your human romances augh [dale]

[anguis]

-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] began trolling southernHellion [SH] --

NA: The humanss I've talked to sso far are not disscussssing human romance with me.
NA: I have read the human novel sseriess Twilight and I need to disscussss it with ssomeone.
NA: Disscussss Twilight with me.
NA: In all of itss gloriess.
NA: All of them.

[edward]

SH: what who are you what is this is this real life
SH: twilight is the actual worst thing you cannot be seriosu

[anguis]

NA: I am Anguiss.
NA: I am a troll.
NA: Twilight iss obvioussly the cornersstone of human romantic literature.
NA: Jeguss do none of you humanss have good tasste in romance novelss?
NA: Sserioussly Twilight iss like the sshit.
NA: I cried.
NA: Multiple timess.

[edward]

SH: oh you're probably friends with that one guy with the red text and the carrots
SH: wlel whatever the case i don't know what a jegus is but i can tell you for sure that twilight is bad and you should feel bad for liking it
SH: how could it be a cornerstone for anything it's liek six years old or some shit