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Post by vio on Apr 13, 2012 17:07:40 GMT -6
-- whitefacedInquisitor [WI] has unblocked zeusAmmon [ZA] --
-- whitefacedInquisitor [WI] started trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --
WI: v Hi again, motherfucker. v
WI: v We started off on the wrong motherfucking foot earlier. v
WI: v I was just shocked to hear about your motherfucking blood color, that's all. It isn't supposed to be motherfucking real. v
WI: v Lucky for you I'm in a pretty good motherfucking mood right now. v
WI: v Ask your questions, motherfucker. v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 17:23:54 GMT -6
Oh great. It's this douche bag again. Your mind flashes back to an earlier command she gave. ZA: Oh, hey.
ZA: Yeah sure, I guess I have questions.
ZA: Namely.
ZA: Who are you and why are you messaging me?
ZA: Seriously.
ZA: I've been getting badgered left and right.
ZA: It's like a bunch of trolls just held some meeting.
ZA: And decided; "Let's confuse the shit out of this guy."
ZA: Now I'm dealing with accusations of ruining their lives.
ZA: Meteors.
ZA: And blackrom. What the hell is blackrom.
ZA: Some have even mentioned killing this clown they keep bringing up.
ZA: Maybe you can explain this shit.
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Post by vio on Apr 13, 2012 17:50:51 GMT -6
WI: v My name is Caegar motherfucking Endsie. v
WI: v We've met. v
WI: v You did ruin our lives. Or, well, you will. In the future. You're going to fuck everything up. v
WI: v And your entire planet's going to burn in about 25 hours, give or take. v
WI: v I don't have the exact motherfucking figure on me. Time's not my department. v
WI: v Black romance is hate. v
WI: v And I'm the motherfucking clown. Who talked about killing me? v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 17:59:06 GMT -6
ZA: So basically.
ZA: Blackrom is when you hate someone so much.
ZA: It goes past murder and into sex.
ZA: Right.
ZA: Anyway I can't really tell you who said it exactly.
ZA: Like I said, I've been getting badgered like crazy.
ZA: So I can't really remember who said it.
ZA: All I know is that they said that they had something.
ZA: Something that could negate your Jokerkind.
ZA: For all I know, it could be anyone.
ZA: Anyway!
ZA: So my planet is about to go down the shitter in a little over a day.
ZA: Wonderful.
ZA: Tell me, how exactly am I important to all this?
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Post by vio on Apr 13, 2012 18:21:15 GMT -6
WI: v Good try, motherfucker. v
WI: v Get your motherfucking facts straight next time. v
WI: v Motherfucking negation? v
WI: v No such motherfucking thing, wiggler. v
WI: v What we have can't be countered or killed. v
WI: v They can bring their weapons against us and Jokerkind only laughs in their motherfucking faces. v
WI: v That's why you're motherfucking important. We're alike, you and I.
WI: v If we work together, we can stop all this. v
WI: v Your session is sick and I am the doctorturer. v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 18:38:34 GMT -6
ZA: Bah, you're no fun.
ZA: But sure, I suppose I can not completely ignore you.
ZA: And work with you, see what happens.
ZA: Remember though, crossing me is bad.
ZA: Because you are dead wrong about there not being a thing to counter Jokerkind.
ZA: Because there is a counter.
ZA: It's called "having another Jokerkind."
ZA: Anyway. First real question then.
ZA: This Anguis friend of yours kept having to add platonically to every declaration of hatred for me.
ZA: Would I be correct to assume this fits in with your idea of blackrom?
ZA: And that she is consumed with hatelust for me?
ZA: Because I don't get why.
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Post by vio on Apr 13, 2012 18:48:10 GMT -6
WI: v No. v
WI: v No. v
WI: v MOTHERFUCKING NO v
WI: v SHE'S MINE v
WI: v SHE HATES ME v
WI: v NOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER v
WI: v ME v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 18:55:23 GMT -6
ZA: I.
