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Post by anguis on Apr 10, 2012 10:01:23 GMT -6
-- neuroticAnapsida [NA] began trolling zeusAmmon [ZA] at 012:00 --
NA: Alright asssshole.
NA: You look like the leasst annoying out of all thesse weird little pink bitchess.
NA: Sso I guessss I'll talk to you.
NA: Now.
NA: Explain your weird pink sspeciess to me.
NA: I'd ask fisshgirl over there but sshe kind of freakss me out.
NA: Sso explain.
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 10:24:04 GMT -6
-- zeusAmmon [ZA] responded to neuroticAnapsida [NA] at 12:10 --
ZA: Rude.
ZA: Would it kill you to show some common courtesy?
ZA: And furthermore, what do you mean by my species?
ZA: Are you insinuating I am a pig and not a human?
ZA: Or perhaps you think I'm a squid.
ZA: Honestly, I don't mind explaining.
ZA: But if you're seriously going to act like that, then why should I?
ZA: Trolls can be annoying.
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Post by anguis on Apr 10, 2012 10:53:53 GMT -6
NA: Actually.
NA: Thiss 'common courtessy' you sspeak of might jusst kill me.
NA: I'm sstill not convinced that the Culling Droness are actually gone.
NA: Your 'common courtessy' might be the lasst sstraw on a huge pile of other sstrawss that are my weaknessssess.
NA: But anyway.
NA: I think it'ss ssafe to assssume that your sspeciess iss called human.
NA: And if you wissh for thesse sstrange ssocial nicetiess I ssupposse I can indulge you.
NA: For everything you tell me about humanss.
NA: I'll ansswer a quesstion about trollss.
NA: I'll even sstart.
NA: Trollss are annoying.
NA: Now tell me about your pink human not-pig not-ssquid race.
NA: What are pigss and ssquidss anyway?
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 12:12:23 GMT -6
ZA: I thought when trolls role-played, they tended to act as obnoxious furries.
ZA: Yelling classics such as "YIFF YIFF YIFF," "U MAD."
ZA: And of course.
ZA: "JULAAAAAYYYY."
ZA: And I have gleamed that trolls are annoying.
ZA: You do a wonderful job of propagating that image.
ZA: But to answer your questions.
ZA: Squids are delicious seafood.
ZA: Pigs are delicious pork.
ZA: Though they are often used to study things like Forensic Entomology due to them having a similar mass to humans.
ZA: As for humans ourselves.
ZA: We're the top of the food chain, we've taken over the world, and we can use technology.
ZA: Including the ability to destroy this planet in a couple hours.
ZA: To give you your tidbit of information.
ZA: We're essentially a bunch of psychos that like to play with the kiddie gloves on.
ZA: But have access to far, far worse.
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Post by anguis on Apr 10, 2012 13:08:52 GMT -6
NA: What.
NA: Ew.
NA: No.
NA: We don't roleplay.
NA: Well.
NA: Ssome of uss do.
NA: But I'm not one of them.
NA: I actually have prioritiess and cannot wasste time on ssuch frivolouss activitiess.
NA: Though if ssquidss and pigss are really jusst deliciouss sseafood and pork.
NA: Why didn't you jusst ssay sso?
NA: Humanss really are kind of sstupid.
NA: And if all you humanss have is ssilly technology that you don't even usse.
NA: I guessss thiss iss jusst a wasste of time.
NA: Gog damnit.
NA: Why the fuck would ssuch an underdeveloped race even play SSGrub?
NA: You're going to get yoursselvess killed.
NA: Fuck.
NA: You almosst got uss killed.
NA: Though I guessss I can't change that without making a bunch of doomed timeliness or whatever.
NA: Sso there's no point in dwelling on it.
NA: But fuck you anyway.
NA: Jusst for the principle of the thing.
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 13:25:29 GMT -6
ZA: Oh yes, because firing nukes left and right is a wonderful idea.
ZA: Instant incineration followed by years of radiation that makes the area nigh uninhabitable.
ZA: We might as well have fired Brahmastra.
ZA: And frankly, we play because we're bored.
ZA: You are proving the underdeveloped part right however.
ZA: If you're anything to go by, you are part of said inferiority.
ZA: Because it's SBURB, you underdeveloped boob.
ZA: And I'm going in first to prevent us from running into any such situation.
ZA: You will be pleased to know that I know what I'm doing.
ZA: And have access to nice toys.
