TROLLY TROLL TROLLS [alex]

[alexander]

ZA: FUCK THE ANIMALS.
ZA: What about your eye?
ZA: Can you see?
ZA: Will it heal?
ZA: Goddammit.
ZA: You see?
ZA: There is no conceivable way that I can let you on my island.
ZA: There are things far worse than leopards here.

[venndiegram]

VC: dude ! can see just f!ne.
VC: and !n my defence one only got me because ! really d!dn't want to k!ll !t.
VC: ! mean my eye !s red now wh!ch !s we!rd.
VC: but ! can st!ll see just f!ne.
VC: and !'m not hurt.
VC: but those an!mals are dead forever.
VC: ! feel really badly about !t =/
VC: ! mean ! know ! had to do !t to surv!ve.
VC: but normally !f one !s COGN!SANT OF AN!MAL BEHAV!OUR
VC: you can cohab!t peacefully w!th them
VC: but someth!ng went wrong
VC: so ! had to k!ll them all

[alexander]

ZA: As long as you're not blind.
ZA: Still not coming to my island though.
ZA: You'd have to do a lot of killing.
ZA: Megalodons do not compromise.
ZA: Juvenile or otherwise.

[venndiegram]

VC: haha so !'d f!nd a way to observe them safely
VC: and ! guess !f ! had to maybe engage !n combat
VC: BUT ! AM SURE THAT
VC: W!TH US F!GHT!NG TOGETHER
VC: NOTH!NG COULD STOP US
VC: ! MEAN ! DON'T L!KE SHOWDOWNS
VC: BUT !F ONE TH!NG COULD MAKE THEM OKAY
VC: !T !S HAV!NG A SHOWDOWN W!TH A FR!END OR TWO ON MY S!DE

[alexander]

ZA: Dude. I'd kill them.
ZA: I am the last person you'd want to have as a showdown buddy.
ZA: Unlike you, I have no qualms about killing them.
ZA: They give me so much hell.
ZA: Because they all see me as a quick snack.

[venndiegram]

VC: well !f !t's gotta be done !t's gotta be done!
VC: ! mean ! d!dn't want to k!ll the leopards and snakes and t!gers.
VC: but when ! knew ! had to do !t.
VC: just get !t over w!th y'know?
VC: best for me and for them!
VC: but anyway th!s !s !rrelevant.
VC: !'m def!n!tely com!ng to your !sland somet!me
VC: !t !s my DUTY AS A CRPYTOZOOLOG!ST
VC: AND ALSO AS A FR!END

[alexander]

ZA: Oh for God's sake.
ZA: How're you even going to get here?
ZA: I mean, have you forgotten.
ZA: That you don't have the coordinates to my island?

[venndiegram]

VC: pft !'ll f!nd a way
VC: ! always do that
VC: my ENTERPR!S!NG NATURE
VC: HAS GOTTEN THE BETTER OF MANY A FELLOW BEFORE YOU
VC: even though we are st!ll BEST BUDS

[alexander]

ZA: Ok.
ZA: What hemisphere am I in?

[venndiegram]

VC: dude ! have not devoted any bra!npower to F!GUR!NG OUT YOUR LOCALE
VC: JUST YET
VC: but !'m sure !'ll come up w!th someth!ng
VC: anyway we're supposed to be talk!ng about the game!
VC: and the trolls!
VC: honestly !'m worr!ed
VC: what !f one of them tr!es someth!ng l!ke that on someone l!ke page?
VC: she's great but ! don't th!nk she'd be able to handle a showdown!

[alexander]

ZA: I'd kill them.
ZA: I would hunt them down like the filth they are.
ZA: And I would murder them.
ZA: That.
ZA: No.
ZA: I'd rather not think about that.

[venndiegram]

VC: !'d help honestly
VC: NO ONE HURTS MY FR!ENDS.
VC: EVER.
VC: OR !'LL FUCK!NG
VC: woo no you were r!ght!
VC: really oughta cool the jets on that one before ! get myself all mad aga!n
VC: anyway !'m just say!ng
VC: we should l!ke
VC: try and look out for our fr!ends
VC: just to be sure noth!ng bad happens

[alexander]

ZA: Thankfully, Page should be safe.
ZA: I hope.
ZA: I'm her Server player, so hopefully I can keep her safe.

[venndiegram]

VC: okay, that's good!
VC: between the two of us ! th!nk we can keep our team safe!
VC: ! do k!nda worry about the other teams though!
VC: ! really don't want anyone to w!nd up gett!ng hurt!

[alexander]

ZA: Team III should be fine.
ZA: Team II however. Well, that might be a different story.
ZA: They're all over the place.