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Post by slayer on Jun 10, 2012 14:08:35 GMT -6
==> SI: *snop* [/size][/b] You snop yuer fingres Black fetch modus cards arrange themselves behind you. You have this bitch on lockdown, it is a TAG MODUS. Anything anyone could ever want is sealed within your innumerable cards. It would take forever to get through all of your cards, so you've separated them in categories, after that everything is tagged normally. This means you've had to memorize all of the several thousand things you possess, it was no easy thing.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Gate of Alternia; Device, Portable, Medium, Internet. [/spoiler] Unlike most moduses, modii...whatever, yours doesn't expel things violently, rather it arrays the cards to be ejected in front of you, giving you a second or so to catch whatever comes out. In this case two devices pop out, your PORTABLE HUSKTOP and your SLICEPOD, both of which are internet capable. You balance the HUSKTOP on one hand, the SLICEPOD rests comfortably in the other.
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SLAIER: Like I said, I'm not into art.
SLAIER: But you can use these. [/spoiler] |
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 15:16:26 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Be amused.
You watch his fetch modus shenanigans. You like yours. You just feel it. You just have to feel whatever you want and you get it. Speaking of which, you feel your pictureshades. You feel so hard you make little fists and shut your eyes tight. Then, your shades drop out of nowhere. You grin and put them on, pressing a few buttons so they display little smiley faces on them. You figure you should have made these internet-capable, but you didn't. So you have to live with this.
He holds out two devices that could connect to the internet and you take both. You use both. At the same time. You decide to just use grubtube since it's easier.
Hmm. Troll Grimes or Troll Purity Ring?
LOFORA: ✯ whhiichh ∞nee d∞ yy∞uu waant ffiirst: thhee chhiill ∞nee ∞r thhee chhiilleer ∞nee?
You look up, hoping for at least a quick response. You could show him more... Enthused stuff, but you think he'll probably hate it. For some reason, you think showing him chill music is a good idea.
Showing the prince of rage music to relax to.
Great idea, you.
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Post by slayer on Jun 10, 2012 23:25:26 GMT -6
==> SI: Something with lots of guitar [/size][/b] Lofora's a Hipster fish, she probably doesn't even know what a guitar is. You just kind of gape at Lofora, not sure exactly which type of music would most please the holes that pass for your ears. Your tastes in things are not sophisticated, by anyone's standards. You suppose, hypothetically, you have been "chill" in the past, most likely after settling in to watch one of your My Little Hoofbeast marathons, so this could be an acceptable choice.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: I would say "chill".
SLAIER: On a completely unrelated note; do you know what a guitar is? [/spoiler] |
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 10:49:19 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Be offended.
Of fucking course you know what a guitar is. You're not stupid.
LOFORA: ✯ aaree yy∞uu beeiing seerii∞uus riighht n∞w?
LOFORA: ✯ liikee, c∞mpleeteelyy seerii∞uus?
LOFORA: ✯ yy∞uu aactuuaallyy thhiink thhaat's aa vaaliid quueestii∞n t∞ aask s∞mee∞nee liikee mee?
LOFORA: ✯ ii'm s∞rryy buut ii'm aa biit ∞ffffeendeed.
LOFORA: ✯ aand t∞ aansweer, ∞ff ffuuckiing c∞uursee ii kn∞w whhaat aa guuiitaar iis.
LOFORA: ✯ buut ii ff∞rgiivee yy∞uu.
LOFORA: ✯ n∞ w∞rriiees.
You decide, fuck it. You'll put on troll Grimes anyway. Fuck if he hates it, you've got some guitar for him. Just he fucking wait. You put on your favorite of her songs and look up at Slaier, waiting for a reaction. Probably disgusted, but whatever. [/center] |
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 11:11:50 GMT -6
==> SI: Be in pain [/size][/b] JEGUS FUCK! What is this horrifying sonic torture assaulting your ears!? You literally hit the ground writhing in pain. You don't even know what the fuck.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: AUUUUUUUUUGH!
SLAIER: Why would you do this to me!?
SLAIER: I thought we were friends! [/spoiler] The sad thing is that you are not faking this. One of the notes is apparently fucking up your fishy equilibrium. It's awful. You vaguely remember this being the reason you fucking stay all of the away from music.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 11:26:30 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Be more offended.
