METAL GEEAARRR [Alex]

[aethal]

-- intermediateIntermediary [II] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --
II: ...!
II: hopY shiT
II: jusT wheN i thoughT yoU couldn'T fucK uP anymorE
II: yoU prototypE a fuckinG battlE roboT
II: arE yoU reallY sO fuckinG densE thaT thiS woulD seeM likE a gooD ideA
II: werE yoU all "HEY GUYS IT SEEMS FIGHTING THE BLACK KING WOULD BE TOO EASY LET'S CROSS HIM WITH A METAL DEATH MACHINE WITH A FUCKING RAILGUN FOR A HAND"
II: "BEST PLAN EVER"
II: yoU arE sO retardeD it'S likE yoU werE droppeD oN youR heaD aS a gruB
II: seriouslY yoU arE sO stupiD iT shoulD bE a CRIME.
II: i wanT tO puT yoU oN fuckinG TRIAL foR CRIMES againsT intelligencE
II: onlY tO geT thE casE throwN ouT becausE wE don'T executE rockS
II: becausE yoU arE fuckinG dumB aS onE
II: jeguS

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[alexander]

ZA: Hey, for the record.
ZA: I told her to stop.
ZA: I spent ten months on that thing.
ZA: And it's not just a battle robot.
ZA: It's a Metal Gear.
ZA: Go look up Metal Gear Solid, ass.
ZA: There is no way.
ZA: I would make just some generic battle robot.
ZA: Also, it has laser eyes.

[aethal]

II: okaY
II: firsT oF alL whaT thE fucK iS a metaL geaR
II: seconD oF alL you'rE takinG responsibilitY foR youR owN kernelspritE
II: noW whilE i'M goinG tO derivE a certaiN amounT oF pleasurE froM watchinG thE blacK kinG hanD youR reaR orificE tO yoU witH hiS neW paiR oF laseR eyeS
II: i alsO knoW thaT iF yoU fucK uP it'lL havE DIRE consequenceS.
II: sO you'rE goinG tO havE tO pulL youR hanD digiT ouT anD plaY thE fuckinG gamE
II: yipeE kI yaY motherfuckeR
II: noW withouT spoilinG thingS
II: thaT timeR iS baD
II: sO whateveR you'rE doinG
II: dO iT fasteR! gO gO gO gO!

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[alexander]

ZA: A Metal Gear is basically a giant monster robot.
ZA: With some sort of extremely high powered armament.
ZA: Some have nuclear capabilities.
ZA: Usually developed by a nerdy guy with glasses.
ZA: Needs a gruff man with a bandana to take it down.
ZA: Anyway, I'm not worried.
ZA: You really think I wouldn't design a Metal Gear.
ZA: Without giving it some sort of weakness?
ZA: Well you'd be absolutely right.
ZA: But it wasn't finished.
ZA: So it might have something.

[aethal]

II: welL yoU knoW whaT iF you'rE goinG tO wastE timE tellinG mE abouT youR stupiD roboT wheN yoU coulD bE doinG somethinG usefuL theN i givE uP.
II: jusT focuS oN enterinG thE fuckinG mediuM. thaT iS aN ordeR froM thE spacE POLICE.

inevitableIntermediary [II] has ceased trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --

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