Trolling Humans II: Die Harder [VENN]

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-- intermediateIntermediary [II] began trolling vociferousCryptid [VC] --
II: alrighT paY attentioN becausE thiS iS reallY importanT
II: i aM a spacE COP. froM spacE... ... anD i requirE youR assistancE
II: i'vE monitoreD youR entirE lifE givE oR takE anD i'vE determineD thaT yoU arE thE besT equippeD tO helP mE witH thiS probleM
II: despitE hoW inherentlY borinG anD fuckeD uP youR lifE haS beeN.
II: excepT foR thaT onE timE.
II: oH goG thaT waS funnY.
II: buT anywaY i aM requisitioninG youR aiD.
II: yoU seE i neeD tO samplE thE vasT pilE oF shiT thaT iS youR planet'S cinemA foR filmS abouT explosionS anD SHOOTinG anD excitemenT.
II: thiS iS importanT iT iS foR mY spacE INVESTIGATION anD iF yoU don'T helP mE i wilL havE yoU throwN intO space JAIL pendinG youR immediatE EXECONVICTION.
II: it'S alsO becausE i losT mosT oF mY movieS wheN mY collectioN felL ofF a clifF.
II: buT mostlY thE spacE COP thinG

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-- vociferousCryptid [VC] replied to intermediateIntermediary [II] --

VC: man you guys are just
VC: COM!NG OUT OF THE WOODWORK HUH
VC: WELL NOT L!TERALLY BUT !T'S A PRETTY CLOSE TH!NG
VC: ANYWAY ! W!LL GLADLY HELP !N YOUR SPACE M!SS!ON, FROM SPACE
VC: for EXPLOS!ONS and SHOOT!NG and EXC!TEMENT
VC: M!GHT ! SUGGEST THE P!LLAR!NG OEUVRE OF THE GREAT ART!ST BRUCE W!LL!S
VC: WOULD YOU PERHAPS L!KE TO D!E HARD?
VC: OR TO D!E HARDER
VC: OR TO D!E HARD, BUT ALSO W!TH A VENGEANCE?
VC: ALL ARE
VC: QU!TE POSS!BLE W!TH!N
VC: the scope of h!s work
VC: ! m!ght also recommend the TRULY EXCELLENT F!LM, STAR WARS
VC: AS !T !S D!RECTLY PERT!NENT TO YOUR SPACE COP DUT!ES
VC: though !t may be seen as short-s!ghted s!nce !t really !s just a HUMAN !MAG!N!NG OF SPACE
VC: BUT HOO BOY !S !T FUN
VC: also, my name !s venn, n!ce to meet you!

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II: i aM alreadY familiaR witH thE actionS oF LAWGIVER vadeR tO a certaiN extenT
II: anD oH boY diD yoU humanS fucK uP.
II: spacE iS nothinG likE thaT
II: i waS alsO goinG tO throW thE booK aT yoU foR threateninG tO kilL mE
II: buT iT turnS ouT diE harD iS thE namE oF onE oF youR primitivE humaN moviE titleS
II: usinG mY highlY advanceD spacE COP instanT messaginG technologY i wilL talK tO yoU afteR i havE observeD youR crudE moviefilM.



II: alrighT thaT waS admiteddlY verY enjoyablE.
II: althougH i goT a littlE toO intO iT anD wokE uP caegaR. especiallY wheN hE waS fightinG thaT guY oN thE skY vessel'S winG anD thE entirE thinG bleW uP.
II: thaT waS a finE examplE oF LAW ENFORCEMENT iF a littlE conservativE.
II: i'vE decideD noT tO havE yoU EXECUTED buT i requirE morE materiaL

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VC: haha yeah star wars !s pretty !NACCURATE
VC: BUT YOU NEVER REALLY CAN KNOW, CAN YOU?
VC: AS THE OPEN!NG CRAWL POS!TS: !T ALL OCCURS A LONG T!ME AGO, !N A FAR AWAY PLACE
VC: HOW M!GHT ONE KNOW EXACTLY HOW LONG OR HOW FAR?
VC: YOU CANNOT
VC: THE OR!G!N AND LOCALE OF THE STAR WARS UN!VERSE !S DOWNR!GHT
VC: CRYPT!C
VC: anyway yeah d!e hard mov!es are pretty awesome
VC: but !f you want FURTHER EXTREME ENTERTA!NMENT
VC: m!ght ! suggest the work of V!S!ONARY D!RECTOR M!CHAEL BAY
VC: PART!CULARLY H!S F!LMS, BAD BOYS ! AND !!
VC: also, the transformers mov!es have TONS OF EXPLOS!ONS
VC: and ! guess the autobots are k!nd of l!ke space cops

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II: whaT thE helL
II: yoU havE youR owN versioN oF wilL smitH?
II: alsO thiS baD boyS anD baD boYs II seeM remarkablY likE a filM i useD tO cherisH
II: in whicH twO lowerblood LEGISLACERATOR recuitS musT thwarT thE machinationS oF unsavorY CRIMINALS witH aS mucH sasS anD mavericK disregarD foR collatoraL damagE aS possiblE
II: iT waS likE mY favouritE fuckinG filM
II: althougH ouR versioN waS infinitelY morE refineD
II: whilE i continuE watchinG thesE acceptablE humaN excuseS foR cinemA
II: i musT alsO telL yoU i neeD assistancE witH anotheR matteR
II: i requirE VENEGANCE oN thE reD texteD humaN
II: hE haS crosseD a linE anD musT bE PUNISHED

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VC: haha yeah ! guess w!ll sm!th !s l!ke a un!versal constant
VC: however ! am NOT SURE ! CAN HELP YOU W!TH THE VENGEANCE
VC: ZA !s ONE OF MY BEST BUDS
VC: but maybe ! can help you guys smooth over whatever d!sagreement you have!
VC: ZA'S REALLY QU!TE A COOL GUY ONCE YOU GET PAST ALL H!S CASUAL TOMFOOLERY