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Post by vio on Apr 10, 2012 18:42:08 GMT -6
-- whitefacedInquisitor [WI] began trolling zeusAmmon[ZA] --
WI: v You, at least, seem marginally competent. v
WI: v If only marginally. v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 18:44:23 GMT -6
-- zeusAmmon [ZA] responded to whitefacedInquisitor [WI] --
ZA: Another one?
ZA: Color me intrigued, at least.
ZA: So, are you going to tell me what you're requesting my attention for?
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Post by vio on Apr 10, 2012 18:47:22 GMT -6
WI: v How about we start with your motherfucking name, wiggler? v
WI: v I will even give you mine. v
WI: v I am Caegar. v
WI: v Remember it. v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 18:50:51 GMT -6
ZA: Alexander.
ZA: And you've yet to tell me why you're contacting me.
ZA: You seem like someone who prefers to get to the point.
ZA: So you will do so.
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Post by vio on Apr 10, 2012 19:01:05 GMT -6
WI: v An offer, Alexander. v
WI: v I am going to save your worthless fucking life. v
WI: v And in return, I own you. You will do whatever the fuck I say whenever I fucking say it, motherfucker. v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 19:04:17 GMT -6
ZA: And you expect me to dive into this blindly.
ZA: With zero regard as to who you are.
ZA: What you are doing.
ZA: Or how you even got this.
ZA: I hate to break it to you, but I'm quite skeptical.
ZA: Or does this have to do with Jack?
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Post by vio on Apr 10, 2012 19:15:47 GMT -6
WI: v You don't need the knowing. Leave the knowing to the motherfucking Seer. v
WI: v Obey your creator, wiggler. v
WI: v Tell me about this Jack motherfucker you speak of. v
WI: v And tell me who else has been talking to you. v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 19:25:04 GMT -6
ZA: Ah, what was that phrase?
ZA: "You don't need the knowing."
ZA: Yes, I believe that was it.
ZA: Not that it matters.
ZA: If you are God, you should not need my answers.
ZA: I'm certain omniscience would give you what you seek.
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Post by vio on Apr 10, 2012 19:41:25 GMT -6
WI: v Do not invoke that name. I do not follow God. v
WI: v There is no such motherfucking thing as God. v
WI: v There are only the Mirthful Messiahs. v
WI: v But if you want motherfucking omniscience. v
WI: v I WILL FUCKING GIVE IT TO YOU v
WI: v You have a guardian. v
WI: v You doubt their choices daily. v
WI: v You look down on your fellow players. v
WI: v They are beneath you. v
WI: v In this we are motherfucking alike, you and I.
WI: v Once they start slowing you down, you leave them. Ditch the dross, go for gold. v
WI: v THIS IS WHAT WILL FUCKING KILL YOU v
WI: v I am not here to schoolfeed a motherfucking wiggler. I am here for a tool. A scalpel to cut out the impurities of your race. v
WI: v You will be my tool. v
WI: v Or I will v
WI: v LEAVE v
WI: v YOU v
WI: v TO MOTHERFUCKING v
WI: v DIE v
WI: v HONK v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 19:53:59 GMT -6
ZA: Most people have a guardian.
ZA: It's called "thinking things through."
ZA: Congratulations.
ZA: You can read memos that asshats accidentally make public.
ZA: And yes, I am aware that ditching everyone is a bad idea.
ZA: I still don't buy your claims of omniscience though.
ZA: Tell you what, tell me my specibus, and I'll listen a bit more closely.
ZA: Now, I'm no Seer.
ZA: But let me assume for a moment this isn't all bullshit.
ZA: If I am understanding correctly.
ZA: We do something in our game to soup up Jack.
ZA: Beyond his normal parameters.
ZA: And as a result.
ZA: He wrecks your session at the moment of promised victory.
ZA: Am I correct?
ZA: Also why the honk.
