Got your back! [Lofora]

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]quibbledWhimsy [QW] began pestering barbaryShaman [BS] at --:--

QW: Hey!
QW: BS!
QW: I just want you to know
QW: That I covered for you with your friends!
QW: To them you're the best troll imaginable!
QW: I think. I can't say I'm a good liar.
QW: But anyway I think you should know about it.
QW: So that you don't get grilled.
QW: I totally hyped you up and told them that you schooled me.
QW: That you made me cry even!
QW: Well by them I mean one.
QW: I was talking to PP.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ beest aas iin myy beest ∞r yy∞uur beest yy∞uur beest beeiing n∞t myy beest.
BS: ✯ waaiit yy∞uu'ree n∞t aa g∞∞d liiaar?
BS: ✯ aand yy∞uu keept ∞n lyyiing aanyywaayy?
BS: ✯ chhiick yy∞uu g∞t guuts leemmee juust teell yy∞uu thhaat muuchh, naawmsaayyiin? reeaal taalk.
BS: ✯ whhaat.
BS: ✯ w∞aahh w∞aahh whhaat.
BS: ✯ aaw shhiit duudeer ii d∞n't maakee pee∞plee cryy ii juust waanteed yy∞uu t∞ liikee n∞t meentii∞n thhaat ii t∞ld yy∞uu myy naamee.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu taalkeed t∞ pp ffuuck.
BS: ✯ ∞k uuhh. ii'm n∞t paaniickiing.
BS: ✯ ii'm reeaallyy n∞t thh∞uughh myy reeaactii∞n waas c∞ntaaiineed iin aa liighht hheeaad tiilt.
BS: ✯ thhaat's preettyy uunff∞rtuunaatee ff∞r mee ii guueess.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh no!
QW: You said you were supposed to be trolling me.
QW: And didn't want the others to know we were friends!
QW: So I figured if I made them think you made me cry
QW: And you were amazing at trolling me, like, the worst troll, or the best, or . . . however that works.
QW: I'm sorry.
QW: I thought I was helping.
QW: I can go talk to him and take it all back!
QW: I don't want to make things hard on you!
QW: Oh no I messed up, didn't I?

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ n∞ buut liikee mee tr∞lliing aakaa juust beeiing iinffuuriiaatiinglyy smaarmyy.
BS: ✯ aaww maan, wee'ree iin aa siitchh. 8(
BS: ✯ yy∞uu triieed.
BS: ✯ n∞ d∞n't d∞ thhaat thheen iit w∞uuld geet eeveen skeetchhiieer thhaan iit aalreeaadyy iis.
BS: ✯ aand iit's aalreeaadyy ∞n aa skeetchh paad.
BS: ✯ shhiit n∞t g∞nnaa liiee, yy∞uu diid meess uup, buut thhee sceenaarii∞ iis reec∞veeraablee.
BS: ✯ ∞r s∞meethhiing liikee thhaat.
BS: ✯ uuhh, ii'd suuggeest neeveer taalkiing aab∞uut mee eeveer aagaaiin.
BS: ✯ waaiit ffuuck thhaat w∞uuldn't w∞rk d∞n't d∞ thhaat.
BS: ✯ ∞k ii g∞t iit.
BS: ✯ saayy thhaat yy∞uu criieed beecaauusee ii c∞nffuuseed yy∞uu t∞∞ muuchh aand yy∞uu cryy eeaasiilyy.
BS: ✯ wiill thhaat w∞rk wiithh whhaat yy∞uu t∞ld pp?

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Probably.
QW: Truth be told he didn't seem too interested in your trolling.
QW: I may have pushed it a bit aggressively during the conversation . . .
QW: Like I said, I'm a horrible liar.
QW: When he didn't respond first so I though he didn't believe me.
QW: And I kind of pushed it.
QW: He was more concerned about the medium or something.
QW: Actually he seemed most concerned telling me how much he didn't care.
QW: I may have gotten a bit confrontational.
QW: I called him out.
QW: Which I don't normally do.
QW: Uh, yeah.
QW: Anyway. Uh.
QW: Shouldn't be a problem, should it?

