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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:06:41 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: So there are more of you on the meteor?
QW: Do you have control of it, like where it's going and stuff? Is it your spaceship?
QW: Or is it your time machine?
QW: Actually how does your time machine work, that'd be a good question to ask.
QW: Especially since humans have been working to achieve time travel for like centuries.
QW: I think. Someone wrote a book about a time machine in the 1800s, but don't quote me on that.
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 21:12:19 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ yyeeaahh eeleeveen ∞ff uus.
BS: ✯ ii d∞n't aactuuaallyy kn∞w iiff wee hhaavee c∞ntr∞l? ii'm juust kiindaa r∞lliin wiithh iit.
BS: ✯ wee d∞n't liikee hhaavee aa maachhiinee.
BS: ✯ wee juust kiindaa hhaavee aa uuhh.
BS: ✯ scr∞ll baar?
BS: ✯ s∞rt ∞ff iit's m∞ree liikee ii cliick aand thheen ii caan taalk t∞ yy∞uu thheen.
BS: ✯ craazyy stuuffff.
BS: ✯ waaiit whhaat ∞k ii w∞n't.
BS: ✯ 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:15:40 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well I hope you have control.
QW: It would suck if you were just hurdling helplessly through space. What if you hit another meteor or got sucked into a black hole?
QW: Or are those things space myths? Humans haven't exactly mastered space travel yet.
QW: Wait, a scroll bar? Like a program on the computer?
QW: Okay, so you aren't really traveling through time yourself, but you're talking through time via that program?
QW: That is crazy! Is there any way to send that to me? I know how to torrent things, and I've got a powerful computer here.
QW: I mean I don't really know how much RAM you need to talk to the past, but it's worth a shot!
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 21:19:26 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ hhaahhaahhaa aab∞uut thhaat...
BS: ✯ wee kiind ∞ff aaree ii thhiink.
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh thh∞see aaree thhiings thhaat c∞uuld kiill uus.
BS: ✯ ii tryy n∞t t∞ thhiink aab∞uut thheem.
BS: ✯ ∞r jaack n∞iir.
BS: ✯ thhaat duudee iis aa ffuuck.
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh taalkiing thhr∞uughh tiimee ∞n aa chhaat cliieent thhaat's aa g∞∞d waayy t∞ eexplaaiin iit.
BS: ✯ uuhhhh ii d∞n't thhiink yy∞uu'd bee aablee t∞ ruun iit.
BS: ✯ eespeeciiaallyy c∞nsiideeriing wee'ree ffr∞m diiffffeereent speeciiees.
BS: ✯ liikee wee'ree luuckyy een∞uughh t∞ bee aablee t∞ c∞mmuuniicaatee uusiing thhee saamee laanguuaagee, leet's n∞t geet aahheeaad ∞ff ∞uurseelvees hheeree. 8)
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:24:31 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Sorry.
QW: I can't say the thought of chatting through time isn't exciting.
QW: Could I give my dad stock tips or something, and then grow up rich?
QW: Or wait, if I'm not already rich that would create a paradox.
QW: Plus I don't think they had the internet back then.
QW: Unless they did and I gave him bad stock tips without realizing it, and that means I'm supposed to.
QW: But if you don't give me that program I can't. Which means I won't. Okay, sorry, minor identity crisis.
QW: Who's Jack Noir?
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 21:27:02 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ uuhh whhaat?
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh paaraad∞xees aaree aa biitchh.
BS: ✯ hheeree's aa tiip: iiff iit's n∞t aa thhiing, iit w∞n't bee aa thhiing.
BS: ✯ liikee iiff yy∞uu'ree n∞t riichh n∞w, yy∞uu'ree n∞t g∞nnaa maagiicaallyy geet riichh.
BS: ✯ ∞k uum ∞k ii'll preeteend ii uundeerstaand whhaat yy∞uu juust saaiid. 8)
BS: ✯ d∞n't eeveen ffuuckiing aask, thhaat duudee's aa liiteeraal ffuuck.
BS: ✯ ii hhaatee hhiim.
BS: ✯ aand n∞t iin aa blaackr∞m waayy juust... ffuuck thhaat guuyy.
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:31:43 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Honestly I don't know if we are rich or not.
QW: My parents are always gone, but all the damage my plants cause to the house seems to be covered under their incredible insurance policy.
QW: And they are always traveling.
QW: So maybe I am supposed to give them stock tips.
QW: With due time, I guess.
QW: I mean if you can just click around a scroll bar and talk through time then there's never any rush, is there?
QW: I guess this Jack Noir guy stepped on a few toes?
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 21:40:12 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ s∞uunds liikee myy luusuus eexceept hhee juust d∞ees ffuuckiing n∞thhiing aall daayy.
BS: ✯ duudee's chhiill aas aall hheell thh∞uughh hhee's aa br∞. 8)
BS: ✯ uuhhhh iidk aab∞uut st∞cks ∞r whhaateeveer, duudeer. s∞rryy.
