==> Jack Noir: attend party

[jacknoir]

==> Jack Noir: attend party

What is this thing.

In your hands.

Staring at you.

Mocking you.

It is an invitation to the annual royal tea party. Sent by the huge bitch.

==> Jack Noir: stick out tongue and be disgusted

BLEH, you say. BLEH. There could not POSSIBLY BE ANYTHING MORE UNPLEASANT THAN THIS. Of course the HUGE BITCH organized this ENTIRE DISGUSTING SHINDIG just to AGGRIEVE YOU. She's always cooking up these HATEFUL BITCHY SCHEMES that you are convinced are contrived PURELY FOR YOUR SUFFERING.

One day you will have your revenge. ONE DAY.

Right now you are APPROACHING THE TEA PARTY. OF COURSE YOU ARE NOT IN UNIFORM. Nothing on this godforsaken purple moon could make you DON SUCH A RIDICULOUS OUTFIT.

You briefly consider stabbing the Queen.

YOU VERY SERIOUSLY CONSIDER IT.

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[blackqueen]

==> Black Queen: await guest

Where is he? He's taking forever.

Doesn't he realize he's your special and highly privileged guest?

Ingrate.

The things you do for him! And he shows up late! This entire tea party - just for him and his inconsiderate, ungrateful self! You even broke out the fancy tea set.

He better at least be dressed right. You'll STAB HIM if he isn't.

No, really, you will. Maybe.

Oh, look! There he comes!

Black Queen: continue awaiting the ingrate

But wait.

Wait.

What.

The.

Hell.

Is this?

WHY IS HE NOT DRESSED IN HIS UNIFORM? UNACCEPTABLE.

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[jacknoir]

==> Jack Noir: bow before your queen

NEVER.

NO.

YOU WILL NEVER SUPPLICATE YOURSELF BEFORE THE HUGE BITCH.

The fact that you have even attended her miserable party is already FAR TOO MUCH. Have you not suffered enough?

No. No. Not enough for the BITCHQUEEN. She taunts you with her FANCY TEA SET, items of AFFLUENCE which you cannot hope to possess in your MEAGRE ADMINISTRATIVE POSITION.

There are no words in any language to fully describe the depth of your hatred for this woman.

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[blackqueen]

==> Black Queen: stare at scathingly

What the hell does he think he's doing? Does he think he runs the place? Who the hell is Queen here? It sure as hell isn't the ingrate without a crown who can't even dress right.

God, look at this shit you put up with. You should just become an Exile. At least then you'd get some damn RESPECT.

Black Queen: sigh heavily

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Black Queen: You're late, Jack Noir, and furthermore, you are not even dressed properly.
Black Queen: You shame me. I am simply ashamed to be seen with you. Look, I've arranged a nice little tea party for us and you can't even dress right.
Black Queen: You might as well be naked. That'd be much more suitable.
Black Queen: What have you to say for yourself, Jack Noir?