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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 12:33:23 GMT -6
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 12:37:17 GMT -6
==> SI: Reconcile [/size][/b] That would probably be a good idea. You finally weakened her! Just like Fiduspawn taught you! Now, while she's confused, salvage this conversation!
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: How about..
SLAIER: We just agree to never mention that to anyone?
SLAIER: Ever.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 12:40:09 GMT -6
...The fuck?
[/center] LOFORA: ✯ waaiit whhyy diid yy∞uu briing myy hhaaiir iint∞ thhiis?
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 12:47:56 GMT -6
==> SI: Abscond [/size][/b] You're not stupid, you know how women and their wiles work. You're going to salvage this conversation and deepen your friendship right this very moment. It's going to be epic. The stuff of legends. Bards (the non heroic type) will sing of your greatness for generations!
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: I think one of the human girls is "attractive". [/spoiler] You don't, but you'd have said anything short of "I love Rainbow Drinkers" for a chance at changing the subject. The entertainment sphere is in Lofora's court now, you anticipate great things from-who are you kidding, she's going to throw this right back in your face.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 12:49:58 GMT -6
LOFORA: ✯ reeaallyy? whh∞?
Wow.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 12:56:23 GMT -6
==> SI: Flail [/size][/b] Fuuuuuuck. You did NOT anticipate this. You don't even know their names. Hell, you can't remember their text colors, not that it would matter, since they don't hemotype. The best you can do is take a stab at it.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: The...uh..fuck..
SLAIER: The angry pink one. That bitch. [/spoiler] Yes, now stop asking questions. You know you couldn't get any more specific than that. You don't KNOW what any of the humans look like, you can't use the viewing feature of trollian because you're pretty sure that your version is horribly out of date. Ha. It occurs to you that that makes your version of trollian more hipster than Lofora's.
The realization depresses you.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 13:00:14 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Become suspicious.
He's being mad sketchy. Fuckin' sketchball. Mallic is sketchy too. They could be sketchbuddies.
LOFORA: ✯ thheeree's aan aangryy piink ∞nee?
LOFORA: ✯ aand ∞∞hh. s∞uunds caaliigiin∞uus. hh∞w neeaat iis thhaat?
LOFORA: ✯ s∞, whhaat's shhee l∞∞k liikee, duudeer?
This sounds juicy. Now you'll know if Slaier's really serious or not.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 13:08:41 GMT -6
==> SI: LIE [/size][/b] You fucking lie like you assume whatever deceptive animal Anguis is based on would lie. A slitherbeast! That's what it is, you think. Whatever. You have to get this past Lofora. Chick's about a hundred times sharper than you thought, must be all those fucking cacti she breeds. The thought makes you shudder with BARELY CONTAINED DISGUST.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Yeah, totally.
SLAIER: She called me stupid, I think.
SLAIER: She seemed to imply that she was also too good for me.
SLAIER: So much blackrom, you don't even know.
SLAIER: She might as well have been all up in my troll swag.
SLAIER: The females, they can't contain themselves in my presence, I am filled with manly goodness. [/spoiler] Nailed it.
She'll never anything was ever up.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 13:11:53 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Nope.
Not even close, Slaier. What a nerd.
LOFORA: ✯ thhaat's ffiinee aand daandyy buut whhaat d∞ees shhee l∞∞k liikee?
You decide to chill out on other topics. You could explain how he doesn't even know what swag is. You could inform him that perhaps he doesn't have the charm he thinks he does, as you have a very easy time containing yourself in his presence. Then again, you always contain yourself, so it's whatever.
It's safe to say that you don't believe him.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 13:17:05 GMT -6
==> SI: Lash out [/size][/b] You do. But you're sure to be gentle. You wouldn't want to make the baby cry again. You grit your teeth. You would like to believe that you and Lofora are something vaguely resembling friends at this point. Sure, things kind of rocketed along, but that's to be expected when the hemospectrum declares you to be literally on shade removed from each other. This is going to hurt. You, it's going to hurt you. It'll probably feel like hatecactus.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING HUMAN, LOFORA.
SLAIER: You KNOW I don't know how to use the view shit on trollian!
SLAIER: How could you be so insensitive?
SLAIER: We should just talk about something else, so I can cool off from all of this disbelief in my love life.
