First Contact - (Open to any one human)

[dauntlesspiscator]

-- dauntlessPiscator [DP] began trolling [OPEN] at 7:15 PM --

DP: Okay.
DP: Phirst things phirst.
DP: What the phuck are YOU?

(OOC: It's up to you when in your character's history this occurs. She's making a blind stab at the timeline.)

[lelia]

-- uncannyAuxiliatrix[UA] replied to public memo at 07:20 --

UA: ditto on the whole question thing.
UA: however i really will only answer such a thing unless you do such first.
UA: definitely not going to jump into a blind relationship.
UA: one responsible hominid here.
UA: oh shit i just gave it away didnt i.

( perhaps the first pester/be pestered on the checklist? )

[dauntlesspiscator]

DP: What I am doesn't matter.
DP: I'm phrom a non-terrible species, unlike you. That's all you need to know, little blue!

(Fine by me! Meir is on the meteor being ticked about endingfailure. )

[lelia]

UA: okay, i'm not one to pry.
UA: a non-terrible species hmm.
UA: i guess that sounds tranquil, glad to know that youre kind isnt off ravaging innocents.

[dauntlesspiscator]

DP: No they are not.
DP: They would ordinarily be but some bad shit happened.
DP: What does your species do and how phragile would you estimate it is?

[lelia]

UA: well thats nice.
UA: not the bad shit thats not the best of course but you know that.
UA: our species wrecks havoc upon the fragile environment that we have set up on this planet. it honestly isnt the kindest species.
UA: however due to this wrecking we have climbed to the top of the food chain.
UA: which is good for us i suppose.
UA: （　´_ゝ`）

[dauntlesspiscator]

DP: Maybe I underestimated you people then.
DP: Maybe you are not the BIGGEST disappointment I have ever heard oph.
DP: Perhaps you are just a very large one but not worthy oph any HONORS in that category.
DP: Please tell me you are not herbivores.

[lelia]

UA: im glad to hear that information.
UA: really quite ecstatic.
UA: and what sort of question is that.
UA: we are quite an advanced society with and assortment of different people who eat an assortment of different things.
UA: but i am not personally a herbivore.

[dauntlesspiscator]

DP: Shut up it's a really IMPORTANT question.
DP: Actually do not shut up I am still interrogating you.
DP: Is your species spacepharing? I can phind nothing to indicate that this is the case.

[lelia]

UA: oh pardon.
UA: i dint realize that your species was so intent on to what we consume.
UA: but anyway, we are spacefaring.
UA; if only to a small distance, this distance being from our planet to the moon.
UA: i assume that your species is as well, but can go much more farther than us.
UA: because you all obviously have such a heightend grip on technology.

[dauntlesspiscator]

DP: I am actually attempting to assess the SOURCE oph your phailure.
DP: Iph you don't even have a massive galaxy-spanning EMPIRE I can't say I'm surprised that this goes so HORRIBLY. Holy phuck you guys are inept!
DP: I was going to try to help PHIX it but wow I am really not getting anything USEPHUL to work with am I?!

[lelia]

UA: i suppose not.
UA: i mean you dont want to save us if all we do is jump from one rock to one rock and tarnish both of them.
UA: and we cant even breathe in space without these special helmet things...
UA: yeah best to let us die i suppose, if we are so inept at taking care of our own solar system as well as species.

[dauntlesspiscator]

DP: No.
DP: See ordinarily I would be perphectly PHINE with that. Weak things dying is how shit is SUPPOSED to go.
DP: But no you guys had to come and phuck up what I was doing and THAT tears it!