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Post by dauntlesspiscator on Apr 15, 2012 16:33:39 GMT -6
 -- dauntlessPiscator [DP] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --
DP: Do you all suck as much as the eye-rending blue one or is there a possibility of me using my more inphormed position to salvage this phucking travesty of a session?
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Post by alexander on Apr 15, 2012 16:42:45 GMT -6
ZA: IV.
ZA: And I'm going to assume.
ZA: You mean using the timelines to try and rescue the session.
ZA: Yeah, your friends are pretty terrible at keeping secrets.
ZA: Seriously, I think at this point, I'm starting to know more than you guys.
ZA: I even know the blood color of the gray texted one.
ZA: Seemed like something they zealously guarded.
ZA: So yes.
ZA: Inform me once again of how I doom you all.
ZA: And that I screw up worse than everyone combined.
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Post by dauntlesspiscator on Apr 15, 2012 17:01:48 GMT -6
DP: No you are wrong.
DP: I am going to take this wrongess as my phirst hint I am wasting my TIME. I may have all oph the time I could possibly want but DOESN'T MATTER. There is no rescuing or savioring in my intent.
DP: None of this is phor your benephit but you could prophit phrom it and I don't give a shit.
DP: Iph my own happiness was not on the phucking line?
DP: I'd just lay back and watch you incompetent IMPLEMENTCASES provide me with inphinite entertainment.
DP: That entertainment being your complete inability to do anything correctly, phor the record.
DP: But NO you nookwhiphs have phucked things up phor ME and you know what?
DP: I AM PRETTY PHUCKING PISSED ABOUT IT!
DP: So you can just deal with that phact like it's a shitty CARD in the hand that is your stupid LIPHE and let me try to PHIX your shit like the phucking benevolent entity I might appear to BE to you assphlasks.
DP: And I don't even pretend to know what that girl's PROBLEM is with typing like a NORMAL PERSON but at this point
DP: I'm having a great deal of DIPHICULTY summoning the necessary phucks to quiver with anticipation at this prophered revelation about her tanglepanned typographic decisions.
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Post by alexander on Apr 15, 2012 17:22:46 GMT -6
ZA: You are wasting your time.
ZA: And mine.
ZA: Seriously.
ZA: So far I am hearing nothing new here.
ZA: "It's all your fault."
ZA: "We almost won."
ZA: "You fucked us over."
ZA: "MUTANT MOTHERFUCKING HERETIC."
ZA: You know, that kind of stuff.
ZA: Seriously.
ZA: You're losing me here.
ZA: Caegar's already acting as doctor.
ZA: I guess.
ZA: So are you just here to flail uselessly?
ZA: So far I have a yes.
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Post by dauntlesspiscator on Apr 15, 2012 17:29:28 GMT -6
DP: So phar you have only succeeded in displaying a cursory phamiliarity with us.
DP: Which is better than nothing I will grant you. But given that nothing is so bad this is not a vast improvement.
DP: So allow me to conphirm that we are on the same bookleaph about several aspects:
DP: 1: It is all your phault.
DP: 2: WE DID WIN YOU IGNORANT SHITNICK!
DP: 3: You did phuck us over collectively but some oph you did more than others to contribute to this astounding phailure.
DP: 4: No that is Caegar being herselph. You get accustomed to her or you do not it doesn't matter.
DP: And iph Caegar is trying to phix something I am obligated to worry about it to some degree.
DP: She is not always the best decision maker.
DP: Although yes your blood is phucking hideous and an eyesore but that is actually the least oph your inummerable problems as phar as I care.
DP: Who's phlailing now, mister say-stuph-I-think-is-relevant-pants?
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Post by alexander on Apr 15, 2012 17:50:26 GMT -6
ZA: You.
ZA: And by asking that question.
ZA: You have admitted that you are flailing uselessly.
ZA: And at this point.
ZA: I'm divided.
ZA: Some of you did deserve to win.
ZA: You don't seem to be one of them.
ZA: Oh and again.
ZA: This is nothing new.
ZA: Tell me something new.
ZA: And really, if you have a problem with Caegar.
ZA: I advise you take it up with Caegar.
ZA: Or are you too frightened?
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Post by dauntlesspiscator on Apr 15, 2012 17:58:48 GMT -6
DP: Me having a problem with Caegar would require me to have actual emotions regarding whatever Caegar decides to do.
DP: And generally I don't give a shit.
DP: So.
DP: And phuck you kid I deserved that win.
DP: You have no idea the kind oph bullshit I had to do to attain that.
DP: Obviously YOU are not amenable to my assistance.
DP: I guess this is why all oph you phail so hard, you can't tell a phucking decent OPHER when you SEE one.
DP: I am concluding your species is all stupid.
DP: You are either being very helpphul by conphirming this or being a disgrace to your disgusting alien comrades.
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Post by alexander on Apr 15, 2012 18:06:56 GMT -6
ZA: Did you not say you were obligated to worry about what Caegar was trying to do?
ZA: Or was there a lapse in your memory?
ZA: I'm really thinking you didn't deserve to win.
ZA: Feel free to prove me wrong.
ZA: Or try to anyway.
ZA: And I hate to break it to you.
ZA: But your friends have made much better offers.
ZA: So I'm simply going with the best offer.
ZA: Which is not yours.
ZA: You're just useless to me.
ZA: You're not some mastermind that manipulates from beyond space and time.
ZA: You're just stupid.
ZA: A stupid troll who's just throwing a temper tantrum.
ZA: The rest of you are actively working for a solution.
ZA: You?
ZA: You're just flailing about uselessly.
ZA: You.
ZA: Are.
ZA: Pathetic.
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Post by dauntlesspiscator on Apr 15, 2012 18:11:08 GMT -6
DP: Mild worry for the soundness oph her plans phalls distinctly outside oph the established "generally" periphery.
DP: And this only occurs when they intersect with my ability to continue being alive, uninjured, and not phucking miserable.
DP: I am part oph the solution. Iph I were not kicking heads over here to get people to phucking pay attention this meteor would be a nest oph sloppy makeouts and unproductive bullshit.
DP: But iph you want to continue to believe that?
DP: Not my problem.
DP: I'll go phind one oph you that is not terminally shitsponged.
-- dauntlessPiscator ceased trolling zeusAmmon--
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