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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 20, 2012 16:22:31 GMT -6
-- solarApothecary [SA] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] at ??:?? --
SA: Hello?
SA: 你好吗
SA: Привет?
SA: Αυτός ο μεταφραστείς λειτουργεί καλά;
SA: Oh gog I don't know what I'm doing.
SA: ¿Te gusta la repostería?
SA: Quis lingua operor vos narro?
SA: Ma olen oma Jumal.
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 16:28:06 GMT -6
ZA: VIII.
ZA: And.
ZA: Wait.
ZA: What.
ZA: Uh.
ZA: Hold on, uh.
ZA: What.
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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 20, 2012 16:37:12 GMT -6
SA: Oh. Wonderful. You can understand me.
SA: Well, I suppose I should have figured so, our rock being all abuzz about mutant aliens.
SA: Now I can do away with these translators.
SA: So yes. I see you've been very busy in a very short time.
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 16:38:43 GMT -6
ZA: Extremely.
ZA: So what's the occasion for this contact?
ZA: And your rock?
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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 20, 2012 16:51:18 GMT -6
SA: I've been told to check out what's been going on while I was in the midst of my meditations.
SA: From what I've been told, you are utterly infuriating.
SA: But as your god and creator, I can't help but feel a little sympathy for you.
SA: So, despite the fuckup with the robot frog, I will do my best to
SA: throw you a rope?
SA: and refrain from throwing a bitchflip on the assumption that you are the sole reason we lost our game.
SA: Unlike some.
SA: Being a hero of space myself, I'll try to guide you through the process of breeding frogs as best I can.
SA: But I think I'm supposed to be giving you a hard time as well, so keep this between us.
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 17:05:54 GMT -6
ZA: Oh good.
ZA: The frog breeding.
ZA: Right.
ZA: Yeah, the Black King filled me in on that.
ZA: I told him I would name the frog after him.
ZA: He didn't take too kindly to that.
ZA: So you're a Spaceman too?
ZA: Prince of Space, what's yours?
ZA: And wait.
ZA: Wait.
ZA: Robot Frog?
ZA: It's a Metal Gear.
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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 20, 2012 19:39:52 GMT -6
SA: I see.
SA: Whatever he says
SA: or anyone besides Balthyr, really
SA: that refers to frog breeding, it may be best to speak with me or Baltyr.
SA: Dersites have like this genetic hatred for frogs for some reason.
SA: I have no idea why.
SA: They're so adorable, oh my gog.
SA: Really, why would anyone want to hate their slimey little faces?
SA: Assholes bent on omnicide, that's who.
SA: SO TELL THAT ASSHOLE FUCK YOU
SA: He was such a bonebulge in our session.
SA: Kept trolling me, telling me how I was committing heresy just by being near the frogs and not smashing them with anything within reach.
SA: So I was like "BLUH BLUH FUCK YOU BLUH"
SA: Then I blocked him.
SA: Asshole.
SA: ...
SA: Wait. Fuck.
SA: Ignore all that.
SA: sljfjsfdsfjs;jdfl;ksdl;fjl;dskf
SA: skjdfnsfdfslkdgjsd
SA: sdjfyourgoddoesnthaveanissuewithdepressionsfjskjg
SA: sgfjslljglengdfslkfg;lshgdl;sjfl;kdjfl;wkjw
SA: slkjfgs;jflkdjfl;kfrjegl;wsjef;slkjgfkldg
SA: s;dgijslkjheofgeo;gno;rngelgegn;weri
SA: lughewoigjewoigje;ogqiqgqrijgfepofk;
SA: dsfjw
SA: luehgwoqij
SA: elrughqpijg
SA: lerugjewig
SA: Page of Space. Haven't figured out what it does yet.
SA: Except that I can probably catch fucking Archeradicator arrows with my fucking fingers.
SA: So great.
SA: ... what is a Metal Gear?
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Post by alexander on Apr 20, 2012 19:45:59 GMT -6
ZA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA02xxwaOH8
ZA: Basically, a combo of these two got prototyped.
ZA: And really, you ended up blocking the Black King?
ZA: Well we sort of differ there.
ZA: Hold on.
ZA: BK: ♚ Honored Player, I am going to find you, crack your head like a coconut and take out just enough of your brain to keep you relatively functioning. Then, I will tie you to strings, and have my pawns make you dance. Ribbit. When the army of Prospit falls.
BK: ♚ It's a date, Space Player. ♚
-- The Black King [BK] blocked zeusAmmon [ZA] --
ZA: Anyway.
ZA: What's an Archeradicator? |
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Post by solarapothecary on Apr 21, 2012 6:17:53 GMT -6
SA: ...
SA: Yeah.
SA: This is a human videogame, I assume, and not an elaborate cinema?
SA: I'll have to look through this YouTube.
SA: Very interesting...
SA: EWWWWW
SA: That's fucking gross, man.
SA: Why would you let him even try to get into blackrom with you???
SA: He's like
SA: fucking old and crusty and shit
SA: and probably just end up eating you whole if he tries to make out with you or something.
SA: He's not even a rival, he's the guy you're supposed to obliterate if you want to live and win the game.
SA: Not to mention the whole puppet thing is fucking weird.
SA: Completely unfit for kismesissitude.
SA: An Archeradicator's an elite terminator who use bows and arrows, populated by bluebloods.
SA: But honestly, I wouldn't really know. Never really fit into normal troll society I was busy spelunking caves and volcanos and shit.
SA: If you've been informed about frog breeding, I'm sure you know about your class and aspect.
SA: It's obvious you're quite intelligent and capable for someone who's part of a universe
SA: woah
SA: it feels like years when at most it's been a couple weeks, I think.
SA: But yes. I'm sure you're not going to willingly make everything explode.
SA: Also, whoever your session's Knight is, they are to assist you in breeding.
SA: The
SA: pink one, I think.
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Post by alexander on Apr 21, 2012 9:33:47 GMT -6
ZA: I've never really seen the Black King actually.
ZA: I'd imagine he's like the White King.
ZA: Just black.
ZA: Which isn't pleasant.
ZA: And I'm pretty sure the Black Queen is trying for a blackrom too.
ZA: And yes, I am a Prince of Space.
ZA: Apparently my powers involve.
ZA: Blowing up the universe.
ZA: But anyway.
ZA: Are you sure there isn't a way to breed frogs without your knight?
ZA: Because, well...
ZA: You know what.
ZA: Just go talk to our knight for XXX seconds.
ZA: Right, you probably aren't familiar with Roman Numerals.
ZA: Thirty.
ZA: You'll see why.
ZA: Go on.
ZA: I'll wait.
ZA: And deal with everyone yelling at me.
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