Punchline [Alex]

[vio]

WI: v That motherfucking robot of yours has got to be the worst motherfucking prototype I've seen in my entire motherfucking life. v
WI: v AND I PROTOTYPED MY OWN MOTHERFUCKING LUSUS v

[alexander]

ZA: Oh God, you too?
ZA: Just a heads up.
ZA: If I go quiet here and there.
ZA: It's because several of the trolls are harassing me.
ZA: As well as the Dersite Royalty.
ZA: And the White Queen.
ZA: If it helps.
ZA: Both the Black King and Queen are not happy with this.
ZA: So, psychological warfare victory?
ZA: Anyway, it's not just a "motherfucking robot."
ZA: It's a Metal Gear.
ZA: The missing link between infantry and artillery.
ZA: Armed with a rail-gun and laser eyes.
ZA: I would've given it rockets and a Gatling gun too.
ZA: But it got prototyped.
ZA: So yeah.
ZA: Sorry about that.
ZA: But hey, what's the worst that can happen?

[vio]

WI: v YOU'VE WON NOTHING, MOTHERFUCKER v
WI: v Angry is the basic motherfucking state of mind for those motherfuckers. v
WI: v Being angry is to Derse what being completely motherfucking useless is to Prospit. v
WI: v Especially when you prototype such a v
WI: v STUPID v
WI: v MOTHERFUCKING v
WI: v WAR MACHINE v
WI: v A piece of advice, wiggler. v
WI: v Don't motherfucking tempt fate. Never, ever tempt fate. Fate will chew you right the motherfuck up. v
WI: v If there's anything fate likes v
WI: v IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE v

[alexander]

ZA: Uh.
ZA: I'm pretty sure it's not usual angry.
ZA: The Black King is apparently aiming for a Blackrom.
ZA: It's fairly creepy.
ZA: And yes, I am aware that fate likes a good joke.
ZA: If it didn't.
ZA: You wouldn't exist.
ZA: Nor would you be talking to me.
ZA: Anyway, I myself am not worried about prototyping Metal Gear.
ZA: I designed it, so I would know how to stop it.
ZA: Which is mainly wrecking it.
ZA: I'm rather proud of that thing.
ZA: So I tested it vigorously.
ZA: But hey, it could be worse.
ZA: Page's dad could prototype himself.
ZA: Like he seems to be thinking about doing.
ZA: You might want to tell Page to talk him out of that.
ZA: Actually, no.
ZA: No I'll talk to her about that.
ZA: You would make for the worst messenger ever.
ZA: Goddamn, seriously.
ZA: I don't get how someone like you can even exist.
ZA: All I ever hear from the other trolls about you is how much of a huge bitch you are.
ZA: And then you go and verify all of it.
ZA: I've never seen any emotion from you other than bitch.
ZA: It's like you're some sort of abomination that runs on pure unleaded bitch-hate.

[vio]

WI: v You have no motherfucking idea. v
WI: v You have no v
WI: v MOTHERFUCKING v
WI: v IDEA v
WI: v WHAT WE'VE BEEN THROUGH v
WI: v WHAT YOU'VE TAKEN FROM US v
WI: v WE WON MOTHERFUCKER v
WI: v IT WAS FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING OVER v
WI: v AND YOU RUINED IT v

[alexander]

ZA: I may not know now.
ZA: But I will soon.
ZA: You won a full game.
ZA: Only to get screwed over at the very end.
ZA: I've heard it plenty of times.
ZA: I've also heard our session fails.
ZA: You know what?
ZA: Shit happens.
ZA: The way some of you have been acting.
ZA: The things I heard.
ZA: You know what?
ZA: Some of you deserved it.
ZA: You especially.

[vio]

WI: v YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT WIGGLER v
WI: v YOU ARE A MAGGOT EATING GRUBFUCKING MUTANT PILE OF ALIEN SHIT v

[alexander]

ZA: That may be.
ZA: But do you have any idea how worthless you are?
ZA: How useless you are?
ZA: Your Mirthful Messiahs chose me over you.
ZA: I came after you, yes?
ZA: Yet they chose me.
ZA: They found their chosen heir to be so pathetic.
ZA: So useless.
ZA: So worthless.
ZA: That they chose a maggot eating.
ZA: Grubfucking.
ZA: Mutant pile of alien shit.
ZA: Over you.
ZA: That is just how much of a miserable failure you are to them.
ZA: They thought that a "MUTANT MOTHERFUCKING HERETIC" as you put it.
ZA: Was a step up from you.
ZA: That is how awful you are.
ZA: That is how miserable you are.
ZA: That is how pathetic you are.
ZA: That is how useless you are.
ZA: That is how worthless you are.

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-- whitefacedInquisitor's [WI'S] computer has been destroyed --