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Post by vio on Apr 10, 2012 20:17:08 GMT -6
WI: v Jokerkind, motherfucker. v
WI: v That most sacred of gifts is in your filthy gutterblood hands. v
WI: v Why do you think I chose you, motherfucker? v
WI: v You are wrong on every level and you fuck up worse than all the other shits combined. v
WI: v But you have been chosen. The most boring piece of meat on your entire fucking planet and you were touched by their hands. v
WI: v I have the wicked knowing in me, wiggler. It burns in me like mirth. v
WI: v I must use you. But first you must live. And if you want me to let you live, you have to tell me everything. v
WI: v Who have you been talking to? v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 10, 2012 20:31:19 GMT -6
ZA: Oh. Wow. Uh...
ZA: I genuinely have nothing to say to that.
ZA: Touche, sailor clown.
ZA: You have my full attention.
ZA: Though I wish I wouldn't be kept in the dark as to what I do.
ZA: Though I suppose it is neat to know my Jokerkind really is valuable.
ZA: Anyway, I can't really tell you who contacted me, I never really got much about them.
ZA: I can tell you this though.
ZA: Olive text.
ZA: S/he would constantly say that his/her hatred was platonic. Constantly.
ZA: Seemed like thinly veiled hatelust, or something.
ZA: Which, if you do know this stuff, then you can explain this to me.
ZA: The hell is blackrom?
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Post by vio on Apr 11, 2012 4:56:27 GMT -6
WI: v Valuable, sacred, no motherfucking difference. v
WI: v Just like it won't make any motherfucking difference what we tell you or don't tell you. v
WI: v You're going to fuck everything up anyway. v
WI: v Anguis. v
WI: v When will that useless grassblooded nooklicker learn to keep v
WI: v HER MOTHERFUCKING HANDS v
WI: v OUT OF MY MOTHERFUCKING BUSINESS v
WI: v The next time you see her, tell her to stop spreading her motherfucking lies. v
WI: v Or Caegar is going to have to cull a bitch. v
WI: v Tell me what she motherfucking said to you. v |
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Post by alexander on Apr 11, 2012 8:24:06 GMT -6
ZA: Oh, she then.
ZA: Anyway.
ZA: Honestly? Nothing concrete.
ZA: She just dropped super powerful Jack from our session.
ZA: And that we screwed you over at the last second.
ZA: And that you guys are off in space.
ZA: The rest is just me piecing things together.
ZA: I do at least try to make sure I have a good idea of what's going on.
ZA: Anyway, I think I'm forming a better picture.
ZA: And... cull them, are you serious?
ZA: One, that's ridiculous, two, I guess I already punished her.
ZA: I was not aware the image of being hugged by a Culling Drone.
ZA: A comfort hug no less.
ZA: Was a truly scarring thing to behold.
ZA: You see, I'll be honest.
ZA: I'm still extremely skeptical, you guys are convincing, not going to lie.
ZA: But I don't think this Anguis friend of yours should be a problem.
ZA: She apparently blocked me over the Culling Drone thing.
ZA: Crying that her husktop, whatever that is, had been stained green with her tears.
ZA: And constantly adding "platonically" to all her venom.
ZA: Anyway, tell you what. Tell me what the first sign for all this batshittery is.
ZA: If that happens, then I'll start working with you.
ZA: Even though I would appreciate not being referred to as a tool.
ZA: I don't mind you thinking I'm beneath you, everyone thinks I'm beneath them.
ZA: Everyone.
ZA: Which isn't too bad, I guess.
ZA: I mean, it just makes that moment where they realize you're a lot scarier than you let on.
ZA: All the better, right?
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Post by vio on Apr 11, 2012 10:16:54 GMT -6
WI: v If that's supposed to be a motherfucking threat, you're a bigger fucking joke than I thought you were. v
WI: v There is no first sign, motherfucker. v
WI: v You were fucked from the very start. v
WI: v And with all this motherfucking hoofbeastshit you're spewing, I'm beginning to see why. v
WI: v Jack's motherfucking gone. I saw to his motherfucking exile my very own wicked self. v
WI: v And for mirth's sake, fix your fucking text color. v |
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