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Post by slayer on Apr 19, 2012 20:18:26 GMT -6
-- scorpiusImperial [SI] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --
SI: Greetings!
SI: From what I've been spearing you've gone and done one of your Earth "derps" (I learned this from your internet, did I use it correctly?)
SI: To the best of my ability I have come to understand that you have...
SI: Prototyped some form of invincible doomsday machine?
SI: Is this correct, what I am spearing from my friends?
SI: Perhaps I could better understand the situation
SI: Were you to axplain just WHAT IN THE NAME OF SWEET MERCILESS TROLL JEGUS YOU WERE THINKING!?
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 20:22:00 GMT -6
ZA: VI.
ZA: And it's not my fault.
ZA: My Server player prototyped it.
ZA: And damn right that thing is an invincible doomsday machine.
ZA: Or it would be.
ZA: If I got to finish it.
ZA: But no.
ZA: Instead she prototyped a half finished... prototype.
ZA: So no A.I.
ZA: Or nuclear capabilities.
ZA: Although I'm not sure if I'd use that one.
ZA: Anyway, due to it being a prototype, it MIGHT be faulty.
ZA: MIGHT.
ZA: I take great care when I test.
ZA: But it's my invention.
ZA: So if anyone knows how to beat it.
ZA: It's me.
ZA: And I have no idea how to beat it.
ZA: At least in any other way than "break it dead."
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Post by slayer on Apr 19, 2012 20:27:23 GMT -6
SI: I suppose I could understand that.
SI: Interesting sting about server players.
SI: They are not quite as reliable as one would like them to be.
SI: Break it dead?
SI: It appears that you and I operate on the same level 7:D
SI: Destroying all of the stings is kind of my sting, you know?
SI: So, considering that the Black King is now going to have
SI: What? Lasers, fire arms, any other horrible horrible stings you have equipped this hellbot with?
SI: For the love of Jegus, please do not prototype something even more ridiculous for the second prototyping! |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 20:32:01 GMT -6
ZA: Actually.
ZA: They don't get the second prototype.
ZA: I don't think anyway.
ZA: I guess I could ask the Queen about this the next time I see her.
ZA: But I think it's just first prototype.
ZA: And well, I'd prefer to do something other than break it dead.
ZA: That took me ten months to get to that point.
ZA: I'd rather not have to start over.
ZA: Though I guess I don't have a choice at this point.
ZA: Motherfucker.
ZA: I'm still pissed.
ZA: And everyone's hounding my ass.
ZA: I swear to God.
ZA: It's like you were all watching me.
ZA: Waiting for one goof.
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Post by slayer on Apr 19, 2012 20:40:08 GMT -6
SI: I did not mean that.
SI: All I was implying was that THERE IS NO POINT TO THIS GETTING ANY MORE OUT OF HAND.
SI: I do not speak for my friends, who I can only assume are berating you about this very thing right now.
SI: But I do not have the time or patience to just sit in front of my husktop watching you pink monkeys do your Earth "derp".
SI: I have better shit to do, like watch hilarious videos on grubtube.
SI: Maybe I would pay more attention to your human shenanigans if you were interesting?
SI: Go kill one million people, only then will you be the hero.
SI: Or worthy of my attention.
SI: One of those stings. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 20:46:17 GMT -6
ZA: One million.
ZA: Right.
ZA: That's a bit strange.
ZA: But you are right for the berating.
ZA: I'm being harassed by your friends.
ZA: The Black King.
ZA: And being pleasantly talked to by her Highness.
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Post by slayer on Apr 19, 2012 20:54:43 GMT -6
SI: The Black..what?
SI: Tell me you're not talking to the very entity to whom you have granted nigh invincibility!
SI: Also, fine, don't kill one million people.
SI: It's your own fault if your friends all die because you couldn't get your shit together.
SI: Hey, I can talk pleasantly to people too!
SI: I just choose not to.
SI: Because fuck you guys.
SI: Fucking everyone over for no good reason.
SI: At least we have reasons for fucking with each other. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 19, 2012 20:58:58 GMT -6
ZA: Oh Jesus.
ZA: Here we go again.
ZA: Do you realize you are troll #VI?
ZA: V others have pestered me to tell me how much I have screwed up.
ZA: Tell me something new already.
ZA: And yes, it's that guy.
ZA: He's not happy.
ZA: BK: ♚ Now, to reiterate: What did you just do?! The frog symbolism of the universe is outright blasphemous imagery, and you dare defile the royal countenance with such heresy? I have ceased my consideration of boiling out your insides to feed to starving Prospitan slaves, as I feel that death will be too swift, and relatively painfree. I consider, as an alternative, ripping off each of your limbs, cauterizing them, searing out your eyes, and allowing you to live out the rest of your existence as a gross mockery of your former self. Yes, that seems much more appropriate, don't you agree?
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Post by slayer on Apr 19, 2012 21:08:50 GMT -6
SI: That is...
SI: That's kind of hardcore.
SI: Don't get me wrong.
SI: I'm not saying you totally fucked up forever here.
SI: There's always a way to fix shit.
SI: And to be honest: The robot is fucking cool.
SI: I'm just obliged to scream at you.
SI: Being both a troll and the future ruler of my race, anything that could later fuck ME over, is a bad thing.
SI: Now.
SI: You have more pressing matters right now.
SI: Keep the timer in mind, human.
SI: Don't you dare die before I get a chance to kill you myself.
-- scorpiusImperial [SI] has ceased trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] --
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