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Post by venndiegram on Apr 13, 2012 20:43:29 GMT -6
-- vociferousCryptid [VC] began pestering zeusAmmon [ZA] at 22:09 --
VC: hey dude!
VC: you wanted to D!SCUSS THE TROLLS, CORRECT?
VC: well !'ve had contact w!th a few of them so ! thought
VC: ! should probably H!T YOU UP
VC: so we can share !nformat!on about th!s H!GHLY !NTR!GU!NG PHENOMENON
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 20:45:59 GMT -6
ZA: I've heard.
ZA: Page is talking to me about it as well.
ZA: The troll you ran into is Caegar.
ZA: Oh, and Venn?
ZA: Thanks for looking after Page.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 13, 2012 20:47:55 GMT -6
VC: haha no problem dude
VC: that !s what FR!ENDS ARE FOR
VC: but fuck caegar
VC: she can go choke on her own b!le
VC: ! have met two other trolls though, and they were SUPER COOL
VC: one named angu!s, and another named baltyr!
VC: they're both k!nda caust!c and whatnot but ! th!nk that's l!ke
VC: !n the!r nature
VC: so ! forg!ve them!
VC: !T'S OKAY BECAUSE WE'RE SUCH GREAT FR!ENDS
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 20:51:41 GMT -6
ZA: Anguis?
ZA: I recognize that name.
ZA: What did she say?
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 13, 2012 20:53:12 GMT -6
VC: oh just these we!rd quest!ons about human!ty and stuff
VC: also she k!nda got stressed out eas!ly!
VC: but !t's okay, she's pretty n!ce, !f k!nda stressed out all the t!me
VC: ! am ser!ously cons!der!ng that these trolls may be what they say they are!
VC: or poss!bly that parts of what they say are true
VC: that to me seems the far more l!kely hypothes!s
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 20:56:27 GMT -6
ZA: That's... odd.
ZA: Anguis had been asking the same questions as well.
ZA: Things did not go well and she blocked me.
ZA: Declaring platonic hatred and platonic slaughter.
ZA: I don't know why she kept saying platonic.
ZA: Anyway, they know things about me the rest of you don't.
ZA: So as much as I hate to admit it, I am listening with an open mind.
ZA: What about this Baltyr?
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 13, 2012 20:59:41 GMT -6
VC: oh baltyr was pretty cool!
VC: he showed me th!s v!deo of some guy us!ng th!s really we!rd !nstrument
VC: he seemed a fa!r b!t more mellow than the other trolls though!
VC: ! do th!nk !t m!ght be a m!stake to take the!r every word at face value though!
VC: for !nstance
VC: caegar !s a fuck!ng b!tch.
VC: and everyth!ng she says.
VC: !s worthless.
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 21:06:41 GMT -6
ZA: That's what worries me.
ZA: Caegar has shown she knows more than the rest of the trolls.
ZA: For example.
ZA: You know how I have a specibus I don't tell any of you about?
ZA: She guessed that.
ZA: Correctly.
ZA: On her very first try.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 13, 2012 21:09:58 GMT -6
VC: they have a v!ewport.
VC: baltyr told me.
VC: they can watch us.
VC: there !s noth!ng spec!al about her.
VC: she sa!d th!ngs to page that.
VC: well they made me extremely angry.
VC: actually !'m angry just remember!ng them.
VC: well ! suppose ! should back up.
VC: baltyr ment!oned a v!ewport though ! d!dn't ent!rely bel!eve h!m.
VC: but g!ven the c!rcumstances maybe that hypothes!s needs.
VC: to be mod!f!ed.
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 21:12:20 GMT -6
ZA: Page told me how Caegar treated her.
ZA: I'm not happy at all.
ZA: And viewports?
ZA: That explains a lot, now.
ZA: Hm.
ZA: Why are they bothering us?
ZA: Oh, and if it makes you feel any better.
ZA: According to Caegar, it's me that screws you all over.
ZA: Not you two.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 13, 2012 21:18:16 GMT -6
VC: ! don't care what caegar says.
VC: ! don't trust her.
VC: anyone who says those th!ngs.
VC: TO A GOOD AND N!CE FR!END.
VC: !s just.
VC: awful.
VC: okay okay calm !t down venn.
VC: COOL !T L!KE !T'S A TV D!NNER
VC: LEFT OUT TO DRY
VC: OR COOL, AS !T WERE
VC: okay!
VC: well alex ! really wouldn't take what caegar says too ser!ously
VC: she has some really messed up bel!efs
VC: she's got th!s obsess!on w!th murder and stuff
VC: and ! th!nk she tr!ed to k!ll me, actually!
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 21:21:08 GMT -6
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 13, 2012 21:22:54 GMT -6
VC: yeah !t's just a theory.
VC: but SOMETH!NG made all those an!mals attack me.
VC: and ! k!nda know !t was her.
VC: just l!ke.
VC: a feel!ng ! guess.
VC: deep !ns!de of me.
VC: beyond rat!onal knowledge.
VC: anyway the operat!ve word !s "tr!ed"
VC: ! am, as ! have sa!d on many an occas!on
VC: ALWAYS READY FOR A SHOWDOWN |
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Post by alexander on Apr 13, 2012 21:26:01 GMT -6
ZA: Enough with the showdown bullshit.
ZA: Are you hurt.
ZA: This isn't a time for jokes about how they gave you a hard time.
ZA: Or how dandy it was.
ZA: Are.
ZA: You.
ZA: Hurt.
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Post by venndiegram on Apr 13, 2012 21:28:02 GMT -6
VC: oh noth!ng much!
VC: a leopard scratched my eye a b!t but there's no deep t!ssue damage
VC: !t does look a l!ttle freaky though unfortunately!
VC: so ! got th!s old lens ! used to wear when ! had a lazy eye a couple years ago.
VC: !'m okay now though, we've got lots of med!cal suppl!es.
VC: honestly ! really just feel bad about all those an!mals.
VC: they d!dn't need to d!e l!ke that =(
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