For real? What a drama queen. You might just prune one of your cacti of its spines and toss it at him when he isn't looking... Hee hee, that would be so mean. You won't do that. But fuck if it won't be the funniest shit you've ever seen.
BS: ✯ duudeer daa ffuuck.
BS: ✯ geet uup.
BS: ✯ whhaat thhee shhiit.
BS: ✯ ii'vee neeveer seeeen aanyyb∞dyy l∞see thheeiir d∞mee hhaardeer thhaan yy∞uu juust diid.
BS: ✯ ff∞r reeaal.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu waant s∞mee ffuuckiing guuiitaar?
Alright. Hardball. Whatever. You put on this song. You like this one too. It's very different from the one you showed him before. It is literally not chill at all in any way. He might not die. [/center] |
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 11:38:00 GMT -6
==> SI: Use Sepulchritude [/size][/b] No. It's not even close to time for that. The aural destruction has decreased thanks to this new, rage inducing track. You are grateful for this, because you're going to hurt Lofora in ways only you can.
You spring up from the floor and snatch the SLICEPOD out of her hand, you like to listen to niche music also, well after Baltyr introduced you to music.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: You cannot defeat me! Not with your insane cactus music! [/spoiler] [/justify][/size] |
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 11:41:29 GMT -6
==> Lofora: What the fuck?
Slaier proceeds to embarrass himself. You sit there, slowly tilting your head a bit.
LOFORA: ✯ kaayy ffiirst ∞ffff whhaat d∞ myy caactii hhaavee t∞ d∞ wiithh aanyythhiing?
LOFORA: ✯ aals∞ seec∞nd thhiis stuuffff iis suubpaar.
LOFORA: ✯ ii meeaan iit's ∞k aas liikee aa paar∞dyy, ii guueess?
You shrug. Whatever. So, Slaier has bad taste in music. Damn. Can't convert them all.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 11:48:36 GMT -6
==> SI: Just as planned [/size][/b] You would take a chip and..do something with it if you had one. You know how to beat a hipster, it's not hard. You just have to hipster right back at them until they leave you alone. This is going to be extremely satisfying.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: You wouldn't get it. Troll @stalara is fairly indie. Her messages are too subtle for the MAINSTREAM music "lover", which connoisseurs like myself gorge ourselves on her delicious way with words. [/spoiler] Every part of that sentence made you want to vomit your organs out. All of them. Including the important ones.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 11:55:31 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Raise eyebrow.
He just came at you. Slaier just came the fuck at you. You raise that eyebrow high and grin. You hope he brought some tissues.
LOFORA: ✯ weell, ff∞r ∞nee, thhee ffaact thhaat thhiis peers∞n iis aa "tr∞ll twiitteer muusiiciiaan" speeaak v∞luumees ∞ff hheer meessaagee.
LOFORA: ✯ thhaat iis, saaffee t∞ saayy, thhaat thheeree iis n∞t ∞nee.
LOFORA: ✯ iit iis meereelyy aa paar∞dyy, aa ffaauux aanthheem raallyyiing thhee iinteerneet t∞ taakee n∞ aactii∞n aagaaiinst aa speeciiffiic gr∞uup.,
LOFORA: ✯ thheeree iis n∞ chh∞rd pr∞greessii∞n, ∞r diistiinctiivee meel∞dyy.
LOFORA: ✯ thheeree iis ∞nlyy aan uuglyy, baassyy s∞uund reeguurgiitaatiing whhaateeveer yy∞uur preecii∞uus muusiiciiaan p∞keed ∞uut ∞n hheer keeyyb∞aard.
LOFORA: ✯ thhiis s∞ng c∞uuld hhaavee beeeen maadee byy aan eeiighht yyeeaar ∞ld, hh∞weeveer hheer v∞iicee maakees thhaat n∞t s∞.
LOFORA: ✯ shhee hhaas n∞ iideeaa hh∞w t∞ siing, iiff yy∞uu liisteen t∞ hh∞w hhaard eeaachh "r" s∞uund iis.
LOFORA: ✯ ii d∞uubt shhee's eeveen ∞peeniing hheer m∞uuthh suuffffiiciieentlyy.
LOFORA: ✯ ii c∞uuld baang ∞uut s∞meethhiing liikee thhiis iin teen miinuutees.
LOFORA: ✯ iits ∞nlyy aappeeaal c∞mees n∞t ffr∞m thhee muusiic, buut ffr∞m thhee steeree∞tyypeed suubcuultuuree ∞ff tr∞lls uundeerneeaathh iit.
