that.
ZA: I've been told some much crap that you foreseeing my death.
ZA: Is nothing.
ZA: Absolutely nothing.
ZA: And I am aware, or at least have a general idea.
ZA: Destroy the universe in one fell swoop.
ZA: I could erase someone from existence by just looking at them.
ZA: At least that's what I've been told.
ZA: Why do I fight?
ZA: I fight for the men I've held in my arms, dying on foreign soil!
ZA: I fight for their wives and children, whose names I heard whispered in their last breath...
ZA: I fight so that all the fighting I've already done hasn't been for nothing!
ZA: I fight... because I must.
ZA: That last one is actually true.
ZA: I fight to keep those close to me safe.
ZA: I fight because I must.
ZA: And yes, I know where this is going.
ZA: You're going to point out some danger to my friends.
ZA: And threaten them.
ZA: And then I'm supposed to deny it.
ZA: While you cackle evilly.
ZA: "KYA HAA HAA HAA" you'll cry.

[blackqueen]

BQ: ♛ ...
BQ: ♛ If I had thought for a moment you were serious, I might have considered shedding a single tear at the meaning of your words.
BQ: ♛ Your real reason, however, has my approval. There are few reasons greater than it.
BQ: ♛ No, actually, I was not going to threaten your friends. I have no interest in them for the time being. They aren't the ones who have done unspeakable horrors. Not yet. I have no reason to threaten them but your arrogance and assumptions that I was going to are amusing.
BQ: ♛ Now, what do you hope to accomplish, Prince of Space?

[alexander]

ZA: My goal?
ZA: I'm afraid I can't disclose that to you.
ZA: It contains extremely sensitive information.
ZA: Not relevant to the Prospit versus Derse conflict mind you.
ZA: That much is for certain.
ZA: It's something a bit more meta than that.
ZA: It's... difficult to explain.
ZA: I probably know far more than I should.
ZA: All I can just ask is that you just trust me on this.
ZA: Yes, I am aware of how odd it is.
ZA: For the player that's supposed to eventually kill you.
ZA: To ask you to trust him on something.
ZA: Although I'll be honest.
ZA: It really doesn't matter if you do or not.
ZA: It doesn't change things.
ZA: Oh, and uh.
ZA: Do you think you could get the Black King to back off me for a bit?
ZA: I'm not really fearful of my life, it's just well...
ZA: I'm pretty sure he has a hate boner for me right now.
ZA: And the thought of it is real creepy.

[blackqueen]

BQ: ♛ I see.
BQ: ♛ I will respect you and your wishes to not explain your goal and I will even go so far as to trust you on whatever it is. If you are unwilling to disclose it, it is either a very worthwhile goal or an incredibly stupid one. I'll put my faith in you that it is the former.
BQ: ♛ You are mistaken, though. You will not be the one to kill me.
BQ: ♛ Pardon me?
BQ: ♛ What gives you this absurd idea? Whatever makes you think you are appealing to my King?

[alexander]

ZA: Thanks.
ZA: You know, when you're not fuming over a frog.
ZA: You're actually fairly nice.
ZA: Anyway, as for the Black King.
ZA: He uh.
ZA: Yeah.
ZA: I think I'll just grab it from the other window.
ZA: Let you see for yourself.
ZA: BK: ♚ Honored Player, I am going to find you, crack your head like a coconut and take out just enough of your brain to keep you relatively functioning. Then, I will tie you to strings, and have my pawns make you dance. Ribbit. When the army of Prospit falls.
BK: ♚ It's a date, Space Player. ♚

ZA: So if you could get him to stop with the hate date.
ZA: I would appreciate it.
ZA: I'm fine with him trying to kill me.
ZA: It's just.
ZA: Yeah.