[lofora]

[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ∞hh thhaank g∞g.
BS: ✯ ∞k weell.
BS: ✯ uum.
BS: ✯ ii duunn∞.
BS: ✯ iit's g∞∞d thhaat hhee d∞eesn't caaree aab∞uut myy tr∞lliing.
BS: ✯ buut hhee d∞eesn't caaree aab∞uut aa l∞t ∞ff thhiings.
BS: ✯ m∞st thhiings.
BS: ✯ eeveeryythhiing.
BS: ✯ buut thhee meediiuum iis kiindaa iimp∞rtaant n∞t g∞nnaa liiee.
BS: ✯ buut hhee's aalreeaadyy cluueed yy∞uu iin s∞ ii'm g∞nnaa ffiind aan∞thheer chhiick t∞ hheelp.
BS: ✯ eeveentuuaallyy.
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh uum waaiit yy∞uu caalleed hhiim ∞uut?
BS: ✯ naahh ii d∞n't thhiink iit'll aactuuaallyy bee t∞∞ muuchh ∞ff aa pr∞bleem seeeeiing aas hh∞w hhee pr∞baablyy juust d∞eesn't caaree.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu'ree aall g∞∞d. 8)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh no!
QW: He didn't really clue me in.
QW: In fact he wanted to hold back all the instructions until I was apparently in mortal peril.
QW: I would really like to know what I need to do before my life is in danger, though, you know.
QW: So your help would be greatly appreciated!
QW: And I don't want you to find another 'chick'!
QW: Unless you want to.
QW: But I like having you as a friend!
QW: Much more than I would like PP!

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ∞hh riighht.
BS: ✯ n∞ w∞rriiees thhaat meeaans hhee t∞∞k yy∞uu ∞n ii thhiink.
BS: ✯ buut ii'm n∞t suuree.
BS: ✯ ii'm neeveer reeaallyy suuree buut thhaat's aals∞ beesiidee thhee p∞iint.
BS: ✯ wee'ree d∞iing s∞ iincaasee ∞ff paaraad∞xees aand shhiit.
BS: ✯ d∞n't w∞rryy aab∞uut iit wee g∞t yy∞uur baack eeveen iiff iit d∞eesn't seeeem thhaat waayy naawmsaayyiin?
BS: ✯ juust truust uus. 8)
BS: ✯ aals∞ juust cuuz ii'm ffiindiing aan∞thheer chhiick d∞n't meeaan ii caan't stiill chhaat iit uup wiithh yy∞uu, duudeer.
BS: ✯ wee'ree stiill ffriieends eeveen iiff, aand ii pr∞baablyy wiill, hhaavee t∞ taakee aan∞thheer hhuumaan uundeer myy ffiins aand hheelp ∞uut.
BS: ✯ pp iisn't aall teerriiblee. ii thhiink. ii hhaaveen't aactuuaallyy taalkeed t∞ hhiim muuchh.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Aww.
QW: That makes me sad.
QW: You were really cool. PP seems like a jerk!
QW: Like he was so mean and cursing all the time.
QW: Nowhere near as mellow as you.
QW: If anyone was going to be . . . well doing whatever it is you're doing.
QW: What does that mean, anyway?
QW: Like.
QW: If PP is my troll, so to speak.
QW: What does that mean?
QW: I never really thought about that.
QW: I just figured you were fun and if anyone had to be my troll.
QW: Granted I've only met two of you.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ weeree?
BS: ✯ c'm∞n duudeer yy∞uu'ree g∞nnaa maakee mee saad.
BS: ✯ 8(
BS: ✯ buut uuhh m∞st tr∞lls aaree liikee thhaat.
BS: ✯ yy∞uu gr∞w t∞ liivee wiithh iit, eespeeciiaallyy iiff yy∞uu liivee wiithh thheem.
BS: ✯ myy maateespriit saayys "m∞thheerffuuck" eeveeryy thhreeee w∞rds iit's nbd.
BS: ✯ buut uuhh thhaat meeaans iiff yy∞uu'ree g∞iing t∞ r∞yyaallyy ffuuck uup s∞meethhiing ffiieercee.
BS: ✯ liikee yy∞uu aaree g∞iing t∞ diiee ffiieercee.
BS: ✯ thheen yy∞uur tr∞ll iis g∞nnaa steep iin aand bee liikee "cuut thhaat ∞uut".
BS: ✯ pr∞baablyy iin muuchh m∞ree deer∞gaat∞ryy teerms.
BS: ✯ aaww n∞w yy∞uu'ree reeaallyy maakiing mee saad. c'm∞n, wee'ree stiill g∞nnaa geet t∞ taalk aand stuuffff. 8(

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: What's a matesprit?
QW: Did I get that right? Kind of hard to tell sometimes due to your 'quirk'.
QW: There are so many of those little troll terms.
QW: I guess the difference of cultures or something like that. You are an alien, after all.
QW: Also if someone's going to step in and tell me to cut it out I think I'd rather less derogatory terms.
QW: Which is why I like you.
QW: You're nice.
QW: PP was a jerk.
QW: And if that other troll says motherfuck every three words, then they don't sound that nice either.
QW: No offence, I mean, if matesprit is like your boyfriend or something.
QW: Anyway, I'm still going to refer to you with questions! Even if you aren't my troll, hehe! You can't force PP on me!
QW: I'm a rebel of the system!