ZA: Feel free to tell me what we did to almost kill you though.
ZA: Don't worry, I won't try to avert it to preserve stability.
ZA: I'll just do it harder.
ZA: And unfortunately, I do not know you very well.
ZA: So fucking is impossible.
ZA: It doesn't matter though, as I prefer to be on top.
ZA: Not to mention that I'm more into romance than sex.
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Post by anguis on Apr 10, 2012 15:48:13 GMT -6
NA: What kind of idiotic race makess weaponss that do more than they're ssuppossed to?
NA: Sserioussly.
NA: That'ss jusst sstupid.
NA: Alsso.
NA: Trollss are hardly underdeveloped if we have.
NA: Well.
NA: Had.
NA: An empire sstretching to the farthesst reachess of the galaxy.
NA: Like the asssshole tyrantss we are.
NA: And for our ssessssion it wass called SGRUB.
NA: Again.
NA: Not that it matterss becausse it'ss the ssame gogdamn thing no matter what it'ss called and either way it'ss going to desstroy your world.
NA: I don't even know what you did, anyway.
NA: But you fucked ssomething up.
NA: And your Jack got into our ssessssion jusst ass we were about to get our prize.
NA: Except he wass ssuper powerful for ssome reasson.
NA: And he fucked sshit up.
NA: We barely got out alive.
NA: And.
NA: Oh gog ew.
NA: Jusst.
NA: No.
NA: Fuck no oh gog fuck you.
NA: Jusst go fuck yoursself fuck.
NA: Like I'd even want to touch one of you ugly pink basstardss.
NA: Not to mention that I'm only ssix you ssick fuck.
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 16:06:07 GMT -6
ZA: What part of psychos do you not get?
ZA: And exactly, had.
ZA: Meaning it's dead.
ZA: Gone.
ZA: However, if you were such assholes.
ZA: Then I do say that you deserved what you got.
ZA: But I digress.
ZA: From the sounds of it, we probably nuke ourselves.
ZA: Which is possible.
ZA: All it'd really take for us to go that far.
ZA: Is just one bad day.
ZA: I doubt you're six though.
ZA: No kid that age can spell that good.
ZA: The ss aside, which I assume is just a quirk, you have fairly good spelling.
ZA: Though really, you're sending me confused messages.
ZA: You say you'd never consider such actions with me.
ZA: Then you furiously tell me you wish to.
ZA: Help me out here.
ZA: Anyway.
ZA: All I can tell is that you clearly...
ZA: /Puts on his sunglasses/
ZA: Lost the game.
ZA: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
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Post by anguis on Apr 10, 2012 17:06:22 GMT -6
NA: The pssycho part, obvioussly.
NA: The empire iss only dead and gone becausse Alternia wass fucking desstroyed.
NA: Asssshat.
NA: And for the record.
NA: The end of the world hass nothing to do with your actionss.
NA: The meteorss are going to hit no matter what you do.
NA: None of your nukess or whatever they are desstroy your world.
NA: And you fucking ignorant fuck.
NA: I'm ssix ssweepss.
NA: Which iss apparently not equal to whatever the fuck you meassure your time in.
NA: Ass far ass I can tell from what I'm sseeing.
NA: We're about the same age.
NA: I think you're older though.
NA: Maybe sseven or eight ssweeps.
NA: Wait furioussly?
NA: Ass in rage?
NA: Ass in hate?
NA: Well now thiss iss jusst fucking awkward.
NA: Fuck.
NA: Human boy persson.
NA: I am not interessted in a blackrom okay.
NA: Esspecially not with an asssshat like you.
NA: We only losst the game becausse of you fuckerss.
NA: Which iss nothing to be excited about.
NA: Or putting on your ssunglassssess for.
NA: Fuck are you a fucking roleplayer.
NA: Gogdamn I hate roleplayerss. |
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 17:25:11 GMT -6
ZA: /Alexander does not find this awkward at all./
ZA: /Alexander feels right at home./
ZA: /Alexander ponders just shooting the meteors down./
ZA: /Alexander feels that would be boring though./
ZA: /Alexander takes the sweeps into question./
ZA: /Alexander is told he is VII or VIII sweeps and does the math./
ZA: /Alexander is in reality XV years./
ZA: /Alexander deduces NA would be XIII./
ZA: /Alexander is pleased that he is being watched though./
ZA: /Alexander believes that NA really did deserve to lose the game./
ZA: /Alexander is however, aware that it's not his fault./
ZA: /Alexander knows that there is no possible way he could screw up that bad./
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Post by anguis on Apr 10, 2012 17:40:22 GMT -6
NA: Oh no.