LOFORA: ✯ yy∞uu'ree eend∞rsiing thhee beeraatiing ∞ff ∞thheers, s∞meethhiing ii beeliieevee wee'vee beeeen ∞veer.
LOFORA: ✯ ii'm diisaapp∞iinteed, slaaiieer.
LOFORA: ✯ ii thh∞uughht yy∞uu weeree beetteer thhaan thhiis.
You cross your arms and smile wryly. Slaier's move.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 12:01:59 GMT -6
==> SI: Be backed into a corner [/size][/b] What? No! It wasn't supposed to happen this way! You were supposed to win! She's got you. You don't even know what to say. You adore Troll @stalara, for her to be anything less than amazing is to crush your whole reality.
Don't you dare realize that she's actually dead. Don't.
Oh. No. No she did not just try to poke holes in your pride. Who the hell does she think you are?
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Better? Of course I'm better. [/spoiler] You point at the tyrian smear on your shirt.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: According to this, I'm better than EVERYONE.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 12:09:26 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Become Troll Charlie Sheen.
Winning.
LOFORA: ✯ yy∞uu eexplaaiineed yy∞uurseelff eeaarliieer hh∞w thhaat iis, iin ffaact, n∞t truuee.
LOFORA: ✯ piick aa siidee, duudeer.
LOFORA: ✯ reegaardleess yy∞uu'll bee cuultuuraallyy iinffeerii∞r. s∞rryy.
LOFORA: ✯ ii meeaan eeveeryy∞nee iis, thh∞uughh, iit's n∞ biig deeaal.
LOFORA: ✯ ii'm thhee keeeepeer ∞ff thhee aart hheeree.
LOFORA: ✯ iit's aa t∞uughh liiffee.
You shrug once more. You're being so disgustingly apathetic right now. It's probably driving Slaier insane. But it's all in good fun. You'll probably exchange more music later. Once you find something Slaier doesn't seize to.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 12:15:42 GMT -6
==> SI: Violence [/size][/b] You know what? Go for it. You snap your fingers, once again cards, blah blah blah you know how this shit works by now, dude. You know exactly what you're going to do. You weren't kidding when you said you have nearly everything anyone could ever want in these cards. You're about to prove it.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Gate of Alternia; fruit, ripe [/spoiler] Something like a dozen different types of squishy, formerly edible fruits rocket out of your modus. You're not sure exactly what they are, or more accurately WERE. She is not going to be pleased with you, you will probably take a cactus to the face later on. You'll have to advance your cactus genocide plan by a few thousand years to account for this.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 12:20:58 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Don't lose your domepiece.
Which you don't. You're soon covered in old fruit. At least they smell okay. Your smile turns into the most serious face you've ever put on. You remove your picture shades and calmly wipe them.
LOFORA: ✯ ii hh∞pee yy∞uu kn∞w whhaat thhiis meeaans, slaaiieer.
LOFORA: ✯ yy∞uu shh∞uuld waatchh yy∞uur baack.
LOFORA: ✯ ii caan reem∞vee thhee spiinees ffr∞m aa caactuus.
LOFORA: ✯ hheell, ii hhaavee s∞ maanyy diiffffeereent tyypees.
LOFORA: ✯ ii hhaavee beent ∞nees.
LOFORA: ✯ biitee siizeed ∞nees.
LOFORA: ✯ ffiifftyy p∞uund ∞nees.
LOFORA: ✯ ii hhaavee aa ffeeeeliing yy∞uu'ree g∞iing t∞ beegiin geettiing aacquuaaiinteed.
LOFORA: ✯ veeryy, veeryy s∞∞n.
LOFORA: ✯ aals∞ yy∞uu'ree aa shhiit.
If you're sticky after this, so help you gog, you will show Slaier how many cacti you really fucking have.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 12:29:53 GMT -6
==> SI: Fear for your life [/size][/b] The consequences will never be the same. You begin to fear for your life. You fucking knew this wasn't a good idea, why did you even do this? You knew that Lofora was pure evil only barely kept restrained by all of the hard drugs she does. Fuck. You're dead. Might as well start turning your back to Caegar while you're at it, maybe go signal Jack?
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Yeah...well
SLAIER: Your hair is stupid. [/spoiler] What?
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