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ ∞hh jeeguus hheeree wee g∞.
BS: ✯ ∞k uum iit's cl∞seest t∞ yy∞uur hhuumaan l∞vee.
BS: ✯ m∞ree ∞r leess. 8)
BS: ✯ yyeeaahh cuultuuree diiffffeereencees... suuchh aa chhaasm s∞meetiimees, naawmsaayyiin?
BS: ✯ aaww thhaanks ii thhiink.
BS: ✯ s∞mee ∞ff uus d∞n't liikee beeiing caalleed niicee, buut ii'm c∞∞l wiithh iit.
BS: ✯ ... aawks.
BS: ✯ cuuz ffiirst thhaat's whhaat aa maateespriit iis.
BS: ✯ seec∞nd cuuz shhee's aa chhiick t∞∞.
BS: ✯ ∞hh g∞d thhaat meeaans ii'll hhaavee t∞ taakee ∞n tw∞ ∞ff yy∞uu.
BS: ✯ n∞ ∞ffffeensee ∞r aanyythhiing buut liikee iit's aa preettyy iinteensiivee j∞b.
BS: ✯ ii baareelyy hhaavee thhee ff∞cuus ff∞r ∞nee. 8(
BS: ✯ ii meeaan ii guueess iiff yy∞uu hhaavee juust aa quuiick quueestii∞n hheeree ∞r thheeree thheen yy∞uu caan g∞ ff∞r iit.
BS: ✯ juust d∞n't eexpeect mee t∞ bee maakiing suuree yy∞uu d∞n't ffuuck uup.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Oh.
QW: A 'chick' too?
QW: Er. Okay!
QW: That's cool!
QW: Totally cool.
QW: Er. Anyway. Sorry, I didn't mean to make things awkward.
QW: And I'm being totally selfish!
QW: I told you I'm not really good with people!
QW: He just seemed so mean.
QW: And uncaring.
QW: Extremely uncaring.
QW: Like if the amount he didn't care was inversely related to how much money he had.
QW: He would be a bajillionaire!
QW: And I have to admit.
QW: That's kind of intimidating. But I'm being selfish in claiming you like that!
QW: And that's not like me.
QW: So uh.
QW: I won't bug you or anything!
QW: You can go find someone else, I'll learn to deal with PP.

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #ffffff; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 6a006a; text-align: left;]BS: ✯ yyeeaahh. caaeegaar. <3 8)
BS: ✯ naaw caalm d∞wn duudeer iit's c∞∞l.
BS: ✯ wee c∞∞l.
BS: ✯ duudee's liiteeraal aantii-caaree.
BS: ✯ d∞n't w∞rryy aab∞uut iit iit's n∞t thhaat iintiimiidaatiing.
BS: ✯ hhee'll bee thheeree iiff shhiit neeeeds chhaangiing buut yy∞uu w∞n't seeee hhiim ∞thheerwiisee.
BS: ✯ d∞n't w∞rryy aab∞uut iit buug mee whheeneeveer yy∞uu neeeed t∞.
BS: ✯ quueestii∞ns aaree chhiill ii hhaavee leegiit n∞thhiing t∞ d∞ ∞n thhiis meetee∞r beesiidees waatchhiing myy c∞mraadees g∞ iinsaanee.
BS: ✯ iit's b∞riing hheeree.
BS: ✯ ii'm juust saayyiing d∞n't eexpeect mee t∞ waatchh yy∞uu aand iinff∞rm yy∞uu whheen yy∞uu ffuuck uup.
BS: ✯ iiff yy∞uu hhaavee quueestii∞ns ∞n stuuffff, juust meessaagee mee aand ii'll tryy t∞ hheelp. 8)
BS: ✯ iiff aanyythhiing pp wiill bee aast∞uundeed yy∞uu aaree suuchh aan aastuutee plaayyeer... iit wiill bee ∞uur liittlee seecreet. 8)

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[style=width: 450px; padding: 10 25; background: #666611; border: 1px dashed black; font-size: 11px; font-family: courier new; font-weight: bold; color: 66DD11; text-align: left;]QW: Well I mean Sburb is a computer game, right?
QW: No matter it's importance it's a computer game.
QW: So I should be able to figure it out!
QW: I love computer games, and I'm really good at them!
QW: That sounded conceded.
QW: Er.
QW: I play a lot of video games, so I know how to figure them out! It's a computer game so it'll follow similar patterns.
QW: So I doubt I'll need PP. I'll blow him away!
QW: He will be so baffled by all my skills!
QW:
QW: Just need to, you know, start the game.
QW: And I have you as a reference. You know what you're doing!
QW: I'm going to be the best Sburb player!
QW: Or is that not a thing?
QW: Er.
QW: That's not really a thing that can be, is it?