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Post by aethal on Apr 17, 2012 20:26:45 GMT -6
-- intermediateIntermediary [II] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --II: attentioN! i aM a LAW ENFORCEmenT OFFICER froM spacE. i aM investigatinG somE promisinG LEADS anD i aM demandinG youR cooperatioN in doinG sO.
II: yoU maY refeR tO mE aS SPACE COP.
II: dO yoU havE anY ideA hoW i mighT requisitioN thE talentS oF thiS legendarY humaN LAW BRINGER.
II: youR primitivE humaN informatioN bankS havE severaL accountS oF hiS heroiC deedS anD i aM attemptinG tO ascertaiN iF hE caN replacE onE oF yoU iN thE TRIALS aheaD.
II: yoU musT cooperatE oR yoU wilL breaK thE SPACE LAW whicH iS a onE waY tickeT tO thE SPACE SLAMMER, anD thaT iS iN nO waY a gooD thinG.
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Post by alexander on Apr 17, 2012 20:37:55 GMT -6
ZA: V.
ZA: And yes, I recognize that man.
ZA: Robocop.
ZA: Sorry man.
ZA: But he died a long time ago.
ZA: What you see are tributes.
ZA: The Oblivion Guard is who you should be looking for.
ZA: His shout of "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!" would stop foes in their tracks.
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Post by aethal on Apr 17, 2012 20:43:05 GMT -6
II: iT painS mE to heaR oF thE falL oF sucH a finE LAWGIVER. i verY mucH enjoyeD thE historicaL accounT oF hiS deedS.
II: thiS neW LAW ENFORCER appearS tO bE primitivelY rendereD. mY impeccablE investigatioN skillS suspecT yoU arE pullinG mY leG. yoU wilL havE tO geT uP prettY earlY iN thE eveninG tO fooL mE, noW ceasE witH sendinG mE fictionaL characterS anD senD mE morE stalwarT heroeS likE ROBOCOP.
II: althougH i likE thE cuT oF hiS wigglE. CRIMINALS arE indeeD scuM and musT stoP.
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Post by alexander on Apr 17, 2012 21:00:26 GMT -6
ZA: No, the primitive render is because it was made in a different medium.
ZA: We got an actual actor to play Robocop.
ZA: We used a 3D model for the Oblivion Guard.
ZA: Of course, if you're looking for more that have been played by actual actors.
ZA: Hold on.
ZA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsYiNJXTuOg
ZA: The guy that shows up at about 4:15.
ZA: That's who you're looking for.
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Post by aethal on Apr 17, 2012 21:20:52 GMT -6
II: yessS thiS iS a finE examplE oF propeR procedurE. thE cuT oF hiS wigglE iS eveN morE pleasinG. the wigglE vibE i aM gettinG iS exemplarY.
II: i alsO enjoY hiS methoD oF savinG oN NOOSES, althougH i don'T knoW iF thaT woulD bE acceptablE aT aN actuaL TRIAL. iS thiS dartH vadeR stilL activE? anD woulD hE bE willinG tO replacE yoU?
II: somE offencE intendeD, buT i doubT yoU possesS thE griT tO makE iT iN a LAWless universE. yoU arE likE a naiL madE oF grubS, anD thE academY oF harD hangingS iS goinG to comE dowN oN yoU likE a hugE fuckinG JUSTICE HAMMER.
II: disableD grubS.
II: thaT arE alsO CRIMINALS
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Post by alexander on Apr 17, 2012 21:34:32 GMT -6
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Post by aethal on Apr 17, 2012 21:43:34 GMT -6
II: hoW thE mightY havE falleN, unlesS thiS iS anotheR onE oF youR wilY humaN deceptionS. iN anY casE i wilL continuE mY investigatioN afteR humourinG thiS primitivE pictostorY yoU havE provideD foR INVESTIGATION.
II: eH noT impresseD
II: thiS seemS illogicaL
II: ...?
II: ...! JEGUS FUCK
inevitableIntermediary [II] has ceased trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --
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II: YOU FUCK YOU MADE ME SHOOT MY CRIME-TOP
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Post by alexander on Apr 17, 2012 21:51:58 GMT -6
ZA: Did you seriously shoot your computer?
ZA: Aren't those things expensive?
ZA: Goddammit I am not paying for a replacement.
ZA: Why the hell would you shoot your computer?
ZA: Come on man.
ZA: You talked so big.
ZA: Show some balls.
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Post by aethal on Apr 17, 2012 22:02:52 GMT -6
II: yeS yoU fucK, i waS watchinG thE comiC wheN thE hellisH monsteR imagE accosteD mE.
II: mY reflexeS arE thE stufF oF legendS, i waS squeezinG ofF thE firsT SHOT beforE i kneW whaT waS happeninG.
II: i'M a fuckinG finelY tuneD instrumenT oF fuckinG INEVITABLE JUSTICE, thE CRIME-toP didn'T stanD a chancE.
II: anD noW you'vE madE mY SHITLIST yoU stupiD fuckinG alieN.
II: seriouslY i aM goinG to geT iN toucH witH thiS humaN LAW ENFORCER anD hE iS goinG tO makE surE yoU fuckinG HANG.
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Post by alexander on Apr 17, 2012 22:06:38 GMT -6
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Post by aethal on Apr 17, 2012 22:25:11 GMT -6
II: oH
II: ...
II: mY
II: ...
II: goG
II: NO ALIBI
II: NO JUSTICE
II: NO DREAM
II: NO HOPE
II: thiS bizarrE anD malformeD humaN iS... iS...
II: 
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Post by alexander on Apr 18, 2012 16:21:31 GMT -6
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Post by aethal on Apr 19, 2012 3:59:43 GMT -6
II: jeguS whaT thE fucK iS youR probleM
II: i aM noT havinG anY sorT oF reD feelinG towardS youR stupiD bluE LAW GOON.
II: anD yoU arE aN idioT foR suggestinG otherwisE.
II: alsO hiS haiR lookS stupiD anD hE doesn'T carrY a GUN or a NOOSE.
II: worsT fuckinG LAW-GIVER ever
II: oH jeguS hE jusT slammeD hiS handS dowN oN hiS EXECUTION SLAB
II: hE iS declarinG hiS OBJECTION tO hiS hateD foE
II: onlY onE oF theM maY survivE
II: waiT shiT someone'S cominG
II: i'M noT donE witH yoU yeT humaN. yoU wilL reimbursE mE iN somE waY foR thiS affronT.
II: JUST yoU waiT.inevitableIntermediary [II] has ceased trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --
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