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Post by ariaqi on Apr 14, 2012 19:41:06 GMT -6
[atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=cellSpacing,0,bTable][atrb=width,450,true] | [atrb=valign, bottom] | [cs=2]contortionConductress [CC] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] at 21:31
CC: Grǝǝtings.
CC: I believe yon must be the onǝ of stɹong will, correct?
CC: Yon arǝ suɹpɹisingly adept at disruption anp destruction of anʎ who esɔhew your path, as is to be expected with your class.
CC: I assume that yon require luɯinescence plɐced on the naʇure of the game you butcher?
CC: I find your deɟeat fascinating.
CC: The ɯoɯent where everything went down the chntes...
CC: I wish to toʎ with ouɹ fates anp show yon this ɯoɯent.
CC: Does this interest yon? |
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Post by alexander on Apr 14, 2012 19:46:21 GMT -6
ZA: You're... number III, I think.
ZA: And yeah, if you can show me where this all goes to hell.
ZA: I would appreciate that.
ZA: Honestly though, not hearing anything new so far.
ZA: Your friend Caegar has already expressed that I screw everyone over.
ZA: Seeing it for myself might help though.
ZA: So yes.
ZA: I would like you to let me know.
ZA: Also.
ZA: I appreciate the straightforwardness.
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Post by ariaqi on Apr 14, 2012 20:19:05 GMT -6
| [atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=cellSpacing,0,bTable][atrb=width,450,true] | [atrb=valign, bottom] | [cs=2]CC: Heɥ. CC: We arǝ many. CC: Anp do noʇ mind Caǝgar. Shǝ lacks finesse. CC: Unlike me, as I came prepared. CC: As onǝ of thǝ creators of your ex!stence, I have studied your culture to find thǝ best waʎ to relay what yon want in video; contortionConductress [CC] has uploaded a Video.CC: Your digital webscape said this is painful. CC: Whʎ so many huɯans torture themselves like this is beʎond me. CC: Take your punishment. CC: Even knowing of thǝ ex!stence of an abomination like this would call for a culling. CC: If thǝ drones were still functional, that is. CC: Yon will noʇ geʇ this information so easily, human. CC: Yeʇ it would help yon so much... |
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Post by alexander on Apr 14, 2012 20:41:50 GMT -6
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Post by ariaqi on Apr 14, 2012 21:09:05 GMT -6
| [atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=cellSpacing,0,bTable][atrb=width,450,true] | [atrb=valign, bottom] | [cs=2]CC: Unphased? I sǝǝ I have underestimated yon.
CC: All right, I will play your game.
[[Two full minutes later, after the video was sent]]
CC: I sǝǝ.
CC: That was, good. Very good. Yes.
CC: NA pip not saʎ yonnnnn
CC: That was a slip up.
CC: I pip noʇ mean to send that.
CC: My hands are noʇ shaking.
CC: Hoʍ could I pollute my owu text with soɯething so imderfect anp useless.
CC: ...
CC: This 'prank' yon sent me...
CC: It is thǝ stɹangest romance storybit I have ever seen.
CC: Still, I alʍays enjoy a chɐllenge.
CC: Yon will have to do beʇʇer than that to wrǝst the information ouʇ of my hands.
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Post by alexander on Apr 14, 2012 21:19:27 GMT -6
ZA: Oh you want Earth romance?
ZA: Understandable.
ZA: Our romance is deep and intriguing.
ZA: Tugging at your heart strings.
ZA: If there's one thing we know.
ZA: It is romance.
ZA: If you need an example.
ZA: Look up 2 girls 1 cup.
ZA: It is a shining paragon of human intimacy.
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Post by ariaqi on Apr 14, 2012 21:44:29 GMT -6
| [atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=cellSpacing,0,bTable][atrb=width,450,true] | [atrb=valign, bottom] | [cs=2]CC: Human romance?
CC: I am under thǝ impression ouɹ methods of intimacy arǝ very diɟɟerent.
CC: We arǝ a separate species after all.
CC replies after looking up the video
CC: That is human procreation?
CC: Perhaps ouɹ species arǝ more alike than I hap originally thought.
CC: I assume yon arǝ onǝ of those huɯans?
CC: Yon ceɹtainly seem to be very suggestive to my cohorts.
CC: Caǝgar would love to sǝǝ this. Shǝ seems to enjoy posting pornographic content on puplic memos as well.
CC: Anp I mean that in thǝ most annoyed waʎ possible.
contortionConductress [CC] has uploaded immatureidiots.JPG
[[The picture shows Anguis, tied down and naked, with a bucket over her head]]
CC: So horribly dirty.
CC: Yon wish yon were like that like thǝ promiscuous little fuck yon arǝ, do yon noʇ? |
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Post by alexander on Apr 14, 2012 21:52:46 GMT -6
ZA: Yeah, I know about the viewports.