SLAIER: Which I totally have. [/spoiler] That'll show the hipster. Right?
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 13:22:26 GMT -6
LOFORA: ✯ w∞aahh, daamn eessee.
LOFORA: ✯ caalm d∞wn.
LOFORA: ✯ duudeer ii caan hheelp yy∞uu wiithh thhaat shhiit.
LOFORA: ✯ buut iiff yy∞uu waant t∞ geet ∞ffff thhee suubjeect, thhaat's c∞∞l wiithh mee.
LOFORA: ✯ wee g∞∞d?
You make a point not to apologize because the fucker threw fruit at you. You're still sad about that. You need to get washed up or something eventually.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 13:28:31 GMT -6
==> SI: Be Troll Freddie Mercury [/size][/b] You're pretty sure that you're already doing that. You win this round. But you know you'll lose the next, it's just a matter of time. She's probably still pissed that you pelted her with fruit. You're pretty sure you have something that could help in your inventory.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Yes, we're cool.
SLAIER: We're always cool. The coolest. Ice gogdamn cold.
SLAIER: Also, you're filthy.
SLAIER: Fucking clean up all that gooey shit covering your person.
[/spoiler] You decide to let her squirm before offering any form of assistance. You coldhearted bastard.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 13:45:11 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Come the fuck on.
You pout at Slaier. You guys are chill, but damn.
LOFORA: ✯ yyeeaahh, ∞k.
LOFORA: ✯ hheeree leet mee juust wiishh reeaallyy ffuuckiing hhaard.
LOFORA: ✯ maayybee iiff ii wiishheed hhaard een∞uughh thhee steeaam ffr∞m myy d∞meepiieecee wiill suupeerhheeaat thhee ffruuiit iint∞ aa gaasee∞uus ff∞rm.
LOFORA: ✯ aand thheen iit'll juust g∞ aawaayy aand diissiipaatee iint∞ spaacee.
LOFORA: ✯ aand thheen beec∞mee giiaant ffuuckiing muutaant spaaceeffruuiit.
LOFORA: ✯ yy∞uu g∞t aanyythhiing thhaat w∞uuld hheelp mee?
You contemplate throwing a bit of the fruit back at him, but you don't want to run the risk of having the rest of his rotted foodstuffs come flying at you. If he has more. Again, calculated risks.
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Post by slayer on Jun 11, 2012 21:53:49 GMT -6
==> SI: Watercannon [/size][/b] Blast her with water! Like some kind of water cannon equipped shellbeast! You would do that, but you find yourself lacking a watercannon. What you do have, though, is a portable shower. You don't understand why Lofora wouldn't be carrying SOMETHING that could moisturize her skin, isn't she worried about cracking?
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Key Items; Device, Portable, Water, Bathing [/spoiler] Your really cool PERSONAL MOISTUR- No, fuck that, it's a shower. It even has this nice black curtain, because why not.
[/justify][/size] SLAIER: Do NOT forget to clean the goo of the drain when you're done.
SLAIER: Fucking unhygienic is what that is. [/spoiler] |
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Post by lofora on Jun 12, 2012 7:44:21 GMT -6
==> Lofora: Be surprised.
You watch as he proceeds to take out a shower. You think a shower is pretty neat. The hot tub you carry around is just not fit for bathing. At least bathing of this magnitude. You didn't expect to be pelted with fruit. After he finishes warning you, you consider leaving some in there just to bug him. But you won't. Wait, where the fuck are you going to put it all?
That's an issue for another few minutes.
LOFORA: ✯ whhaateeveer, bruuhh.
LOFORA: ✯ iiff yy∞uu peeeek ii wiill kiill yy∞uu.
LOFORA: ✯ yy∞uu d∞n't kn∞w hh∞w maanyy caactii ii hhaavee.
LOFORA: ✯ hhaahhaa juust kiiddiing duudeer, ii kn∞w yy∞uu w∞uuldn't.
You give a little chuckle and a smile before hopping in, making sure to take all the precautionary showering measures. That is, removing your clothes. You plan on washing them once you're done. Sure, you'll be wearing damp clothes, but you don't give a fuck. It's not like you've spent most of your life underwater with damp clothes anyway.
You proceed to take FUCKING FOREVER in there.
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