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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 10:33:45 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ naaw d∞n't w∞rryy aab∞uut iit iit's nbd.
BS: ✯ aask ∞nee ∞ff thhee craazyy ∞nees, yy∞uu'll kn∞w whheen yy∞uu taalk t∞ thheem.
BS: ✯ thheeyy'ree pr∞baablyy aall aab∞uut thhaat shhiit.
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh thhaat's whhaat ii'm saayyiing, iit's c∞∞l d∞n't w∞rryy aab∞uut iit.
BS: ✯ ii d∞n't kn∞w iit juust seeeems liikee wee'ree siimiilaar.
BS: ✯ duudee whhaat yy∞uu uusee plaants aas weeaap∞ns aand yy∞uu gr∞w thheem?
BS: ✯ duudeer yy∞uu'ree n∞t beeiing seerii∞uus riighht n∞w yy∞uu'ree tr∞lliing mee s∞ hhaard.
BS: ✯ iiff n∞t ii'm liiteeraallyy smiiliing aand n∞t eeveen reestiing myy chhiin iin myy paalm aanyym∞ree.
BS: ✯ thhaat's hh∞w hhaappyy ii aam. 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 11:45:47 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh yes, I certainly grow my own plants.
QW: Like nonstop.
QW: My garden is a fulltime job to tend to.
QW: The vines always like to get up to trouble.
QW: So I'm always untangling them.
QW: And there is like a bajillion things to water every day!
QW: And then there are new projects!
QW: Like the pumpkin patch I'm installing by the shed!
QW: I was amazed to find I had room by the shed!
QW: Seems like that would be the first place I filled up!
QW: Wait, I'm getting a bit excited.
QW: Sorry, that happens sometimes. I just love my garden!
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 12:04:49 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ duudeer! mee t∞∞!
BS: ✯ ∞hh g∞g ii juust uuseed eexclaamaatii∞n p∞iints aand eeveeryythhiing ii neeveer d∞ thhaat.
BS: ✯ hh∞lyy shhiit myy caactii... weell thheeyy aareen't reeaallyy aanyy tr∞uublee thheeyy juust kiindaa chhiill thheeree beeiing p∞iintyy aas ffuuck.
BS: ✯ aand ii'vee beeeen d∞iing neew pr∞jeects t∞∞! liikee ii'vee beeeen breeeediing thheesee caactii ff∞r suupeer str∞ng skiin aand suupeer p∞teent juuiicee aand stuuffff.
BS: ✯ ii meeaan ff∞rgeet thhee laast paart ii g∞t aahheeaad ∞ff myyseelff.
BS: ✯ duudeer.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu aaree hhuumaan mee.
BS: ✯ 80
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 12:11:00 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well I mean.
QW: I'm not breeding my plants into super strong things or anything.
QW: I just think they're pretty.
QW: And they always grow so fast for me. Like super fast.
QW: I think they just respond well to affection.
QW: Although maybe they shouldn't be responding as well as they do.
QW: Anyway.
QW: I don't think just because we both grow things makes me the human you.
QW: I mean I couldn't even get cacti to grow in my garden, the climate's too cold.
QW: Not that I haven't tried
QW: And you seem far more mellow than me.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 12:14:22 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ weell ii meeaan ii hhaavee t∞ uusee miinee aas weeaap∞ns.
BS: ✯ s∞...
BS: ✯ caactii gr∞w s∞ ffuuckiing sl∞w iit suucks. 8(
BS: ✯ aand yyeeaahh ii aam preettyy chhiill.
BS: ✯ weell daamn.
BS: ✯ meell∞whhaarshheed.
BS: ✯ wee'ree siimiilaar thh∞uughh, whhiichh iis stiill preettyy neeaat.
BS: ✯ riighht? 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 12:36:43 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Similar in that we both enjoy botany, sure. QW: All I have to base the comparison on is what we've discussed this far. QW: You're an alien on a meteor flying through space and chatting through time with a green thumb. QW: I'm a simple human girl living at home with a green thumb. QW: See how I'm having some troubles finding much similarity? QW: I have no doubt you're a great person! QW: You certainly seem it. QW: And I'm sorry if I sound rude sometimes. QW: But I would love to be your friend.  |
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 13:02:26 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ffuuck yyeeaahh b∞taanyy iis thhee shhiit. 8)
BS: ✯ ∞hh c'm∞n duudeer ii'm tryyiing aall ii caan hheeree.
BS: ✯ liikee iiff yy∞uu diisc∞uunt thhee speeciiees riifft?
BS: ✯ ii meeaan ii maayy bee m∞ree chhiill.
BS: ✯ aand yy∞uu aap∞l∞giizee waayy m∞ree ∞ffteen thhaan ii d∞ (iit's c∞∞l nbd).
BS: ✯ ffuuck iit whhaateeveer ffriieends aaree ffiinee t∞∞. 8)
BS: ✯ thh∞uughh d∞n't teell aanyy ∞ff thhee ∞thheer tr∞lls thhaat wee'ree ffriieends thheeyy ffuuckiing hhaatee ffriieendshhiip.
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 13:11:23 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: You know.
QW: The more I hear about the other trolls.
QW: As you seem to be the exception.
QW: The more I think there's some link between our verb 'trolling' and your race.
QW: They sound kind of mean and angry. Bitter almost.
QW: Come to think of it I'm glad you're the first one to talk to me, or I might've had the wrong impression.
