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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 19:54:29 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]barbaryShaman [BS] began trolling quibbledWhimsy [QW] at --:--
BS: ✯ yy∞ suup.
BS: ✯ uuhhhh, thhiis whh∞lee taalkiing t∞ aaliieens thhiing iis kiindaa neew t∞ mee.
BS: ✯ ii thhiink ii'm suupp∞seed t∞ bee hhaassliing yy∞uu aand stuuffff?
BS: ✯ hhaahhaa naaw ffuuck thhaat duudeer ii g∞t yy∞uur baack, naawmsaayyiin? 8)
BS: ✯ ∞k, s∞, uuhh, leet's staart aat thhee beegiinniing. whhaat's yy∞uur naamee? aand hh∞w's liiffee beeiing aa hhuumaan?
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 20:03:57 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Whoa, I think I'm having double vision.
QW: Wait, aliens?
QW: I don't think this begins with my name.
QW: What's this about talking to aliens?
QW: And who are you, anyway?
QW: I'm sorry, that was rude, wasn't it. I didn't mean to sound demanding.
QW: This is just sort of random.
QW: Oh I'm just digging myself deeper here.
QW: Right, beginning.
QW: I'm Cali. Being a human is . . . well it's working out for me so far, I guess. How's being an alien?
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 20:09:10 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ naaw thhaat's juust myy quuiirk. preettyy siick, iisn't iit? 8)
BS: ✯ hhaahhaa n∞ w∞rriiees ii'm l∞ff∞raa.
BS: ✯ ∞hh shhiit aactuuaallyy ff∞rgeet ii t∞ld yy∞uu myy naamee myy ffriieends(?) miighht geet piisseed.
BS: ✯ caall mee bs. 8)
BS: ✯ w∞aahh w∞aahh w∞aahh thheeree hh∞mbree.
BS: ✯ ii'm n∞t thhee aaliieen hheeree, thhaat's yy∞uu.
BS: ✯ n∞t eeveen ffr∞m aa cuultuuraallyy biiaaseed staandp∞iint siincee aappaareentlyy wee creeaateed yy∞uu?
BS: ✯ buut ∞thheerwiisee beeiing aa tr∞ll iis kiindaa meehh, ii'm hhuurtliing thhr∞uughh spaacee ∞n aa giiaant r∞ck.
BS: ✯ suurr∞uundeed byy ffeeeels aand pee∞plee sl∞wlyy g∞iing baatshhiit iinsaanee.
BS: ✯ daayy iin thhee liiffee, naawmsaayyiin? 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 20:13:41 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: As long as it's not my eyes.
QW: My carrots won't mature for another week at best.
QW: Oh wait, you're a troll?
QW: As in those people on the internet who do and say things trying to get a rise out of someone?
QW: Though telling me doesn't seem to be a very effective strategy.
QW: Oh no! Am I playing right into your games?
QW: Are you hacking my bank account or something since I gave you my name?
QW: Or sending like three hundred pizzas to my address?
QW: They always say not to give your name out on the internet.
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 20:16:12 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ w∞aahh baack uup chhiick.
BS: ✯ n∞t aall ∞ff uus aaree liikee thhaat.
BS: ✯ steeree∞tyypees aaree baad. 8\
BS: ✯ aand whhaat? hh∞w w∞uuld ii eeveen d∞ thhaat whhaat eeveen aaree thh∞see thhiings whhaat
BS: ✯ ∞k neeveermiind.
BS: ✯ uuhh. d∞ yy∞uu waant t∞ juust staart thhiis shhiit ∞veer?
BS: ✯ ii meeaan yy∞uu seeeem preettyy neeaat aand ii w∞uuld liikee t∞ staart ∞ffff ∞n thhee riighht ff∞∞t.
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 20:19:45 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh crap, that hole I was digging. QW: Uh, sorry, I'm not very good with new people. QW: If that wasn't painfully obvious. QW: Like so obvious it's digging its way under your fingernails. QW: Or something like that. QW: Sorry, that was morbid. QW: OKAY! QW: This starting over thing sounds like a good idea. QW: Really, really good idea, actually. QW: Let me just climb out of this hole, it's like a bajillion miles deep. QW: Hi, I'm QW.  |
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 20:28:17 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ uum.
BS: ✯ whhaat.
BS: ✯ ∞k.
BS: ✯ ∞k yyeeaahh staartiing ∞veer ii'm n∞t eeveen g∞iing t∞ w∞ndeer whhyy yy∞uu'ree iin aa hh∞lee beecaauusee ii d∞n't kn∞w yy∞uu buut n∞w ii d∞.
BS: ✯ hheell∞ qw! ii aam bs aand ii aam ∞ff aa diiffffeereent speeciiees! hh∞weeveer, ii aam iinteelliigeent aand c∞hheereent aand thhuus wiill bee c∞mmuuniicaatiing wiithh yy∞uu t∞daayy!
BS: ✯ eew thhaat s∞uundeed t∞∞... peeppyy.
BS: ✯ uuhhhh ii d∞n't waant t∞ staart ∞veer aagaaiin caalii.
BS: ✯ qw ffuuck.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu kn∞w whhaat whhaateeveer wee'ree b∞thh beeiing aawkwaard s∞ thhiis wiill bee ∞uur liittlee seecreet.
BS: ✯ kaayy? 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 20:31:36 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: I won't tell anyone if you don't.
QW: And please don't, I'm horrible at blackmailing.
QW: In fact I probably wouldn't tell anyone anyway.
QW: Okay. Let's reel this in.
QW: All-star fishing going on here.
QW: Caught a big one.
QW: Great big twenty five pound question!
QW: So.
QW: Different species what?