ZA: What.
ZA: I swear to God if I end up in a hate triangle.
ZA: Seriously.
ZA: You should be thankful I'm telling you this then.
ZA: I think.
ZA: I have no idea how hate cheating works.
ZA: But yeah. She said she genuinely hates me.
ZA: Platonically.
ZA: And that she will slaughter me.
ZA: Platonically.
ZA: Anyway, tell me what I specifically need to do to not get us all killed.
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Post by vio on Apr 13, 2012 19:14:52 GMT -6
WI: v There are things that need to motherfucking happen, and things that need to motherfucking not happen. v
WI: v If everything that's supposed to happen happens, you live. v
WI: v Deviate even a little bit and you die. v
WI: v I can see your future. v
WI: v Watch the ones called Venn and Page closely. Page is your Seer. She's also your Time player. v
WI: v She is the single most important person when it comes to your survival. v
WI: v And she is so v
WI: v motherfucking v
WI: v WEAK v
WI: v But that's why you have me, motherfucker. v
WI: v I know what needs to motherfucking happen. v
WI: v Undermine Page's influence. v
WI: v Her weakness will stop her from reaching her full potential as a motherfucking Seer like I have. v
WI: v She will start getting things wrong. She will start making choices that deviate from the main motherfucking timeline. v
WI: v The timeline where you don't end up motherfucking dead. v
WI: v It would really be simplest if you just motherfucking cull her. v
WI: v Her and Venn. v
WI: v And your Bard. v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 19:38:33 GMT -6
ZA: I see.
ZA: So we need to follow a chain of events.
ZA: Otherwise we receive death by paradox?
ZA: That's what I'm getting anyway.
ZA: That's not good. We can't predict the future.
ZA: But I assume that's what Page is for?
ZA: A Seer is an Oracle, and she's apparently our Time player?
ZA: What's the business with the Seer and Time business.
ZA: Furthermore, what is my role?
ZA: I'll give you an answer on the other things once I have a better grasp of this situation.
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Post by vio on Apr 13, 2012 19:44:21 GMT -6
WI: v A Seer can see what the motherfuck is all up in her Aspect. v
WI: v And the Time player's job is to prevent said motherfucking death by paradox. v
WI: v With such a weak motherfucking Seer with no motherfucking bite, you're fucked. v
WI: v One mistake and you die. v
WI: v One hesitation and you die. v
WI: v Do you motherfucking understand, Prince of Space? |
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 19:51:43 GMT -6
ZA: Yeah, I got that.
ZA: I'm not killing Page though.
ZA: She's not a fighter.
ZA: I absolutely refuse to.
ZA: If she can't do her job, I'll do it for her.
ZA: I may be ill equipped for such a thing.
ZA: But if it isn't in my power to do so.
ZA: I will make it within my power to do so.
ZA: That's all there is to it.
ZA: Venn, I doubt there's a need to worry.
ZA: If he actually comes to my island, he'd be dead before I could say hello.
ZA: Anyway, you said I'm a Prince of Space?
ZA: Explain.
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Post by vio on Apr 13, 2012 19:54:58 GMT -6
WI: v Pathetic. v
WI: v You're all fucking useless. v
WI: v A Prince is a motherfucking destroyer. v
WI: v SO MOTHERFUCKING DESTROY THEM v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 20:01:11 GMT -6
ZA: Absolutely not.
ZA: Did I not say that if something is impossible.
ZA: I find a way to make it possible?
ZA: I'd only hurt Venn if he was being stupid.
ZA: And I absolutely will not harm Page period.
ZA: If I have to do Page's job, then so be it.
ZA: Now if Prince is a destroyer class.
ZA: Then I'm effectively a destroyer of space.
ZA: Would I be incorrect in assuming that reality itself falls under space?
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Post by vio on Apr 13, 2012 20:04:03 GMT -6
WI: v I don't motherfucking know. v
WI: v Not my aspect. v |
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