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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 20:52:32 GMT -6
VC: she won't hear a word from me
VC: but ! th!nk you m!ght not be g!v!ng cal! qu!te enough cred!t
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Post by ross on Jul 4, 2012 20:55:49 GMT -6
AA: I'm just being realistic.
AA: Even if this wasn't an obstacle, I'd ruin it just by being me.
AA: Everything I want is doomed to fail.
AA: I've accepted that. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 4, 2012 21:02:37 GMT -6
VC: oh come on
VC: !f you th!nk that way, you're gonna doom YOURSELF to fa!l
VC: everyth!ng you want CAN'T be doomed!
VC: that !s a STAT!ST!CAL ANOMALY
VC: AND H!GHLY !MPROBABLE
VC: AS !MPROBABLE AS THE CHANCE OF ME F!ND!NG NESS!E ON THE MORROW
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 8:07:10 GMT -6
AA: Well, then I guess you better keep your eyes peeled tomorrow. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 11:46:55 GMT -6
VC: ross
VC: don't be r!d!culous dude
VC: not everyth!ng you do !s doomed!
VC: OUR FR!ENSH!P !S NOT DOOMED
VC: WE ARE BROS
VC: THE BROL!EST OF BROS
VC: AND BRODOM
VC: NEVER
VC: D!ES
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 13:12:34 GMT -6
AA: I'd like to believe that.
AA: I really would.
AA: But I like you.
AA: And that means eventually you're going to hate me. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 13:14:15 GMT -6
VC: no, ross
VC: no, ! won't
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 13:39:29 GMT -6
AA: You can't prove that. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 13:41:16 GMT -6
VC: ne!ther can you prove what you're say!ng
VC: you're the one accus!ng me of be!ng a sh!tty person
VC: the burden of proof does not fall on me
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 14:43:05 GMT -6
AA: I'm not accusing you of anything.
AA: I'm just warning you that one day you're going to need me to do something actually important.
AA: And I'm going to fail spectacularly. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 14:47:32 GMT -6
VC: ! don't need anyth!ng from you, ross
VC: we're fr!ends
VC: the only th!ng that fr!ends need !s each other
VC: the only way you could fa!l me !s !f you ceased to be ross
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 17:29:03 GMT -6
AA: I'm sorry.
AA: I shouldn't be putting this on you.
AA: This conversation started so well and now it's all about me. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 17:32:26 GMT -6
VC: sorry ross
VC: you aren't putt!ng anyth!ng anywhere
VC: ! am already tak!ng !t onto my own back
VC: OF MY OWN ACCORD
VC: my back !s fuck!ng laden and that !s the way ! l!ke !t
VC: and as !t happens
VC: ! also l!ke talk!ng about YOU
VC: BECAUSE DESP!TE WHATEVER S!LLY HYPOTHES!S YOU HAVE MANAGED TO WH!P UP !N THAT SHOCK!NGLY DASH!NG HEAD OF YOURS
VC: YOU ARE ACTUALLY A FANTAST!C, FUN, WORTHWH!LE, AND ENT!RELY LOVELY HUMAN BE!NG
VC: as a matter of fact some of my very favor!te conversat!ons are the ones all about ross
VC: they rank near the top of my l!st of conversat!ons
VC: r!ght next to the ones where cory's l!ke 'hey wanna make out'
VC: that's how much ! enjoy talk!ng all about ross
VC: that !s how much
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Post by ross on Jul 5, 2012 18:21:41 GMT -6
AA: Thanks, man.
AA: I appreciate what you're trying to do. |
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Post by venndiegram on Jul 5, 2012 19:07:45 GMT -6
VC: !'m not try!ng to do anyth!ng
VC: !'m s!mply !nform!ng you as to the terms of our relat!onsh!p
VC: and how our brobond does not have to be earned
VC: or upkept
VC: or ma!nta!ned through some false sense of v!ab!l!ty
VC: ! am ALWAYS GO!NG TO BE YOUR FR!END
VC: that
VC: !s s!mply that
VC: and here's the f!rst rule of fr!endsh!p
VC: ! DON'T L!E TO MY FR!ENDS
VC: ! DO NOT M!SLEAD MY FR!ENDS
VC: EVER
VC: SO DO NOT TH!NK TH!S !S PART OF SOME
VC: ELABORATE PLOT WHEREBY ! PRETEND L!KE YOU'RE A GREAT PERSON WHEN !N ACTUAL FACT !'M JUST SECRETLY WH!SPER!NG "MAN WHAT A DOUCHEBAG"
VC: you are an !ncred!ble fuck!ng person ross
VC: your b!ggest weakness !s your goddamn refusal to see the best !n yourself
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