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 20:35:19 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ w∞rd.
BS: ✯ n∞ ii g∞t yy∞uur baack.
BS: ✯ ff∞r reeaal thh∞uughh.
BS: ✯ thhiis aawkwaardneess neeveer leeaavees thhiis c∞nveersaatii∞n.
BS: ✯ w∞aahh w∞aahh l∞∞k aat yy∞uu g∞.
BS: ✯ thhaat's aa laargee quueestii∞n.
BS: ✯ ∞hh diiffffeereent speeciiees yyeeaahh aab∞uut thhaat.
BS: ✯ uuhh, weell, ii'm aa uuhh.
BS: ✯ tr∞llee.
BS: ✯ eexceept thheeree's n∞ ee.
BS: ✯ aand ii'm cuurreentlyy ∞n aa meetee∞r hhuurtliing thhr∞uughh spaacee aand aappaareentlyy thhee eeleeveen ∞thheers aand ii creeaateed yy∞uur uuniiveersee.
BS: ✯ wee'ree aals∞ thhee laast ∞ff ∞uur kiind.
BS: ✯ g∞ ffiiguuree. 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 20:39:20 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Okay.
QW: Releasing that twenty five pounder.
QW: Right back into the water.
QW: Because I've spotted me a fifty pounder.
QW: Wait, why am I making fishing references, I don't fish?
QW: So, uh, no offense or anything, but I kind of . . . well that story is kind of hard to buy.
QW: I mean the alien thing alone, okay, sure. But why does your meteor have internet? Does AT&T or whatever company you're using even service outer space?
QW: Oh gosh that sounds snarky. I'm not trying to be rude!
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 20:42:05 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ w∞aahh w∞aahh thhaat's aa laargee ∞nee.
BS: ✯ ∞hh ii kn∞w iit's beecaauusee ii aam aa ffiishh.
BS: ✯ weell ii meeaan ii'm aa seeaadweelleer aand stuuffff.
BS: ✯ neeaar thhee t∞p ∞ff thhee hheem∞speectruum naatuuraallyy.
BS: ✯ swaag. 8)
BS: ✯ buut uuhh iit hhaas iinteerneet beecaauusee... weell aactuuaallyy ii d∞n't kn∞w.
BS: ✯ pr∞baablyy maagiic ∞r s∞mee craazyy shhiit liikee thhaat.
BS: ✯ iit's n∞ biig deeaal. d∞n't w∞rryy aab∞uut iit, duudeer. 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 20:46:26 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Honestly that was a strange question for me to ask.
QW: Someone reveals to me that they're an alien on a meteor in space and my first question
QW: is "how do you have internet?"
QW: This is like first contact stuff going on here.
QW: I need to smarten up, this is a historical moment for our species!
QW: I assume.
QW: You did say you're a troll. Are you like an internet troll or is that the type of alien you are?
QW: Because I don't read much fantasy literature.
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 20:52:57 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ hhaahhaa iit's nbd. 8)
BS: ✯ aand s∞rryy t∞ buurst yy∞uur buubblee.
BS: ✯ ii'm preettyy suuree thhiis iisn't ffiirst c∞ntaact.
BS: ✯ ∞thheers ∞ff uus hhaavee c∞ntaacteed yy∞uu guuyys ii thhiink.
BS: ✯ ii meeaan ii c∞uuld g∞ baack ∞n yy∞uur tiimeeliinee aand taalk thheen aand thheen b∞∞m ii waas ffiirst c∞ntaact.
BS: ✯ buut thhaat's laamee.
BS: ✯ aals∞ duudeer yy∞uu'ree smaart, aappaareentlyy liikee n∞b∞dyy geets thhaat.
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh thhaat's whhaat wee'ree caalleed. liikee hh∞w yy∞uu guuyys aaree caalleed hhuumaans?
BS: ✯ yy∞uu juust hhaavee aa veerb aass∞ciiaateed wiithh whhaat hhaappeeneed t∞ bee ∞uur naamee.
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 20:57:56 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: No, don't go back!
QW: I don't want to be first contact, that's actually a load off.
QW: Now there's no pressure.
QW: I'd be a horrible representative of the human race. All I tend to do is babble on.
QW: Okay, just let me look more at the big picture here.
QW: Assuming you are really an alien, I should learn more.
QW: So I'm assuming this is kind of like Independence Day where the MacBook was able to hack the mothership despite any real similarities in technology.
QW: Actually I'm horrible at reasoning these things out, this probably has nothing to do with that movie.
QW: Uh, babbling. You can go back in my timeline? So you're time-traveling aliens, then.
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 21:03:54 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ hhaahhaa w∞rd. 8)
BS: ✯ naaw d∞n't w∞rryy aab∞uut iit wee'ree aall g∞∞d hheeree.
BS: ✯ ii guueess ffr∞m yy∞uur peerspeectiivee, yyeeaahh, ii'm t∞tees aan aaliieen.
BS: ✯ ffeeeels weeiird thhiinkiing thhaat ii'm aan aaliieen thh∞uughh, yy'kn∞w? 8p
BS: ✯ waaiit whhaat baack uup whhaat aaree yy∞uu reeffeereenciing ii hhaavee n∞ cluuee.
BS: ✯ diiffff speeciiees, reemeembeer?
BS: ✯ 8(
BS: ✯ aand yyeeaahh preettyy muuchh thh∞uughh tiimee shhiit iisn't myy thhiing. iit's preettyy stuupiid tbhh.
BS: ✯ buut ∞thheers liikee iit aand thheeyy kiindaa puull mee aal∞ng wiithh thheeiir tiimee shheenaaniigaans s∞ iit's liikee whhaateevaa.
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