BS: ✯ aand ii guueess c∞nveersaatii∞n wiisee, yyeeaahh.
BS: ✯ aand jaack n∞iir steeppeed ∞n m∞ree thhaan t∞ees. duudee's aa ffuuck. ii'm g∞nnaa leeaavee iit aat thhaat.
BS: ✯ iiff yy∞uu eeveer seeee s∞mee∞nee whh∞ caalls hhiimseelff jaack n∞iir.
BS: ✯ d∞ mee aa ffaav∞r aand puunchh hhiim iin thhee ffuuckiin d∞mee, naawmsaayyiin?
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 21:46:43 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Stocks are like.
QW: Well when a company needs money to start making stuff to sell they sell people stocks.
QW: And when that company has enough money they make stuff.
QW: And the more money they make the more valuable the stocks they sold are.
QW: And then the people who bought the stocks can sell them for even more money.
QW: Or something like that. It seems kind of pointless to me.
QW: One of those things dads are good at, you know?
QW: I guess with only a meteor full of trolls you don't really have an economy.
QW: Anyway, I can try to punch this guy.
QW: Not sure if I'd do much good, I've never thrown a punch in my life.
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 22:15:24 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ...thhaat's ffuuckiin weeiird.
BS: ✯ s∞rryy.
BS: ✯ ii hh∞pee ii d∞n't ∞ffffeend.
BS: ✯ aals∞ whhaat's aa daad?
BS: ✯ aand pleeaasee d∞, maakee yy∞uur ffiirst ∞nee c∞uunt, naawmsaayyiin? 8)1; iiff yy∞uu eeveer seeee s∞mee∞nee whh∞ caalls hhiimseelff jaack n∞iir.
BS: ✯ d∞ mee aa ffaav∞r aand puunchh hhiim iin thhee ffuuckiin d∞mee, naawmsaayyiin?
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 22:20:11 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: I will try!
QW: As for a dad.
QW: Wow, how do you aliens reproduce?
QW: Sorry, that might've been insensitive.
QW: Uh, a dad is like a guy whose genetics you share.
QW: And he's older.
QW: Like his genetics went into you when he and your mom, well, er.
QW: I'm having the birds and the bees talk with an alien.
QW: One more thing to cross off my bucket list, I guess.
QW: Anyway, a dad is someone who looks after you and lends you money and helps you with things, I guess.
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 22:23:21 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ shhiit, duudeer, whhyy'd yy∞uu hhaavee t∞ g∞ thheeree? 8(
BS: ✯ thhiis iis s∞ aawkwaard.
BS: ✯ aask s∞mee∞nee eelsee, ii aam n∞t thhee chhiick t∞ aask.
BS: ✯ ii geet aall eembaarraasseed aand shhiit juust thhiinkiing aab∞uut iit.
BS: ✯ w∞aahh, whhaat? ∞nlyy tw∞ pee∞plee?
BS: ✯ waaiit aand hhee's yy∞uur luusuus t∞∞?
BS: ✯ duudeer ii aam s∞ c∞nffuuseed.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu'ree n∞t tr∞lliing mee n∞w, riighht?
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 22:28:34 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: No, I'm a horrible troll.
QW: Seriously, I could compete in the trolling Olympics and they'd pay me to leave so that the general skill level could go up.
QW: Or down. Whichever is better when it comes to trolling.
QW: Anyway, yeah. Just two people.
QW: A mom and a dad, a female and a male.
QW: With humans each gender has what is essentially one piece of a two-piece puzzle.
QW: And when they put them together they make children.
QW: Wow, what am I, seven? Pieces of a puzzle?
QW: Ask someone else about that, they'd probably be far less childish in their explanation.
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Post by lofora on Jun 10, 2012 22:31:33 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ∞k ii wiill aagreeee wiithh whhaat yy∞uu saaiid.
BS: ✯ yyees. 8)
BS: ✯ hhuuhh thhaat's... weeiird.
BS: ✯ s∞rryy iiff ii s∞uund iign∞raant, iit's juust ii kiind ∞ff aam whheen iit c∞mees t∞ aaliieens.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu uundeerstaand, thh∞uughh. 8)
BS: ✯ hhaahhaa w∞w s∞ wee b∞thh hhaavee t∞ aask ∞thheers aab∞uut ∞uur speeciiees' reepr∞duuctiivee hhaabiits.
BS: ✯ aaree yy∞uu hhuumaan mee? iis yy∞uur weeaap∞n aa caactuus t∞∞?
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Post by whimsy on Jun 10, 2012 22:37:21 GMT -6
[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: If I talk to any other aliens I'll make a point of asking. QW: Or not. That sounded perverted. QW: Er, anyway. Let's drop that topic. QW: Am I human you? Is that what you're asking? That quirk thing can be hard to read sometimes, sorry. QW: Are there supposed to be parallels? QW: As far as I know I'm human me. QW: I don't really use weapons, though I do use vines for a variety of things. QW: And they did come in handy when I had that leopard infestation. QW: The problem with trying to grow jungle plants, nawmsayin?  |
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