QW: Wait, hold on.
QW: Friends are fine?
QW: Like . . . did you want to be more than friends?
QW: I mean, sorry, sorry, probably something to do with different languages and grammar structure.
QW: That almost sounded like resignation and I probably totally misinterpreted that.
QW: Back to what I was talking about before!
QW: Back to . . . uh . . . friends! Yes!
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 13:41:18 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ duudeer ffuuck yyeeaahh thheeyy aaree.
BS: ✯ aangryy aas aall ffuuck.
BS: ✯ beecaauusee yy∞uu, aand d∞n't taakee thhiis thhee wr∞ng waayy, buut yy∞uu aand yy∞uur ffriieends ruuiineed ∞uur gaamee.
BS: ✯ wee kiind ∞ff creeaateed yy∞uu.
BS: ✯ weell, n∞. n∞t kiind ∞ff.
BS: ✯ wee creeaateed yy∞uu.
BS: ✯ aand, aagaaiin, n∞t juust yy∞uu, liikee... eeveeryyb∞dyy aand eeveeryythhiing yy∞uu kn∞w.
BS: ✯ thhaat waas uus.
BS: ✯ /swaag. 8)
BS: ✯ w∞aahh w∞aahh w∞aahh t∞∞ ffaar thheeree.
BS: ✯ naaw ii'm juust saayyiing thhaat liikee... thhee ∞thheers w∞uuld pr∞baablyy geet piisseed iiff thheeyy kneew wee weeree ffriieends.
BS: ✯ thheeyy'd pr∞baablyy taakee mee aand m∞vee mee t∞ aan∞thheer hhuumaan.
BS: ✯ s∞ keeeep thhiis ∞n l∞ckd∞wn, naawmsaayyiin?
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 13:46:14 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Okay.
QW: Whew.
QW: No offense, but I hardly know you.
QW: So those sorts of thoughts were a bit confusing.
QW: Totally a misinterpretation.
QW: Nothing else.
QW: But yeah.
QW: We've been over this. Not a word to any of the others.
QW: Though I would like to meet them. I mean, it's not every day you have an inter-temporal, inter-galactic chat with an alien race.
QW: Or even have much cause to type a sentence like that.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 13:49:43 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ naaw d∞n't w∞rryy aab∞uut iit.
BS: ✯ wee'ree liiteeraallyy ∞nlyy ffriieends.
BS: ✯ uuhhhh... ii d∞n't kn∞w iiff yy∞uu'd liikee t∞ meeeet thhee ∞thheers.
BS: ✯ ii meeaan s∞mee ∞ff thheem caan bee ∞kaayy buut aa l∞t ∞ff thheem aaree aassees.
BS: ✯ aand thhaat's t∞ eeaachh ∞thheer, ii d∞n't eeveen kn∞w hh∞w muuchh thheeyy hhaatee yy∞uu aand yy∞uur ffriieends.
BS: ✯ buut iiff yy∞uu waant t∞, g∞ ff∞r iit. ii caan reeffeer ∞nee t∞ yy∞uu maayybee? ii duunn∞.
BS: ✯ d∞n't eexpeect mee t∞ aactuuaallyy d∞ thhaat ii'm liikee thhee leeaast liikeelyy peers∞n t∞ bee thhee leeaadeer hheeree.
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 13:58:18 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Then maybe that's another similarity between us.
QW: I may be a little more mature than some of the others.
QW: But there's no way I'd ever be a leader.
QW: I really should check out how they're all doing. It's been a while since I talked to anyone.
QW: I only just got my internet fixed.
QW: And then I started talking to an alien.
QW: Maybe I fried some wires or something, because this still seems like something out of a crazy sci-fi.
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 14:03:29 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ niicee.
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh ii w∞uuldn't eeiithheer.
BS: ✯ ∞hh thhaat's aa g∞∞d thhiing, c∞nsiideeriing yy∞uu'ree pr∞baablyy g∞iing t∞ staart reeaal s∞∞n.
BS: ✯ d∞n't w∞rryy aab∞uut iit, iit's weeiird ff∞r mee t∞∞.
BS: ✯ juust liikee aa m∞viiee.
BS: ✯ buut thhiis iis aall leegiit.
BS: ✯ 100%.
BS: ✯ 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 11, 2012 14:12:52 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Maybe I should go do that, actually. QW: Catch up with everyone. QW: Not that talking with the aliens who created my species isn't interesting. QW: Don't get me wrong. QW: But there were plans to play this game, Sburb, and I totally disappeared on everyone! QW: Best to let them know I'm still alive and see what's going on. QW: But I do hope we talk again. QW: You're really interesting, as far as aliens go.  |
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Post by lofora on Jun 11, 2012 14:22:01 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ n∞ n∞ n∞ wee'ree aall g∞∞d hheeree.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu baareelyy kn∞w uus.
BS: ✯ aactuuaallyy c∞rreectii∞n yy∞uu ∞nlyy kn∞w mee.
BS: ✯ aaw shhiit, iit's caalleed sbuurb t∞ yy∞uu?
BS: ✯ aactuuaallyy neeveermiind ffuuck thhaat.
BS: ✯ hhiit uup yy∞uur ffriieends, duudeer.
BS: ✯ juust maakee suuree yy∞uu kn∞w hh∞w muuchh thheeyy meeaan t∞ yy∞uu.
BS: ✯ reeaal taalk. 8)
BS: ✯ aand thhaanks.
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