ZA: You're not fooling anybody.
ZA: And that's how trolls reproduce.
ZA: Huh.
ZA takes a look at the image.
ZA: Huh, your anatomy is quite similar to ours.
ZA: And you're half right.
ZA: I prefer to be the one doing the tying.
ZA: Which troll is this, by the way?
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Post by ariaqi on Apr 14, 2012 22:01:00 GMT -6
| [atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=cellSpacing,0,bTable][atrb=width,450,true] | [atrb=valign, bottom] | [cs=2]CC: They blabbed about thǝ viewports too?
CC: Whʎ is everyone on my team always undermining my plans?
CC: If yon tell me who told yon, I maʎ indulge yon in thǝ identity of this troll.
CC: Just to piss heɹ oɟɟ.
CC: Hm...
CC: So, huɯans have blackrom?
CC: Yon ceɹtainly arǝ good at it. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 14, 2012 22:06:02 GMT -6
ZA: Caegar. Sort of.
ZA: I really don't care what you do with Caegar.
ZA: She's a big girl, she can take care of herself.
ZA: And we kind of do.
ZA: It's basically an arch rival you lust after over here.
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Post by ariaqi on Apr 14, 2012 22:35:57 GMT -6
| [atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=cellSpacing,0,bTable][atrb=width,450,true] | [atrb=valign, bottom] | [cs=2]CC: Caǝgar pip?
CC: Ugɥ.
CC: I don't want anything to do with her right now.
CC: Shǝ has been nothing but trouble.
CC: Regardless, you might actually be able to be usǝful.
CC: I was originally map at yon as yon were threatening thǝ order I have tried to maintain among the two teams.
CC: However...
CC: Maybe I cau get some solace with yon causing Caǝgar to feel jealous over you and NA.
CC: The queen bitch has ceɹtainly been aptly distracted.
CC: I assume Caǝgar blabbed about NA's real name as well?
CC: Idiotic sn!tch.
CC: The picture I sent yon is of NA after... relations with Caǝgar.
CC: I suppose I will tell yon soɯething without using your human prɐnks if you promise to keep thǝ two distracted.
CC: Consider it a reʍard for being so eɟɟective against us.
CC: Do not trust Caǝgar, though I believe you already know that.
CC: So, this is what I truly have to say.
CC: Many think that it is yon who screwed up our session, especially one as nearsighted as Caǝgar.
CC: Yet, I am noʇ quite so couvinced.
CC: Something feels 'oɟɟ' to me.
CC: Feel free to ask the blabbermouths their opinions on the maʇʇer, though.
CC: They will be more than happy to yad their months oɟɟ about everything.
CC: I am still conducting an investigation into this maʇʇer.
CC: The next time you sǝǝ my syɯbol, I will have a more conclusive answer to the dilemma you will face which is noʇ clouded by iguorauce.
CC: I do noʇ leʇ blood or aɹɹogance blind my eyes like thǝ others.
CC: I just want ouɹ reʍard... |
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Post by alexander on Apr 14, 2012 22:48:17 GMT -6
ZA: Yeah the blood thing is pretty stupid.
ZA: Never really got the logic behind it.
ZA: So I take it yours is grey then?
ZA: That's sort of what I've been getting while chatting with you guys.
ZA: Anyway, I do appreciate the help.
ZA: Feel free to spread this to the other trolls.
ZA: Should you reveal that you talked to me.
ZA: Tell them that an ounce of common courtesy.
ZA: Goes a long way in me not treating them like a total fuckwad.
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Post by ariaqi on Apr 14, 2012 23:18:29 GMT -6
| [atrb=border,0,bTable][atrb=cellSpacing,0,bTable][atrb=width,450,true] | [atrb=valign, bottom] | [cs=2]CC: Ouɹ blood is only as stnpid or real as ouɹ culture made it.
CC: I just want thǝ division to enp... It is time to move on.
CC: However, me anp yon have more in coɯɯon than anatomy.
CC: When Caǝgar flipped ouʇ about your blood, I learned that yon huɯans all have thǝ same blood as me.
CC: Anp yon sǝǝmed to be interesting. Thǝ otɥers were ceɹtainly getting woɹked up.
CC: It is nice... haʌing someone who is like yon for once.
CC: Maybe that is whʎ I took an interest enough to crǝate a planned response.
CC: Do noʇ tell anʎone else I said that though.
CC: Ugh, that is so hydocritical of me.
CC: Fuck.
CC: Uh, I maʎ let some of them know.
CC: Just to- oh.
CC: Fuck times two.
CC: This is Noʇ any sort of roɯ that we pip here.
CC: Reɐlly.
CC: It was cuɹiosity...
CC: ...
CC: I have an investigation to geʇ to.
contortionConductress [CC] ceased trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] |
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