NA: No.
NA: Thiss iss not acceptable.
NA: No sstop it.
NA: Sstop this nonssensse right now.
NA: Fuck.
NA: I'm sstarting to genuinely hate you.
NA: In a platonic way though.
NA: Becausse the thought of a blackrom never even occurred to me.
NA: Me.
NA: Firsst persson.
NA: Me mysself and I.
NA: And I.
NA: I I I.
NA: Did not desserve to losse the fucking game becausse.
NA: Well we jusst didn't claim the prize really.
NA: But that wass the point of the whole fucking thing and you jusst sscrewed uss all over.
NA: You.
NA: Not Alexander.
NA: You.
NA: Sscrewed uss.
NA: Uss.
NA: Firsst persson uss.
NA: Over.
NA: Now sstop it.
NA: You can and did sscrew up that bad and worsse fuckhole.
NA: Sso sstop it or I sswear to gog I will fucking sslaughter you.
NA: Platonically.
NA: You will be dead in ssuch a platonic manner you have no idea.
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 17:48:37 GMT -6
ZA: /Alexander ain't gonna be held down by no one./
ZA: /Alexander is a freedom fighter./
ZA: /Alexander is fighting the power./
ZA: /Alexander is bringing the man down./
ZA: /Alexander is however, Alexander./
ZA: /Alexander is calling bullshit./
ZA: /Alexander is on top of this shit./
ZA: /Alexander deduces that NA is blowing shit about the colossal mistake./
ZA: /Alexander wonders what he could have possibly done./
ZA: /Alexander accepts NA's challenge./
ZA: /Alexander says to bring it on bitch./
ZA: /Alexander says Come at me, bro./
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Post by anguis on Apr 10, 2012 22:18:58 GMT -6
NA: I think I'm going to cry.
NA: Thiss iss caussing me physsical pain.
NA: Sserioussly thiss iss worsse than the fucking FLARPerss.
NA: At leasst FLARP had a fucking point.
NA: Kind of.
NA: Thiss iss jusst sstupid.
NA: And painful to read.
NA: I sswear to gog.
NA: If the Culling Droness ssmell my tearss and come to collect becausse of you.
NA: Well I wouldn't do anything becausse I'd be dead.
NA: But anyway.
NA: If you don't sstop thiss roleplaying nonssensse right now.
NA: Thiss bitch will not bring anything on.
NA: There will be no coming.
NA: None, Alexander Human.
NA: None of the coming.
NA: None of it.
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 22:27:54 GMT -6
ZA: /Alexander Human is unhappy to hear about this./
ZA: /Alexander Human is getting a lot of mixed messages here./
ZA: /Alexander Human wonders if dressing as a Culling Drone will help./
ZA: /Alexander Human finds a Culling Drone costume and puts it on./
ZA: /Culling Drone Alexander Human does not wish to cause NA physical pain./
ZA: /Culling Drone Alexander Human thinks NA needs a hug./
ZA: /Culling Drone Alexander Human thinks that said hug needs to be culltastic dronery./
ZA: /Culling Drone Alexander Human reaches towards NA for that culltastic dronery hug./
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Post by anguis on Apr 10, 2012 23:06:25 GMT -6
NA: Sserioussly my hussktop iss going to be sstained green becausse of you.
NA: My tearss are flowing all over thiss fucking thing.
NA: Congratss.
NA: You made me cry.
NA: Wait fuck what.
NA: How iss that even a fucking thing with you humanss.
NA: No sstop it thiss issn't funny.
NA: I don't do hugging no sstop.
NA: Even virtual human roleplaying hugss.
NA: Sso sstop it or I.
NA: Will do ssomething I don't even know but it will be bad.
NA: Oh gog thiss iss jusst.
NA: Thankss for bringing it up asssshole.
NA: Now I'm going to go cry in a fucking corner becausse I jusst imagined being hugged by a Culling Drone and fuck.
NA: They are made of metal they sshould not be warm.
NA: Sstop with your roleplaying sshenaniganss or I am going to fly off the fucking handle.
NA: I'll be sspinning through disstant sspace and the handle will be sso.
NA: Far.
NA: Away.
NA: Oh wait I'm already sspinning in disstant sspace.
NA: Guessss I have that covered then.
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