Competence [Alex]

[alexander]

ZA: I'm not changing my text.
ZA: Don't get me wrong, I'd much prefer purple.
ZA: I do genuinely prefer it over red and would've rather had it.
ZA: Friend of mine though called it, and well, the rest is history.
ZA: And what.
ZA: How is a condition a threat?
ZA: In what way did I threaten you?
ZA: You're jumping the gun.
ZA: Stop being stupid.
ZA: But fine, I know when to use the carrot instead of the stick.
ZA: I'm hearing very conflicting stories.
ZA: So here is my offer.
ZA: Explain to me everything that happens in your session.
ZA: And actively help me when I need it.
ZA: And when I say help.
ZA: I mean not being a total bitch about it.
ZA: We will be working together as allies.
ZA: Not a fucking worker with his tool.
ZA: Answer my fucking questions when I ask them.
ZA: And in return.
ZA: When the game is over, win or lose, I will give you Jokerkind.
ZA: And it will be yours to use as you please.
ZA: Cross me however.
ZA: And I will activate my Goddamn Murder Mode.
ZA: Find you where you are in space.
ZA: Because I know that too.
ZA: And I fucking murder you with Jokerkind.
ZA: THAT is a threat.
ZA: Because let me ask you one thing.
ZA: WHO'S THE MOTHERFUCKING CHOSEN ONE HERE?
ZA: Go on.
ZA: Do it.
ZA: Deny that which I know your heart desires.
ZA: I motherfucking dare you to.

[vio]

WI: v I am, motherfucker. v
WI: v IT IS MY VERY OWN v
WI: v WICKED MOTHERFUCKING SELF v
WI: v I I already have Jokerkind. You have not one motherfucking thing I want. v
WI: v So if you know what's good for you, you will v
WI: v SHUT v
WI: v THE MOTHERFUCK UP v
WI: v AND CHANGE YOUR FUCKING TEXT COLOR v
WI: v It's too bright. Are you blind as well as stupid? A rustblooded sack of rank sopor like you should have been culled sweeps ago. v
WI: v Change your text to match your blood, motherfucker. v
WI: v Mine is the most glorious indigo. v
WI: v Yours is rust. Filthy v
WI: v fucking v
WI: v RUST v

[alexander]

ZA: Are you serious.
ZA: Not only is red blood horrible for some reason.
ZA: But you want my text to reflect my blood color?
ZA: Well then guess what.
ZA: It already is then.
ZA: BRIGHT RED, BIZNATCH.
ZA: HORRIBLE OF HORRIBLE IF I HEARD YOU RIGHT.
ZA: AND YOU CAN SEE ME RIGHT?
ZA: SEE MY JOKERKIND IN MY HAND?
ZA: YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH, LOOK WHERE I'M RUBBING IT.
ZA: FEELS GOOD MAN.
ZA: FEELS SO MOTHERFUCKING GOOD.

[vio]

WI: v No. v
WI: v NO v
WI: v STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY v
WI: v I'm going to fucking throw up. v
WI: v MUTANT MOTHERFUCKING HERETIC v
WI: v I WILL MAKE STARDUST FROM YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BONES v
WI: v I WILL REACH INTO YOUR MIND v
WI: v AND RIP OUT v
WI: v YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SANITY v
WI: v AND WEAR IT LIKE MOTHERFUCKING HAT v
WI: v HONK v

[alexander]

ZA: OH I'M A MUTANT.
ZA: GOLLY I'M SURE GLAD I'M NOT ALONE.
ZA: WE ALL ARE.
ZA: EVERY SINGLE HUMAN HAS MY BLOOD.
ZA: Wait, shit.
ZA: You're really going to throw up?
ZA: Uhhh fuck.
ZA: Listen, you don't want to get that crap on your computer.
ZA: So I would get something to vomit it.
ZA: Like a bucket.

[vio]

WI: v I AM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER
WI: v Oh sweet mirth, you're fucking disgusting. v
WI: v EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF YOU v

-- whitefacedInquisitor [WI] has blocked zeusAmmon [ZA] --